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Top 38 Single Parents Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Single Parents pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Single Parents conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you have a Band-Aid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

  2. If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.

  3. Are you at the PTA meeting last night?

  4. Are you the mother duck becuse you quack me up

  5. Can I buy you lunch/brunch sometimes before picking up kids from school?

  6. Care for some afternoon delight?

  7. Do you have a BandAid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

  8. Do you know where that that other playground is?

  9. Do you rent or own your flute?

  10. Have we met before, do you know the ______ family?

Funny single parents pickup lines

Have we met before? I think our kids attend the same ____ class.

Hey girl. I think it's cute when you're still in your pj's. Tell me what you pinned and I'll rub your feet.

I like you. Can we have sexy time?

I want to color-you-mine!

If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?

Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?

Let's play pretend!

Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!

Nice minivan.

Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

Of course there's lots of single mom/dad in the playground, but you're the only one I'd love to meet.

Our kids are playing together. It must be fate!

Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?

Sorry, I couldn't help but notice how sexy your stroller is.

Those are so cute, where did you get your kid's shoes?

Wanna be a parent?

Wanna come over for a play date?

We should hang out sometime.

Where’s your kid go to daycare?

Would you like to go on a "double" date?

Would you like to go on a kids-free date?

Would you like to join us at Color-me-mine and let me buy you a cup of coffee while at it?

You can play in my playground anytime.