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Top 50 Married Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Married chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

    Because the wedding can't go on without the bride

  2. Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

  3. I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

  4. Hey, is it just me dear, or are we destined to be arranged married?

  5. Weren’t we married in a previous life?

  6. Will you marry me?

  7. I don't wanna marry you, I just want you for the night...

  8. Knock Knock! who’s there? marry.

    marry who? marry me.

  9. My dad's here now, you can marry me.

  10. Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

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Funny married pickup lines

I have a PHD!!!
P retty
H uge
D esire to marry you

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

You smell nice, why are you married?

Said this to a girl once, now she's married to me instead and we have 2 amazing girls.

If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.

Are you the night? Because I'm gonna marry you.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

Is that an amulet of mara?

You're not married?

I'm married so you know I won't be all clingy and shit!

I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?

I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.

I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

Say your not old enough to get married? Pull on my master sword and then we will.

I wish to marry you for love. For that reason I have been disowned and exiled.

Can I marry your mum?

Because if I was your dad, I'd still be bathing you

Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

Cuz a wedding can't go on without a bride

I'm looking for my Pocahontas..

Which means I'm marrying the first 14 year old here.

Beauty and The Beast Reference

I love you. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes when I marry you.

Hey girl, you wanna get married n shit?

No, seriously

Are you in a marriage rn?

Cuz I saw you

Marrying me.

Except one thing

Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.

Hey girl are you married?

Cuz I don't date married women.

Are you ketchup?

Cuz I'd like to marry you