50 Married Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Married rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about married, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Married Pickup Lines

A good Married hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

You remind me of Saturn but you are missing something

A ring…Will you marry me?
Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

Because the wedding can't go on without the bride
Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?
I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
Hey, is it just me dear, or are we destined to be arranged married?

Short and cute married pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about married are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Weren’t we married in a previous life?

Will you marry me?

I don't wanna marry you, I just want you for the night...

Knock Knock! who’s there? marry.

marry who? marry me.

Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

I have a PHD!!!
P retty
H uge
D esire to marry you

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Cheesy married Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

You smell nice, why are you married?

Said this to a girl once, now she's married to me instead and we have 2 amazing girls.

If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.

Are you the night? Because I'm gonna marry you.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

Is that an amulet of mara?

You're not married?

I don't have friends

I don't have friends,
I only have family,
So please marry me

Corny married Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Married conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do you beIt’s funny to the point that was hot cheerleader, and I was a blundering geek since now WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?

Hey girl is your name Christmas? Bcz i want to marry you <3

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.

I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.

I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

Say your not old enough to get married? Pull on my master sword and then we will.

You remind me of Saturn but you are missing something.....A ring…Will you marry me?️

I wish to marry you for love. For that reason I have been disowned and exiled.

When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

Can I marry your mum?

Because if I was your dad, I'd still be bathing you

Roses are red, violets are blue

This doesn't rhyme, will you marry me?

A good married Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Married hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is the answer that you'll give me to the question: 'Marry me?' the same as the answer to this question?

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Let's get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.

Are you Christmas?

Hmm. People keep telling me to marry Christmas and I can't seem to find her

I'm looking for my Pocahontas..
Which means I'm marrying the first 14 year old here.

You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

Cuz a wedding can't go on without a bride

Beauty and The Beast Reference

I love you. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes when I marry you.

Except one thing

Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.

Are you in a marriage rn?

Cuz I saw you

Marrying me.

Hey girl are you married?

Cuz I don't date married women.

Is it Christmas yet?

Cause I’m trynna marry you.

Are you ketchup?

Cuz I'd like to marry you

Hey girl. Are you married?

Because I only date married women.

This isn't a pickup line. It's a fact.

Hey girl, you look so good I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

Are you the best thing that have ever happened to me

Cuz you are the best thing that have ever happened to me and i wanna marry u

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Married love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Married chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.