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Top 50 Married Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Married pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

    Because the wedding can't go on without the bride

  2. Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

  3. I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

  4. Hey, is it just me dear, or are we destined to be arranged married?

  5. Weren’t we married in a previous life?

  6. Will you marry me?

  7. I don't wanna marry you, I just want you for the night...

  8. Knock Knock! who’s there? marry.

    marry who? marry me.

  9. My dad's here now, you can marry me.

  10. Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

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Funny married pickup lines

I have a PHD!!!
P retty
H uge
D esire to marry you

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

You smell nice, why are you married?

Said this to a girl once, now she's married to me instead and we have 2 amazing girls.

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If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

Is that an amulet of mara?

You're not married?

I'm married so you know I won't be all clingy and shit!

I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.

I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.

I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

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Working Married tinder opener

I wish to marry you for love. For that reason I have been disowned and exiled.

When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

Can I marry your mum?

Because if I was your dad, I'd still be bathing you

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Let's get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.

You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

Cuz a wedding can't go on without a bride

I'm looking for my Pocahontas..

Which means I'm marrying the first 14 year old here.

Beauty and The Beast Reference

I love you. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes when I marry you.

Hey girl, you wanna get married n shit?

No, seriously

Are you in a marriage rn?

Cuz I saw you



Marrying me.