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Here are 110 married pick up lines for her and flirty married rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about married that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with married rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny married pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty married joke for a great chat response.
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You remind me of Saturn but you are missing something
A ring…Will you marry me?
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Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.
Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
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You have to attend my wedding when I get married...
Because the wedding can't go on without the bride
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Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?
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I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
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Hey, is it just me dear, or are we destined to be arranged married?
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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about married are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Weren’t we married in a previous life?
Will you marry me?
I don't wanna marry you, I just want you for the night...
Knock Knock! who’s there? marry.
marry who? marry me.
I have a PHD!!!
P retty
H uge
D esire to marry you
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
Can I borrow a rupee?
I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
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You smell nice, why are you married?
Said this to a girl once, now she's married to me instead and we have 2 amazing girls.
Are you the night? Because I'm gonna marry you.
If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.
I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?
Is that an amulet of mara?
You're not married?
Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?
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Do you beIt’s funny to the point that was hot cheerleader, and I was a blundering geek since now WILL YOU MARRY ME?
"Did you say yes because of my looks, or was it my irresistible charm that swept you off your feet?"
Hey girl is your name Christmas? Bcz i want to marry you <3
"Even though our wedding bands symbolize infinity, they can't measure the endless beauty I see in you."
"Being married to you has made my life a dream, but every day I still wake up trying to win your heart."
"Who said anything about forever? Let's just focus on making tonight unforgettable, shall we?"
"Are you a magic spell? Because whenever I see you, all I can think is 'Marry me.'"
"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, except a marriage certificate."
"Your honesty shines like a starry ring, indeed, you're the one I dream of marrying."
"No wedding bells yet, darling, but there's nothing stopping us from creating some tantalizing memories together."
"Who needs adult films when your beauty alone elicits rated R thoughts in me?"
"Your desire for marriage is as captivating as your beauty, but I just want to steal your last dance, not your last name."
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"Just because I'm not ready for marriage, doesn't mean I can resist the temptation of your captivating charm."
"Are you a diamond? Because I've been searching for the perfect gem to make my life complete."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I can picture is our wedding."
"The way you sparkle, darling, I fear a wedding ring might dull your shine."
"Before we jump to 'I do', how about we start with a 'hello' over coffee tomorrow?"
"Real quick weddings, huh? I guess Hollywood movies are setting unrealistic expectations for our third day together!"
"Just call us PB&J, because I’m nuts about you, Jools. Let's make our initials MMM...Marrying Me Means More Jam."
"I'm not ready for a ring on your finger, but I'd love to get lost in the sparkle of your eyes tonight."
"You're right, at this pace we'd be on our honeymoon yesterday! But no worries, my suitcase is still in the attic."
"Your beauty goes beyond any picture; let's paint a lifetime together, starting with tonight?"
"Well, I'm no married woman, but I can promise a lifetime commitment to bad puns and dad jokes."
"You turned my paper ring into a circle of love. Let's make some magic together, darling."
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"Did you say yes to me because of my looks, or because you couldn't resist the charm beneath my rugged exterior?"
"Your smile says 'marry me', but how about we start with coffee and see where that leads?"
"You're so radiant, you melt my screen every time I see your photos. Ready to heat up my world in person?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I swear you're an angel in that paper ring."
"Your laugh is intoxicating, sweetheart, let's share it over coffee as great companions."
"Absolutely! Love can't be rushed, just like fine wine. Let's continue this adventure slowly and see where it leads us."
"I bet you're like a fine wine, getting better with age. Let's leave the past behind and focus on the now, shall we?"
"Your beauty is captivating enough for a lifetime commitment, how about we tease that future with some steamy fun tonight?"
"Hey Jools, don't lose your 'Jam'. Marry me instead and we'll be the perfect 'MM' sandwich!"
"Jools, let's make sure your initials stay as sweet as jam; marry me and keep the M in the mix."
"I don't watch porn because fantasies can't compete with the real-life allure of you."
"A married woman? That's intriguing. I must say, I appreciate a woman who knows her worth."
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"If marriage isn't on your agenda, how about we skip to the honeymoon phase and let the sparks fly?"
"You've ignited a fire in me that even your hottest pictures can't quench; how about we fan these flames together?"
"You've seen the Pyramids, but have you ever seen a future as beautiful as us married?"
"Hey Jools, why not preserve our initials as jam, because life without you would leave me on a toast."
Your love is the ink that writes the story of my life with you as my wife.
"I'm not looking for a wife, just someone who can ignite the sparks even brighter than the northern lights."
"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because your ass just committed grand theft of my attention."
"If marriage is your game, then let's redefine the rules. How about we explore the boundaries of love first?"
"Our chemistry is undeniable, but why rush to wedding bells when we can explore the symphony of friendship first?"
Like a paper ring, your love is pure and bright, marrying me in eternal light.
"Oh really? I already told my mom about our engagement. She's expecting us for dinner tomorrow."
"Well, being married doesn't undermine your radiant charisma. I can see why someone put a ring on such a captivating woman."
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"Your beauty could make a man get on one knee, but I'm more intrigued by what we could create standing side by side."
Like a paper ring, you've made my heart sing. You're my forever love, my everything.
"Not even Kazuha from Genshin Impact can navigate an adventure as captivating as the one I see in your eyes."
"Always had a thing for classmate stories! I must say, you've got the allure that could distract even the most dedicated student."
"Hey Jools, you worried about losing your jam? Marry me instead, and we'll upgrade from jam to marmalade - Marvelous And Remarkable!"
"You're so enchanting, it's no wonder you misheard 'marriage' when I clearly said 'magical friendship?'"
"I'm not after a ring, sweetheart, just the chance to make your heart sing every single night."
"Age is just a number, but it sounds like you've got an incredible story to tell. Let's save the rest for our first date, okay?"
"Honestly? Every time I look into your eyes, I see a future Mrs. in them."
"Girl, every time I see your smile, I realize why even committed bachelors risk it all."
"Are you made of diamonds, babe? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring ever could."
"I'm not planning on wedding bells, but your eyes have me hearing symphonies."
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