Top 50 Wife Pick Up lines
Are you trying to pick up girls with the best wife pick up lines? We have compiled a list of the funniest wife pick up lines here. Take a look and see if you can get the girl of your dreams.
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I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.
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Are you a time traveler?
Cause you look just like my future wife.
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Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.
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Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.
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You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.
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Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?
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Are your parents loan originators? Because I want to submit my loan application to take you as my wife.
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I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.
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I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.
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This one worked wonders on my wife
You: Hello, do you happen to have a mirror I can use?
Her: Yes, why?
You: I need it
Her: Okay
and now we have four children and one goat
Working wife pickup lines
Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?
Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?
Cause you look like you wanna screw me.
Ma’m did you know your made of a rare material?
Wife Material.
They might as well call me JFK
Cause even though my wife’s right next to me you hit me like a bullet.
You know you look a lot like my wife
Well she isn’t really my wife, we’ve only just met
With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...
We'll smash later, first be my wife
- Day 88
Is it 1692? Because I wanna accuse my wife of witchcraft so I can be with you.
*Voice calls her*
Sorry I asked siri to call my future wife
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.
Hello fine lady, can I make u my wife
I don't feel like I have any purpose in life
Hi honey I'm home, oh I'm sorry i forgot this was the past and you're not yet my wife
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
What are you doing tonight? Does it start with an M and end with an E
My wife?
My wifes boyfreind
Are you my wife cause her boyfriend would love you
Roses are red
My life is pretty sad
I would rather have a dark fruits then a wife
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.
TORBJORN: You're not my wife.
Never stop using them.
Just told my wife "I love you more than anything in the Universe we know, and whatever lies beyond. You are my everything."
You look like my first wife
IDK I've never been married though
You look kinda like my first wife
But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)
Roses are red,
My life is sad,
J would rather have a dark fruits then a wife
Are you a doorframe
Because I wanna hit you like my ex wife
This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.
Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name
