Are your parents loan originators? Because I want to submit my loan application to take you as my wife.

"If I had a rupee for every time you said 'shukriya,' I'd be rich enough to treat your wife to dessert!"

Well, if you're my half love wife, I must be the other half that makes this whole thing dangerously fun. What’s our first adventure? 😉

Half love wife? Sounds like the perfect setup for some unforgettable moments. Can’t wait to see what mischief we’ll get into together! 😏

"Your beauty outshines the splendor of the pyramids; will you build a lifetime with me?"

Ah, so I’m the half that brings the snacks? Perfect! Just don’t expect me to share my fries—those are non-negotiable! 😂

"Being married to you has made my life a dream, but every day I still wake up trying to win your heart."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams of a loving wife."

Are you a bakery, Manish? Because you sure know how to deliver those sweet "shukriya" creampies!

"Are you a lamp? Because you light up my world like seaweed in the ocean!"

"Every champion needs a trophy, but I need more - I need a trophy wife as dazzling as you."

"For you, I'd be the most glamorous jailbird's wife ever. And our boba babies? They'll be the tastiest in town."

"Are you a bakery, Manish? Because you keep giving out creampies like they're going out of style! Shukriya!"

"Do you have an eraser? Because I can't erase the thought of a future without you as my wife."

"Your beauty outshines the Pyramids, darling. How about we build a lifetime together?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including my future wife."

"If beauty were a competition, you'd be the clear winner. Can I be your proud trophy husband?"

Well, in that case, I hope you're ready for a lifetime supply of dad jokes and questionable dance moves. 😄💃

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, Manish! Shukriya for being magnetic!"

"I might be a ghost from my past, but I can promise you, our love story will last."

Lucky her, but I bet you could use a little excitement on the side. Let's see if I can spice up your life.

Your words ignite a fire, a passion so rare. In this cyber space, I sense a love affair.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I swear you're an angel in that paper ring."

"You must be made of gold because you're the ultimate trophy I want to win."

In your eyes, I see the stars twinkle, in your smile, I find the world's sprinkle.

"You turned my paper ring into a circle of love. Let's make some magic together, darling."

"I'm not a fortune teller, but when I look into your eyes, I see my future wife."

"You've seen the Pyramids, but have you ever seen a future as beautiful as us married?"

Your love for her shines through, so rare and true. Your heart's depth is a treasure, a beauty in you.

Guess I better start practicing my cooking skills then! Can't have my future wife going hungry now, can we? 🍳

Your love is the ink that writes the story of my life with you as my wife.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like you could use some ice for that burn.

"Are you into building futures? Because I can't picture mine without you as my beautiful wife."

Did you fall from heaven, or are you just a hot mess like me?

"I might have been killed by love once, but your smile is giving me a reason to risk it again."

"You must be a magician; every time I look at my wife, everyone else disappears."

I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.

"Are you my wife's lover? Because you've just killed me with your beauty."

Like a paper ring, your love is pure and bright, marrying me in eternal light.

You're definitely wife material - your kindness and grace make you shine brighter than a diamond ring.

You must be a magical trophy, 'cause every time I see you, I feel like a winner!

"I died once when my wife and her lover betrayed me, but your smile brings me back to life."

"Even though distance may be a cruel knave, my love, like medicine, crosses the brave, hoping to make your spirits rave."

"If you were a dessert, you'd be a 'creampie' - thanks for making life sweeter, Manish! Shukriya!"

Like a paper ring, you've made my heart sing. You're my forever love, my everything.

"Roses are red, trophies are gold, be my wife and our story will forever be told."

Your beauty is a masterpiece, like a sculpture come to life. Can I admire you forever, my dear wife?

"Are you a bakery, Manish? Because you keep offering me 'creampie' and I can't resist saying shukriya!"

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring.

"Are you made of diamonds, babe? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring ever could."

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day... as my future wife."

"Is it hot in here or is it just the flames of our eternal marriage igniting?"

"Are you a masterpiece? Because I'd love to show you off as my stunning trophy wife."

"Are you a trophy? Because you're a winner in my eyes, baby."

"Is your name Revenge? Because I've been looking for you since my wife and her lover killed me."

"Has anyone ever told you, your beauty outshines even the pyramids? How about we change that and make you my wife?"

Haha, well that's a bit of a dealbreaker for me! I prefer my dates to be a tad more single... and human. 😂

"Is your name Manish? Because you keep saying 'Shukriya' for the creampie! Talk about gratitude."

"Is your heart a crime scene? Because I just died for your love."

"Is your hair spun from starlight? Because every strand screams future wife material, beautiful as the night sky."

"Just like penguins mate for life, my heart flutters for you, my charming, eternal wife."

"Honestly, if I were to create my perfect wife, she couldn't even come close to your beauty and grace."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me feeling like I'm on cloud nine, wife."

"So, if you're my wife, can I finally stop sharing my fries? Asking for a future husband!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the marriage market? Because heaven's missing its perfect wife-to-be."

"Is your name Manish? Because every time you say 'shukriya,' my heart does a little Bollywood dance!"

In your eyes, I see the universe unfold, my heart sings for you, my forever hand to hold.

"If being stunning was a competition, you'd definitely take home first place every time."

"Hey babe, do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes...even during your tax audits."

Well, if you’re my half love wife, does that mean I get half the chores and double the dessert? Asking for a friend! 😂

Your smile shines brighter than the stars, in your eyes I see the beauty of Mars.

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for: a wife and mother for my future kids."

Hey Manish, are you a magician? Because whenever you say "shukriya," I feel like I'm under your spell!

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring on our wedding day."

In your eyes, my world does sing,
You're my wife, my everything.

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you're a precious gem that I'd love to treasure forever, my dear wife."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because my GPS says I've reached my destination: wife search complete."

I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

A love so deep is a sacred art. Your loyalty speaks volumes, a gem in your heart.

"Half love wife? I think I could handle a whole lot more than that. What else have you got up your sleeve? 😉"

"Is your love deadly too? Because just one look from you, sweetheart, is making my heart skip beats."

"Is your name Fate? Because I can see you clearly in my future as my beautiful, irresistible wife."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, leaving only my dream wife."

Are you a wife material? Because you're as stunning as the love that fills a home.

"Are you looking for a husband? Because it seems like destiny led me right to my dream wife."

Well, if I'm your wife, then you must be my forever crush. Let's make this chat hotter than a summer night.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're looking like a snack in that office attire."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for... including my lost TV remote."

This one worked wonders on my wife

You: Hello, do you happen to have a mirror I can use?
Her: Yes, why?
You: I need it
Her: Okay

and now we have four children and one goat

"Jollyholly, your charm makes hearts take flight, as irresistible as cookies to a starry night."

In your eyes I see forever shine, with a paper ring our hearts align, forever yours and thine.

"In life, you stole my heart; in death, even more so, enchanting mystery."

"Though you two ended my song, dear lady, your beauty still rings a melodious harmony."

Are you a trophy wife? Because you've got first place written all over you, no leash required, bitch.

"Are you Google? Because I've been searching all my life and you have everything I've been looking for."

"I'm not seeking a wife, just an accomplice in mischief. How about we start by stealing glances?"

Are you a dictionary? Because you define "amazing" and I'd love to learn more about you.

Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?

"Are you a bakery, Manish? Because even though you're taken, you're always giving out those 'creampies'! Shukriya!"

"Are you a bakery, Manish? Because every time I see you, I want to say 'Shukriya' for the 'creampies'!"

"My goddess, my heart, desire of my life so rife, would you add another name and be my soul's infinite wife?"

"Are you my afterlife counselor? Because ever since my wife ended me, I've been lost and only your smile guides me."

"You're so hot, you must be the sun because you're burning up this place, babe."

Well, if you’re my half love wife, does that mean I get to pick the pizza toppings for our imaginary date? 🍕😄

Lucky lady! But I have a feeling I could show you a side of yourself you didn't even know existed.

"I don't need porn, sweetheart; the thought of you becoming my wife is the most exciting scene I can imagine."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be locked up for life; you're a masterpiece, my darling wife.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven is missing an angel, and I'm missing a wife."

"Has anyone ever told you, you glow with the charm only a wife can outshine the sun with?"

If being your amazing wife is the goal, sign me up – I'm ready to start the journey with you.

"Are you a cookie? Because I crave you more than the milk to my heart's delight."

"Are you my morning coffee? Because I can't start my day without tasting your sweetness, gorgeous future wife."

"Ever considered a career in being a trophy wife? Because you'd definitely win first place in my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I see my incredibly sexy future disappearing happily with you."

Wow, I see you're into long-term commitments! My longest relationship is with my Netflix account - it's been going strong for years.

"Is your hair a map of our future? Because every strand leads me to my beautiful wife-to-be."

"Are you a gift from Manish? Because I can't stop saying 'shukriya' for this delicious 'creampie' surprise!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, all other girls disappear from my wife search list."

"Life ended unjustly, but in your eyes I see, the rebirth of love's sweet and soothing decree."

Hey, are you open to letting someone show you a whole new level of amazing wifery?

Are you made of diamonds? Because you are shining brighter than any trophy wifey out there.

"Just seeing you makes me feel like I've already won the grandest prize, would you complete my victory as my trophy wife?"

"Do you have a map? Because I've been lost in your eyes since the moment I envisioned us as husband and wife."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven is missing an angel who'd make a perfect wife."

Are you looking for someone to redefine what an amazing wife truly means? Because I'm up for the challenge.

"Is your name Manish? Because being around you makes me say 'shukriya' for the unexpected 'creampie'!"

"I must be dreaming, because a woman as captivating as you shouldn’t be just anyone’s wife."

Half love wife? Does that mean we split the chores too? Because I’ve been told my sock folding skills are legendary... in the worst way! 😄

Half love wife? Perfect! I’ll take half the commitment but full-time fun. When’s our first imaginary date? I hear virtual pizza is all the rage! 🍕😄

Your wife must be amazing! I hope to find someone as awesome as her one day. Maybe it'll be you? 😉

"Are you a seaweed? Because you brighten up my world like a lamp on a cozy cooking night."