110 Wife Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are your parents loan originators? Because I want to submit my loan application to take you as my wife.

"Your beauty outshines the splendor of the pyramids; will you build a lifetime with me?"

"Being married to you has made my life a dream, but every day I still wake up trying to win your heart."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams of a loving wife."

"For you, I'd be the most glamorous jailbird's wife ever. And our boba babies? They'll be the tastiest in town."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including my future wife."

"Every champion needs a trophy, but I need more - I need a trophy wife as dazzling as you."

"Do you have an eraser? Because I can't erase the thought of a future without you as my wife."

"You turned my paper ring into a circle of love. Let's make some magic together, darling."

In your eyes, I see the stars twinkle, in your smile, I find the world's sprinkle.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I swear you're an angel in that paper ring."

Like a paper ring, your love is pure and bright, marrying me in eternal light.

"I'm not a fortune teller, but when I look into your eyes, I see my future wife."

"You must be a magician; every time I look at my wife, everyone else disappears."

"I'm not looking for a wife, just someone who can ignite the sparks even brighter than the northern lights."

"Are you my wife's lover? Because you've just killed me with your beauty."

I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.

"You've seen the Pyramids, but have you ever seen a future as beautiful as us married?"

"I might have been killed by love once, but your smile is giving me a reason to risk it again."

Your love is the ink that writes the story of my life with you as my wife.

"Even though distance may be a cruel knave, my love, like medicine, crosses the brave, hoping to make your spirits rave."

Like a paper ring, you've made my heart sing. You're my forever love, my everything.

"Roses are red, trophies are gold, be my wife and our story will forever be told."

"I died once when my wife and her lover betrayed me, but your smile brings me back to life."

"Is it hot in here or is it just the flames of our eternal marriage igniting?"

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day... as my future wife."

"Are you made of diamonds, babe? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring ever could."

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring.

"Is your name Revenge? Because I've been looking for you since my wife and her lover killed me."

"Is your heart a crime scene? Because I just died for your love."

"Honestly, if I were to create my perfect wife, she couldn't even come close to your beauty and grace."

"Is your hair spun from starlight? Because every strand screams future wife material, beautiful as the night sky."

"Just like penguins mate for life, my heart flutters for you, my charming, eternal wife."

"Did we get hitched or did I hit the jackpot? Because darling, waking up next to you feels like winning every time."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me feeling like I'm on cloud nine, wife."

"Hey babe, do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes...even during your tax audits."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the marriage market? Because heaven's missing its perfect wife-to-be."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for: a wife and mother for my future kids."

"Our wedding was just the beginning; every day with you feels like falling in love with you all over again."

In your eyes, I see the universe unfold, my heart sings for you, my forever hand to hold.

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you're a precious gem that I'd love to treasure forever, my dear wife."

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring on our wedding day."

In your eyes, my world does sing,
You're my wife, my everything.

Like a paper ring, delicate and true, you're the only one for me, my love for you grew.

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because my GPS says I've reached my destination: wife search complete."

I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

"Are you looking for a husband? Because it seems like destiny led me right to my dream wife."

"Is your name Fate? Because I can see you clearly in my future as my beautiful, irresistible wife."

"Is your love deadly too? Because just one look from you, sweetheart, is making my heart skip beats."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're looking like a snack in that office attire."

This one worked wonders on my wife

You: Hello, do you happen to have a mirror I can use?
Her: Yes, why?
You: I need it
Her: Okay

and now we have four children and one goat

"Though you two ended my song, dear lady, your beauty still rings a melodious harmony."

"Jollyholly, your charm makes hearts take flight, as irresistible as cookies to a starry night."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for my wife all my life and I think I've found the answer."

In your eyes I see forever shine, with a paper ring our hearts align, forever yours and thine.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for... including my lost TV remote."

"In life, you stole my heart; in death, even more so, enchanting mystery."

"My goddess, my heart, desire of my life so rife, would you add another name and be my soul's infinite wife?"

"Are you my afterlife counselor? Because ever since my wife ended me, I've been lost and only your smile guides me."

"I'm not seeking a wife, just an accomplice in mischief. How about we start by stealing glances?"

Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?

With a paper ring, our love took flight,
My darling wife, my shining light.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven is missing an angel, and I'm missing a wife."

"Are you a cookie? Because I crave you more than the milk to my heart's delight."

"I don't need porn, sweetheart; the thought of you becoming my wife is the most exciting scene I can imagine."

"Has anyone ever told you, you glow with the charm only a wife can outshine the sun with?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, all other girls disappear from my wife search list."