Top 50 Wife Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wife pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Wife conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

2. Are you a time traveler?

   Cause you look just like my future wife.

3. Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

4. Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

5. You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.

6. Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

7. I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.

8. I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

9. Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?

10. Ma’m did you know your made of a rare material?

    Wife Material.

Funny wife pickup lines

They might as well call me JFK
Cause even though my wife’s right next to me you hit me like a bullet.

Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

Me: "Whats that thing thats kind of like a simile?" Future Wife: "A metaphor??"

Me: "I don't know but I think I met a ten tonight."
*dabs*

With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...

We'll smash later, first be my wife

- Day 88

Is it 1692? Because I wanna accuse my wife of witchcraft so I can be with you.

*Voice calls her*
Sorry I asked siri to call my future wife

Hello fine lady, can I make u my wife

I don't feel like I have any purpose in life

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material

Are you a parking ticket

Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

What are you doing tonight? Does it start with an M and end with an E

My wife?

My wifes boyfreind

Are you my wife cause her boyfriend would love you

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name

Are you a doorframe

Because I wanna hit you like my ex wife

Never stop using them.

Just told my wife "I love you more than anything in the Universe we know, and whatever lies beyond. You are my everything."

Roses are red

My life is pretty sad
I would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

You look like my first wife

IDK I've never been married though

You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)

TORBJORN: You're not my wife.

Guy - You look like my first wife.
Girl - Really? How many wives have you had?
Guy - None

I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

Wanna be a sister wife?