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Top 50 Wife Pick Up lines

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  1. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

  2. Are you a time traveler?

    Cause you look just like my future wife.

  3. Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

  4. Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

  5. You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.

  6. Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

  7. Roses are red, so is this bloody knife…

    You'll be next, unless you say yes to being my wife

  8. I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.

  9. I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

  10. Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?

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Are you my wife?
Cause I want to beat the shit out of u

Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

Ma’m did you know your made of a rare material?

Wife Material.

Me: "Whats that thing thats kind of like a simile?" Future Wife: "A metaphor??"

Me: "I don't know but I think I met a ten tonight."

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You know you look a lot like my wife

Well she isn’t really my wife, we’ve only just met

Is it 1692? Because I wanna accuse my wife of witchcraft so I can be with you.

*Voice calls her*

Sorry I asked siri to call my future wife

Hello fine lady, can I make u my wife

I don't feel like I have any purpose in life

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material

Are you a parking ticket

Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

What are you doing tonight? Does it start with an M and end with an E

My wife?

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You look like my first wife

IDK I've never been married though

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

TORBJORN: You're not my wife.

Never stop using them.

Just told my wife "I love you more than anything in the Universe we know, and whatever lies beyond. You are my everything."

You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)

Roses are red

My life is pretty sad
I would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

Roses are red,

My life is sad,
J would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

Are you a doorframe

Because I wanna hit you like my ex wife

This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name

Guy - You look like my first wife.
Girl - Really? How many wives have you had?
Guy - None

I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.