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Top 50 Wife Pick Up lines

Are you trying to pick up girls with the best wife pick up lines? We have compiled a list of the funniest wife pick up lines here. Take a look and see if you can get the girl of your dreams.

  1. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

  2. Are you a time traveler?

    Cause you look just like my future wife.

  3. Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

  4. Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

  5. You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.

  6. Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

  7. Are your parents loan originators? Because I want to submit my loan application to take you as my wife.

  8. I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.

  9. I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

  10. This one worked wonders on my wife

    You: Hello, do you happen to have a mirror I can use?
    Her: Yes, why?
    You: I need it
    Her: Okay

    and now we have four children and one goat


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Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?

Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

Ma’m did you know your made of a rare material?

Wife Material.

They might as well call me JFK

Cause even though my wife’s right next to me you hit me like a bullet.

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You know you look a lot like my wife

Well she isn’t really my wife, we’ve only just met

With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...
We'll smash later, first be my wife

- Day 88

Is it 1692? Because I wanna accuse my wife of witchcraft so I can be with you.

*Voice calls her*

Sorry I asked siri to call my future wife

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

Hello fine lady, can I make u my wife

I don't feel like I have any purpose in life

Hi honey I'm home, oh I'm sorry i forgot this was the past and you're not yet my wife

Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material

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Working Wife tinder opener

What are you doing tonight? Does it start with an M and end with an E

My wife?

My wifes boyfreind

Are you my wife cause her boyfriend would love you

Roses are red

My life is pretty sad
I would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

TORBJORN: You're not my wife.

Never stop using them.

Just told my wife "I love you more than anything in the Universe we know, and whatever lies beyond. You are my everything."

You look like my first wife

IDK I've never been married though

You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)

Roses are red,

My life is sad,
J would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

Are you a doorframe

Because I wanna hit you like my ex wife

This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name