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Top 42 Wife Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wife pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

  2. Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

  3. Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

  4. You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.

  5. Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

  6. Roses are red, so is this bloody knife…

    You'll be next, unless you say yes to being my wife

  7. I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.

  8. Are you my wife?

    Cause I want to beat the shit out of u

  9. With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...

    We'll smash later, first be my wife

    - Day 88

  10. Is it 1692? Because I wanna accuse my wife of witchcraft so I can be with you.

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*Voice calls her*
Sorry I asked siri to call my future wife

Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material

Are you a parking ticket

Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

What are you doing tonight? Does it start with an M and end with an E

My wife?

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Never stop using them.

Just told my wife "I love you more than anything in the Universe we know, and whatever lies beyond. You are my everything."

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name

Are you a doorframe

Because I wanna hit you like my ex wife

Roses are red,

My life is sad,
J would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

Roses are red

My life is pretty sad
I would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

You look like my first wife

IDK I've never been married though

You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)

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Guy - You look like my first wife.
Girl - Really? How many wives have you had?
Guy - None

I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

Wanna be a sister wife?

My aunt died and left me six million dollars with the stipulation that I find a wife by Friday. Would you like to have a drink with me?

My wife just turned into a zombie. So….I'm single now.

I do not like my wife, you see.
I do not like her, no sirree.
Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
And so we have this open marriage.

You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.

I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed.

You remind me of my fourth wife.

When I saw you walk on the court tonight wearing WD, my heart said 'Wife Dat'.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.