Top 23 Mary Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mary pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Mary conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.
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Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!
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Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
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Are you Mary Winchester because baby you're on FIRE.
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I'm Joseph, can you be my Mary.
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There’s nothing wrong with it, maried people do it.
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Are you Marie Antoinette
Cuz youve got cake
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I love you as much as Marie loves purple.
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If your body's polonium and radium then I'm Marie Curie
Because I want to study it even if it kills me
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You must be from San Marino, because I want you to San Mari-me.
Funny mary pickup lines
You're not hail mary
But you sure are full of grace.
Marie: "Is there something I can do for you?"
James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest."
Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane?
Aye Mary - youze Poppin'.
Here's my number. Call me, Mary.
Aye Mary, yous poppin!
Mary you are so fine you are Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb!
Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.
Si Cristóbal Colón te viera, diría: ¡Santa María, qué Pinta tiene esta Niña!
(If Christopher Columbus saw you, he’d say: Saint Mary, that girl looks incredible!)
Now that DOMA's repealed. Let's make a deal. Do you want to get Maryed? Oh by the way, my name's Mary.