Top 28 mary Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Mary chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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You had me at the third Bloody Mary.
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Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.
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Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!
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Care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, I think there's still some left.
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Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
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Are you Mary Winchester because baby you're on FIRE.
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I'm Joseph, can you be my Mary.
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There’s nothing wrong with it, maried people do it.
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I love you as much as Marie loves purple.
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If your body's polonium and radium then I'm Marie Curie
Because I want to study it even if it kills me
Latest mary chat up lines
Hey girl can I buy you a drink?
Cause Bloody Mary, Jesus & Joseph you are spectacular.
Are you a moderator?
Cos' I wanna Nicole Mary 27 the shit out of you.
So I made a pickup line that is like probably been used but it worked.
I matched with a girl named Mariah on Tinder. So me being “senior slick” I said “this may be too soon but I think I want to Mari-yah” probably been used countless times but it got a reply and we are talking so life’s good ahah.
You're not hail mary
But you sure are full of grace.
Will you be my Mary-Jane?
I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...
She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...
The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.
So here we are…
**Are you watching closely?**
**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**
**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**
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**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**
**But of course... it probably isn't.**
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**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**
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**and makes it do something extraordinary.**
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**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**
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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**
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**isn't enough;**
**you have to bring it back.**
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**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**
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**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**
Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.
Si Cristóbal Colón te viera, diría: ¡Santa María, qué Pinta tiene esta Niña!
(If Christopher Columbus saw you, he’d say: Saint Mary, that girl looks incredible!)
Now that DOMA's repealed. Let's make a deal. Do you want to get Maryed? Oh by the way, my name's Mary.
Marie: "Is there something I can do for you?"
James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest."
Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)
Mary you are so fine you are Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Aye Mary, yous poppin!
Here's my number. Call me, Mary.
Hello Mary, I want to follow you around like your lamb.
Aye Mary - youze Poppin'.
Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb!