I'm Joseph, can you be my Mary.

"Jess Marie, are you a thoroughbred? 'Cause there's no denying the sexy, untamed spirit in those irresistible eyes."

"Hey Mary, you're so extraordinary, slide into my DMs and let our story turn legendary."

"Mary, you're like a sweet cherry, let's chat in DMs and I promise it'll be merry."

"Like a ladybug brings luck, your presence, Mary, turns up the heat and brightens my day."

"Is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause every time we spark up, you set my world on fire."

"Hey Mary, if I were a ladybug, I'd land only on the most beautiful flower - that's you."

"This Spiderman is missing his Mary Jane, ready to get caught in my web of attraction?"

"Just like a ladybug, your beauty is rare and your charm is irresistible, Mary. Let's create our own love bug story."

"Jess Marie, are you into horse trading? Because I'd trade all the stallions in the world just for your smile."

"Hey Jess Marie, is your name a race? Because my heart's been galloping since I laid eyes on you."

"Caught in my web yet, gorgeous? Because every Spiderman needs his Mary Jane."

"Hey Mary, just like a ladybug, your beauty adds color to my monochrome world. Fancy exploring more hues together?"

"Just like Ben to a ladybug, I'm irresistibly drawn to your beauty, Mary. Can I explore your petals?"

"Damn Mary, with a charm so scary, how about you hit my DMs for lessons on flirting vocabulary?"

"Is your name Mary Jane? Because everytime I'm with you, I feel high on life."

"Are you a marigold? Because every time I see you, Mari-go-old worries just seem to bloom away."

"Is your name Google, Mari? Because you got everything I've been 'searchin'' for, especially that sense of humor."

"Hey Mary, just like a lady bug, your beauty stands out in a crowd. Want to explore some hidden spots together?"

"Mary, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart. Got room for a fellow bug?"

"Do you like archaeology? Because I think we have a future digging each other's personality."

"Mary, your smile is like a sunny January, could you teach me that trick in the privacy of our DM's?"

"Is your name Mari? Because you're so captivating, I'm suddenly interested in Mari-time laws."

"In the race of beauty, Jess Marie, you're the winning entry, captivating and sexy."

"Mary, if you were a ladybug, I'd be your Ben, always ready to charm and protect you."

"Jess Marie, your allure is a melody, just like a horse race, wild and free."

"Are you Mary Jane, cause honey, my Spidey senses are tingling and they're all pointing towards you."

"Hey Mary, sweeter than a cherry, slide into my DMs and I'll teach you lines that make life less ordinary."

"You're more captivating than a lady bug, Mary. How about we create our own love story under the stars?"

"Are you a thoroughbred, Jess Marie? Because my heart is racing faster than a horse at the Kentucky Derby."

"Are you a football? Because every time I see you, my heart does a Hail Mary straight to the end zone."

Are you Marie Antoinette

Cuz youve got cake

"Is your name Mary Jane? Because my spider senses are tingling, and they're telling me you’re my perfect match."

"Mary, if I were Ben 10, I'd transform into a ladybug just to land on the rose that you are."

"Roses are red, your eyes tell a story, could we continue it in DMs, lovely Mary?"

"Do I need to be bitten by a radioactive spider to make my heart race like Spider-Man's when he sees Mary Jane?"

"Alright! Let's try again - what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Hope that sparks joy, Marie Kondo style."

"Hey Mary, if I were a ladybug, I would land on you first because you're the most beautiful flower in this garden."

I love you as much as Marie loves purple.

"Hey Mary, you carry a charm so very extraordinary, how 'bout we continue this in your DM's, if you dare, honey?"

"Roses are red, violets are airy, could you slide into my DMs, enchanting Mary?"

"Are you a library book about the wonders of Italy? Because I'm 'checking you out', Mari... and I'm overdue."

"Hey Mary, are you a ladybug? Because every time I spot you, my heart flutters like wings."

If your body's polonium and radium then I'm Marie Curie

Because I want to study it even if it kills me

You must be from San Marino, because I want you to San Mari-me.

You're not hail mary

But you sure are full of grace.

Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb!

Aye Mary - youze Poppin'.

Hello Mary, I want to follow you around like your lamb.

Now that DOMA's repealed. Let's make a deal. Do you want to get Maryed? Oh by the way, my name's Mary.

Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.

Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane?

Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?

Mary you are so fine you are Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Aye Mary, yous poppin!

Here's my number. Call me, Mary.

Marie: "Is there something I can do for you?"
James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest."