Top 27 Mary Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Mary chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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You had me at the third Bloody Mary.
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Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.
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Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!
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Care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, I think there's still some left.
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Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
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Are you Mary Winchester because baby you're on FIRE.
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I'm Joseph, can you be my Mary.
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There’s nothing wrong with it, maried people do it.
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I love you as much as Marie loves purple.
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If your body's polonium and radium then I'm Marie Curie
Because I want to study it even if it kills me
Funny mary pickup lines
Hey girl can I buy you a drink?
Cause Bloody Mary, Jesus & Joseph you are spectacular.
Are you a moderator?
Cos' I wanna Nicole Mary 27 the shit out of you.
You're not hail mary
But you sure are full of grace.
You must be from San Marino, because I want you to San Mari-me.
Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane?
Aye Mary - youze Poppin'.
Hello Mary, I want to follow you around like your lamb.
Here's my number. Call me, Mary.
Aye Mary, yous poppin!
Mary you are so fine you are Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb!
Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.
Si Cristóbal Colón te viera, diría: ¡Santa María, qué Pinta tiene esta Niña!
(If Christopher Columbus saw you, he’d say: Saint Mary, that girl looks incredible!)
Now that DOMA's repealed. Let's make a deal. Do you want to get Maryed? Oh by the way, my name's Mary.
Marie: "Is there something I can do for you?"
James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest."