Top 50 Hockey Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hockey pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hockey conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

2. Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

3. You should see what I can do with ice.

4. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

5. Want to hold my shaft?

6. I said, 'Would you like a PUCK?'

7. Well if I can’t score, can I at least get an assist?

8. Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.

9. Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?

10. Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.

Funny hockey pickup lines

We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.

I’d let you score on my 5-hole.

You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?

I bet I can score on your 5-hole I've got a curved stick.

I bet I can score on your five-hole.

This is an exciting hockey game. But I think it would be better in Bikinis.

Wanna puck?

Hey, am I a hockey puck?

Cuz you shot your shot and I think you’re gonna score

Tho... What'th your thighn?"

You know, fewer teeth means more tongue!

For Hockey Girls

-I hope you're not a goalie
-Why?
-Because when you see my glorious deke you're going to want me to slip it through your 5-hole

I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!

I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.

I've got a curved stick.

If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?

If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?

If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer

Life is better when we stick together.

Look, my teeth spell out "I love you" in block letters!