Top 50 Hockey Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hockey pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hockey tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.
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Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
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You should see what I can do with ice.
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So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?
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Want to hold my shaft?
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I said, 'Would you like a PUCK?'
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Well if I can’t score, can I at least get an assist?
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Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
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Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
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Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.
Working hockey pickup lines
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
I’d let you score on my 5-hole.
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole I've got a curved stick.
I bet I can score on your five-hole.
This is an exciting hockey game. But I think it would be better in Bikinis.
Wanna puck?
Tho... What'th your thighn?"
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
You know, fewer teeth means more tongue!
For Hockey Girls
-I hope you're not a goalie
-Why?
-Because when you see my glorious deke you're going to want me to slip it through your 5-hole
I've got a curved stick.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer
Life is better when we stick together.
Look, my teeth spell out "I love you" in block letters!
