Top 50 Hockey Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hockey pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

2. Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

3. You should see what I can do with ice.

4. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

5. Want to hold my shaft?

6. I said, 'Would you like a PUCK?'

7. Well if I can’t score, can I at least get an assist?

8. Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.

9. Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?

10. Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.

Funny hockey pickup lines

We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.

I’d let you score on my 5-hole.

You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?

I bet I can score on your 5-hole I've got a curved stick.

I bet I can score on your five-hole.

So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.

This is an exciting hockey game. But I think it would be better in Bikinis.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Wanna puck?

Tho... What'th your thighn?"

What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?

For Hockey Girls

-I hope you're not a goalie
-Why?
-Because when you see my glorious deke you're going to want me to slip it through your 5-hole

You know, fewer teeth means more tongue!

I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.

I've got a curved stick.

If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?

If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?

If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer

Life is better when we stick together.