Top 50 Hockey Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Hockey conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Hockey pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.
Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
You should see what I can do with ice.
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?
Want to hold my shaft?
I said, 'Would you like a PUCK?'

Working short hockey pickup lines to impress a girl

Well if I can’t score, can I at least get an assist?

Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.

Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?

Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.

We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.

hockey Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.

Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.

I’d let you score on my 5-hole.

You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?

I bet I can score on your 5-hole I've got a curved stick.

This is an exciting hockey game. But I think it would be better in Bikinis.

hockey Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Wanna puck?

Hey, am I a hockey puck?

Cuz you shot your shot and I think you’re gonna score

Tho... What'th your thighn?"

What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?

You know, fewer teeth means more tongue!

For Hockey Girls

-I hope you're not a goalie
-Why?
-Because when you see my glorious deke you're going to want me to slip it through your 5-hole

I've got a curved stick.

If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?

If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?

If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer

Life is better when we stick together.

hockey Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Look, my teeth spell out "I love you" in block letters!

My other stick curves to the right

My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

Nice Skates... wanna puck?

Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I… Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?

The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.

The ref better give me 2 for hooking cuz baby I'm hooked on you.

Wanna hipcheck?

Wanna see my "hat-trick?"

We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-b**...?

Wanna ride my Zam-b**...?

Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hockey phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Hockey lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.