Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

This game is about ball control baby.

Everything that he's able to do with his legs...is awesome.

Scoring with you would be like making a 84yd touchdown off of a pass interception.

I want to pick you up from free agency.

At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I'm digging that ass.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

Do you play football?

Coz u're a keeper.

Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.

Do you play football?

Because you got a tight end.

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"You weren't allowed to watch football, but there's no rule against playing the game of love, right?"

"Just like a Porsche 911 GT3 RS, you've got speed, style, and all the right curves."

"Is your name FIFA? Because you've got me scoring goals in this game of attraction."

"Just like a perfect football pass, your beauty caught me off guard and I'm definitely planning on running with it."

"Just like a perfect pass in football, when I saw you, my heart went straight into the goal."

"You're like the winning touchdown, rare and perfect, making my heart rebound."

Are you a goalkeeper? Because every time I see you, my heart stops like a penalty kick.

Are you a football field? Because you're perfectly goal-worthy and make my heart yield.

"Your parents may have barred football, but no defense could keep me from scoring a date with you."

Are you a Manchester City fan? Because you've scored the winning goal in my heart.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again wearing my football jersey?"

You're so hot, I would let you p**... my defense.

Are you a goalkeeper? Because you've got me caught up in your goal of stealing my heart.

"They hid football from you, darling? Let me introduce you to my field; it's more exciting with you as my cheerleader."

"Is your name Football? Because I've been training for you all my life."

"Are you a football? Because I've been trying to catch you in my life's field all along."

"I can't stop thinking about your strong arm and smooth throws... wanna teach me some more moves?"

"Just like a perfect pass in football's charm, your beauty, girl, outshines and disarms."

"Like a football in flight, your smile sets my heart alight, it's a goal every time, won't you be mine?"

Are you a touchdown? Because I want to score with you.

"Are we debating football or love? Because my heart's definitely in Madrid, but I could be swayed by you."

"Is your name Art? 'Cause I'm drawn to you more than a gym-addict desperate for their next protein shake."

"I might be good at scoring on the field, but I'd love to score your heart off it."

Your smile lights up the stadium like a touchdown in the last minute.

"Are you a football? Because I just can't stop kicking about you."

"Are you a football? Because I can't stop kicking my feelings for you into goal zone!"

"Are you a football? Because I’d love to kick it with you, especially in perfect pairs!"

"Is your name Goal? Because I can't help but keep scoring when I look into your beautiful eyes."

"Do you play football, Keaton? Because I'm falling for you faster than your QB can throw a pass."

"Is your name Aaron? Because you've just scored a touchdown in my heart!"

"Are you a football? Because I can't stop thinking about getting my hands on you."

"Are you a football? Because I'm finding it hard not to fumble my heart around you."

"Just like a championship game, my world is incomplete without its most valuable player...you."

"Can we play football together? Because I caught feelings as fast as you'd score a touchdown."

"Are you a football? Because I can't stop myself from kicking goals when I am with you."

"In life's football field, you're my ultimate goal; your enchanting smile scores in my soul."

Are you a football game? Because I can't wait to score with you all night long.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again like a 40-yard touchdown?"

Are you a touchdown? Because every time I see you, my heart races like a winning game!

"They didn't let you watch football? Don't worry, I'd love to teach you the rules of 'personal fouls'."

"If texting was a rap battle, you'd be the sickest beat, Chloe. Let's drop some bars together."

Are you a footballer? Because you've scored my heart like FC Barcelona scoring goals.

Are you a goalkeeper? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's scored a goal.

"Are you a baseball? Because I’d love to catch you any day, Aaron!"

"Just like a perfect pass in football, I could never miss the chance to connect with someone like you."

"Are you a football? Because I'd love to kick off my life with you."

"I may be a football player, but girl, with you, I'd never risk a fumble. What's your name?"

Did you just come from a Man City game? Because you've got me cheering for more.

You're the MVP of my heart, just like how the quarterback leads his team to victory on the field.

"Is your name Aaron? Because you just knocked it out of the park with that smile!"

"Are you a football? Because I've got my goal set on you and I'm not afraid to take the shot."

"I don't need football to tell me what's beautiful, your eyes have already shown me the perfect score."

"Is your name Goal? Because you've got everything I've been scoring for."

"Are you a home run? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've hit the jackpot, Aaron!"

"Do you play football? Because I'm finding it hard not to fall for your perfect pass."

"Ever watched a game with an MVP? I could be your most valuable partner off the field too."

"You weren't allowed to watch football? No worries, I'd rather show you my playbook of passion and romance."

"Are you a football field? 'Cause I'd travel the world just to score a touchdown with your heart."

"You're the goal I'm after, with charm that none can master, more captivating than a match day's laughter."

"Do you play football? Cause I'm totally kicking goals every time I see your smile."

Are you a football? Because you've got me fumbling for words when I'm around you.

"Girl, just like a perfect football pass, you've got me falling head over cleats for you."

Are you a touchdown? Because every time I see you, I can't help but score.

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"Is your name Aaron? Because you just threw my heart like a perfect touchdown pass!"

"Is your name Goalpost? Because every time I see you, my heart kicks in for extra points."

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

"Are you a football? Because I just can't stop myself from going the extra mile to catch you."

"Are you a goalie? Because you've just saved my heart from playing solo in this field of love."

"If you can appreciate a good anime plot twist and a thrilling football match, imagine the fun we could have together!"

"You must be a football game, because every moment with you is a winning touchdown."

"Is your name Messi? Because every time I see you, my heart starts playing in the World Cup."

"Are you a football? Because I've been trying to catch you in my life's end zone."

You must be the quarterback of my dreams, because I can't stop cheering for you.

"Do you like popcorn? Because I can't help but notice, we both enjoy life's buttery moments and the thrill of football."

"Do you play For Honor? Because I'd fight anyone just to be your knight in shining armor!"

"Are you a football? Because I can't stop myself from wanting to kick-start my heart with you."

"Are you a football match? Because every time I see you, my heart races like a Camp Nou crowd."

"Are you a football? Because every moment with you feels like a winning play in my blue dream."

"Are you a football? Because I'd love to win your heart with the right moves and endurance."

Are you a football queen at Raja Club Athletic? Because your beauty shines brighter than the matchday magic.

"Are you a baseball? Because I can't help but want to catch you and steal a base tonight."

"Are you a football? Because every time I see you, my heart races like I'm scoring a touchdown!"

"Is your name Goal? Because I can't help but keep scoring when I'm around you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again just like a quarterback's perfect throw?"

"Like a perfect football play, your beauty leaves me speechless, in every single way."

"Do you play football? Because I'm finding myself drawn to your end zone."

"I must be a football, cause the moment you entered, it felt like Messi had just scored a goal in my heart."

"Are you a football? Because whenever I see you, my heart does a touchdown."

"In the game of love, can I be your number one striker? 'Cause I can't resist scoring with you."

"Is it a popcorn crunch or your smile that gives my heart its favorite touchdown?"

Are you a football field? Because every time I see you, my heart scores a goal.

"Are you a football? Because my heart is racing to score a touchdown with you!"

"Are you a football? Because I can't help but want to score with you tonight!"

"Is your name FIFA? Because my heart starts racing every time I see you, just like a championship match."

Just like a quarterback, you always know how to score big in my heart.

"Are you a football? Because I can't stop chasing after you."

Are you a video game? Because I can't stop playing with you, scoring goals in my heart.

Are you a goalkeeper? Because you've saved my heart from going into extra time.

"Is your name Goalpost? Because I can’t help but aim for you every time I see you."

Are you a football? Because I can't stop kicking myself for not scoring a date with you.

"Your parents may have banned football, but no one said you couldn't play the field with me."

"Did you plan this lesson? Because every time you move, my heart races like a touchdown sprint."

"In football, goals are sought, but your beauty outshines any trophy ever bought."

"Like a thrilling game of basketball, you bounce into my dreams; your charm outshines any movie scene, in reality and my schemes."

If you were a car, you'd be a sports car - fast, sleek, and always in the lead.

"Do you play football? Because I think I've found my perfect catch."

"Ever considered football? Cause with your looks, you'd have the whole world playing offense and defense."

"Like a perfect combo in my favorite video game, your presence levels up my heart rate instantly."

"You must be the MVP on the field, because you've just intercepted my heart."

Are you a football? Because you've got all the right moves and goals in my heart.

"You're like a forbidden touchdown, even though your parents said no football, I'm glad they said yes to you."

"Are you my playbook? Because I just can't stop studying your every beautiful detail."

"Is a Chelsea drink like a magic potion that turns you into a Premier League football player? If so, I'll take two!"

"Is your name Goal? Because I can't help but keep aiming my heart towards you."

Let's tackle this date like a linebacker tackles an opponent - with a lot of awkward stumbling and minimal grace.

Are you a goalpost? Because I can't seem to score without hitting on you first.

If you were Cristiano Ronaldo, you'd be the MVP of my heart.

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."