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Following is our collection of Football chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.

  2. Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?

  3. Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.

  4. Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!

  5. Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.

  6. Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

  7. Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?

  8. Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

  9. This game is about ball control baby.

  10. Everything that he's able to do with his legs...is awesome.

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Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.

Scoring with you would be like making a 84yd touchdown off of a pass interception.

Baby if you were a football i’d be your side goalkeeper.

I want to pick you up from free agency.

Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.

Do you play football?

Because you got a tight end.

You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.

I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.

Hey baby let’s play football

I’ll be the quarterback and you be the tight-end.

I'm gonna go for two after I score.

I'd love to infract your neutral zone.

Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.

Girl, do you watch football?

Cuz ill finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul.

Do want to play football?

Cause I wanna get a touchdown in that in-zone.

Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.

Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.

Is your name football?

Because you're coming home

You. Me. Pistol Formation.

Hey girl are you a football(soccer) ball?

Because I would go all around the world for you.

We should play football.

I’ll turn your tight end into a wide receiver.

Hey do you like football?

Cuz i wana fist ur ass

Do you want to go to a football game?

Cause I’m going to drop kick your virginity

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

Are you a football star?

Cause I don't think we're even the same game.

Did you know you look good in short pants?