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Top 50 Football Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Football chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.

  2. Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?

  3. Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.

  4. Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!

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  6. Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.

  7. Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

  8. Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?

  9. Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

  10. This game is about ball control baby.

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Everything that he's able to do with his legs...is awesome.

Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.

Scoring with you would be like making a 84yd touchdown off of a pass interception.

Baby if you were a football i’d be your side goalkeeper.

I want to pick you up from free agency.

Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.

Do you play football?
Because you got a tight end.

You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.

I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.

Hey baby let’s play football

I’ll be the quarterback and you be the tight-end.

I'm gonna go for two after I score.

I'd love to infract your neutral zone.

Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.

I'm like Arsenal

I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.

Girl, do you watch football?

Cuz ill finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul.

Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.

Do want to play football?

Cause I wanna get a touchdown in that in-zone.

Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.

Is your name football?

Because you're coming home

You. Me. Pistol Formation.

Hey girl are you a football(soccer) ball?

Because I would go all around the world for you.

Are you a football star?

Cause I don't think we're even the same game.

We should play football.

I’ll turn your tight end into a wide receiver.

Hey do you like football?

Cuz i wana fist ur ass

Do you want to go to a football game?

Cause I’m going to drop kick your virginity