Top 50 College Pick Up lines

Hey are you my college loan?

Cause you have my interest!

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be feeling squirrely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

Are you college?

Because I really want to be in you, but COVID restrictions are making it really difficult.

Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

Are you an IV League college?

Cuz everyone wants to enter you but only a few can.

Can you give me what colleges wont?

A full ride

Hey girl. You go to college?

Get on my horse.

Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I'd say you're a 10 with a curve.

Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!

Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed...smell like him.

I like my men like I like my books---well read and in leather.

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

I must be feeling squrriely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

I think we should drop out…of these clothes.

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.