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Top 50 College Pick Up lines

Do you want some funny and cheesy pick up lines that relate to college students and the college life? We have compiled the best and funniest list of college related pick up lines for you to use and try out. These lines are clean and will surely help you pick up that cute girl or guy at a school related activity or event.

  1. I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

  2. Babe, the only college chemistry class I need to study is our chemistry together.

  3. They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love s**....

  4. Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

  5. Music Major: Damn girl, you're looking sharp!

  6. Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

    Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better

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Hey are you my college loan?

Cause you have my interest!

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be feeling squirrely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

Are you college?

Because I really want to be in you, but COVID restrictions are making it really difficult.

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Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

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I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

Are you an IV League college?

Cuz everyone wants to enter you but only a few can.

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Can you give me what colleges wont?

A full ride

Hey girl. You go to college?

Get on my horse.

Are you a college paper?
Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I'd say you're a 10 with a curve.

Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

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Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

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Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!

Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!

Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

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Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed...smell like him.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I like my men like I like my books---well read and in leather.

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

I must be feeling squrriely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

I think we should drop out…of these clothes.

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

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