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Top 50 College Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty College pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy College conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

  2. They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

  3. Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

    Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better

  4. Hey are you my college loan?

    Cause you have my interest!

  5. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  6. I must be feeling squirrely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

  7. Are you a college paper?

    Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you

  8. Are you college?

    Because I really want to be in you, but COVID restrictions are making it really difficult.

  9. Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

  10. For College Students

    I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

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Are you an IV League college?
Cuz everyone wants to enter you but only a few can.

Are you a college paper?

Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

Hey girl. You go to college?

Get on my horse.

Can you give me what colleges wont?

A full ride

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Cornell College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.

Music Major: You had me at cello.

Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'

Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I'd say you're a 10 with a curve.

Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!

Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

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Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!

Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!

Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?