"Aiming for college in the USA? With your beauty and brains, they'd be lucky to have you on their roster."

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

"Mind if I follow your path? Because your intellect shines brighter than any star at Swami Vivekananda College."

"Deal! But fair warning, my culinary skills peaked in college. You might get gourmet ramen... or a pizza delivery instead! 🍕😉"

"Just like the island breeze of Fiji, your smile in SVC's corridors brings a refreshing twist to my day."

It's important to prioritize your own happiness too. Don't lose sight of what makes you tick while waiting for someone else.

"Your quiet beauty has piqued my curiosity, Sakai. May I join your world of books?"

Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better

Haha, tell me about it! Going from poolside cocktails to boring lectures... talk about a mood killer! 🍹📚

"As a 90s kid and college beauty, you're harder to figure out than my last exam. But more intoxicating than gin tonic."

"Is your name Fiji? Because just like our beloved college, you're an island paradise of fascinating mysteries to me."

"Are you from SVC Fiji? Because just like the school motto, you too are leading me towards selfless service and pure love."

"Hey beautiful, if sports journalism were a game, you'd be the MVP. Want to join my team?"

Are you a wizard? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've rolled a natural 20!

I understand how it feels when someone you love treats you like a friend. It's tough, but stay strong. You deserve someone who knows your worth.

"You're a 90s college cat lady who's into gymnastics, poetry & gin-tonic? As a Gemini, you've just flipped my world like a yoga pose."

"Just like Swami Vivekananda conquered the world with his wisdom, your beauty has certainly conquered my heart."

Hey are you my college loan?

Cause you have my interest!

"Do you have a spell to make me fall for you? Because you've already enchanted me."

"Praying for college acceptance? How about we celebrate your future success with a victory dance?"

Are you a spellcaster? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's under a charm spell.

They say Geminis are flexible, but can you help me with this yoga pose? It's called, "falling for a cat-loving, gin-and-poetry college girl."

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

You must be from Night Raven College, because you've cast a magical spell on me with your beauty.

"Exciting sports stories and captivating journalism, you're the kind of touchdown I've been aiming for, babe."

"In Fiji's ocean of beauty, can our destinies be the Swami Vivekanada College - educating and growing together?"

"You must be a scholar from Swami Vivekananda College because you've clearly mastered the subject of stealing hearts."

Are you a red dragon? Because you've cast a spell on me with your fiery charm!

Are you a student at Night Raven College? Because you've cast a spell on me with your charm.

"Babe, your passion for sports journalism outshines every player I've ever seen; let's celebrate your touch-down into my life."

"Mahiru, we've spent a lifetime living next door, now how about we spend a lifetime living in each other's hearts?"

Oh, I totally get that. The post-staycation blues are real! But hey, at least we can look forward to our next getaway, right? 😉

"Hello Sakai, your silence intrigues me. Does it extend to sharing a coffee talk too?"

"Are you ready for a league of our own, darling? With me, every game's a home run."

Your ability to see the best in people is truly inspiring. You have a heart of gold.

"Sakai, your silence speaks volumes, but I'd love to be the one you share your words with."

"You're a sports journalism enthusiast? Girl, our chemistry is like a headline - irresistible and breaking news."

Are you a magician at Night Raven College? Because every time I see you, I'm spellbound.

"I can’t bear the thought of being just neighbours, Mahiru. Let's be more, let's be everything to each other."

Your red hair glows like fire, in dungeons we'll conspire, you're a treasure beyond compare.

"You're as captivating as a game-winning shot, darling. How about we draft a sensual playbook tonight?"

If I were a student at Night Raven College, I'd choose you over any magical class, Lilia Vanrouge lookalike.

"I'm all ears! Unless it involves dancing on a table - I've retired from that after college."

"Just like Swami Vivekananda enlightened millions, your smile lights up my world every day at SVC Fiji."

Are you a student at Night Raven College? Because you've got me under your spell!

I get it, love can be complicated. But don't worry, I'll make sure to treat you like the queen you are. Let's make new memories together.

In spells and dice you excel, your intellect casts a spell, in all realms, you reign fair.

Your strength and understanding are truly remarkable. Waiting for someone to find themselves takes courage. You deserve love that never falters.

"Just like SVC Fiji, your beauty and charm are globally recognized - simply unforgettable."

"Are you a red dragon? Because every time you roll those dice, you set my heart on fire."

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your lecture notes and those beautiful eyes."

"Is your major Radiance? Because every class at SVC SchoolFiji College seems brighter when you're in it."

"Is your major Radiance? Because your smile could light up the entire SVC SchoolFiji College campus."

Are you a spellbinding enchantress? Because your beauty shines brighter than any star in Night Raven College.

"Hey beauty, how about we explore the championship of chemistry between us, I promise every headline will be sensational."

"Girl, you're a gem! Don't wait around for someone who can't even find themselves at the gym, let alone in a relationship. Keep shining bright without him! ✨"

You're as rare and precious as a legendary loot drop in Elden Ring. Can I be your player 2?

I must be feeling squirrely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

"I heard you're trying to score a spot in a top US college, how about scoring a date with me first?"

Did you study at Night Raven College? Because you're casting a spell on me with your charm!

"As an American college guy, I'd love to make your dreams come true. Ready for some extra curricular activities?"

"If I had a gold piece for every time I thought of you, I'd be the richest adventurer in Portland."

Ugh, tell me about it! But hey, maybe we can make everyday life a little less sucky by planning fun adventures together. What do you say?

"You're praying to enter college, I'm praying to enter your heart, sexy scholar."

Are you a presidential candidate? Because you've won over my electoral college of love.

"Did you learn your charm in the classrooms of Swami Vivekananda College, because girl, you've got me spellbound."

Like a wizard casting spells, your red hair and wit compel, in dungeons of love, you excel.

Are you a magician at Night Raven College? Because whenever I see you, everything else disappears!

"Are you a subject at Swami Vivekanada College? Because I've been studying you in my heart, girl."

"Hey Sakai, they say you're a mystery, mind if I explore your world of words and silence?"

"Do you believe in love at first honk? Because your smile just sent me straight to clown college!"

"If I were a bard, I'd sing ballads of your beauty and intelligence that could rival any dragon's treasure hoard."

Are you college?

Because I really want to be in you, but COVID restrictions are making it really difficult.

I admire your patience and loyalty, it shines through your words. Your kind heart deserves someone who sees your worth.

"Are you a spellcaster? Because every time I see you, my heart casts Charm Person on me."

Are you a college paper?

Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you

I feel you! It's tough getting back into the routine after a fun break. Let's plan something exciting to look forward to together soon!

"Are you a class at SVC Fiji? Because I can't wait to learn the language of your heart."

"Sounds like he's lifting weights but dropping the ball on relationships! You deserve someone who knows what they want...and it's definitely not just a gym membership! 😂"

"Are you a course at SVC? Because I can't stop wanting to learn more about you."

"Are you a lesson plan from SVC SchoolFiji College? Because I find myself eager to study every detail about you."

I understand how tough that must be for you. It takes strength to wait for someone, but make sure you're looking after yourself too.

In realms of dice and dragons, your charm never flags. A queen of games, you'll always snag.

Ugh, I feel you! It's like Cinderella going back to scrubbing floors after the ball. Can't we just stay in vacation mode forever? ✨

Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

Phew, good one! I was already calculating college funds in my head. Dodged a bullet there! 😂

It's important to take care of yourself too. Sometimes waiting for someone isn't the best choice. Focus on your happiness and well-being first.

For College Students

I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

Hey girl. You go to college?

Get on my horse.

Are you a college paper?

Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

Can you give me what colleges wont?

A full ride

You're so fascinating, I could write a 10-page paper about you.

You're so hot, you must be an NCAA violation.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

I can't wait to fall out of touch with everyone I've met in college except for you.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?

Music Major: Composers always score.

Mathematics Major: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Mathematics Major: I'd like to estimate the slope of those curves.

Mathematics Major: Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

Cornell College: Did you know that Cornell College is known as home of the second largest o**... this side of the Mississippi? The 2nd is over there in King Chapel. But did you know its currently home to the first as well? *PANTS* IT'S RIGHT HERE.

Mathematics Major: Can I have your number?

Mathematics Major: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Man, if bein' sexy was against the law, then I would start working out just to spite my parents.

Looking for an attractive man? The SKY's the limit!

Linguistics Major: There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Linguistics Major: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Legal studies Major: Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.

I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

I think we should drop out…of these clothes.

I must be feeling squrriely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed...smell like him.

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.