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Top 50 College Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of College chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

  2. They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

  3. Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

    Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better

  4. For College Students

    I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

  5. Are you an IV League college?

    Cuz everyone wants to enter you but only a few can.

  6. I saw her again today.

    I haven't seen her in like a few months. We both got out of the subway walking to school (college). She was with another guy, probably just a classmate. When I look at her my heart beats harder and I get it warm. I haven't had that in a long time. I am not someone who goes up to girls and talks easily. She looks like she is from arabic origin like me. But I don't see her often as it is a big school. I am still there at school. Thinking about her. School is almost over. I hope I see her again.

  7. One for Emmanuelle

    I like a girl named Emmanuelle and she is studying computer science in college. She's also a great singer in my opinion. I would really appreciate a wholesome pickup line!

  8. Hey girl. You go to college?

    Get on my horse.

  9. Are you a college paper?

    Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

  10. Can you give me what colleges wont?

    A full ride

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Funny college pickup lines

Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!

Computer science Major: You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

Computer science Major: Your homepage or mine?

Cornell College: Did you know that Cornell College is known as home of the second largest organ this side of the Mississippi? The 2nd is over there in King Chapel. But did you know its currently home to the first as well? *PANTS* IT'S RIGHT HERE.

Cornell College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.

Music Major: You had me at cello.

Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'

Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I'd say you're a 10 with a curve.

Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!

Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!

Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!

Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?