Top 50 University Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty University pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy University conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

   All I know is that it starts with U N I.

2. Are you a university degree?

   Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom

3. Girl I'd like to make you my universe

   We can start with a big bang

4. Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

5. Girl if you're Sun then I want to be Copernicus...

   Cuz you're at the centre of my universe

6. When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

7. Science is a lie...

   They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you

8. Wanna make a new universe?

   We could get together and have a Big Bang!

9. [to use with a girl with curves] “call me Mike Tyson from an alternate universe where he’s the lead singer of disturbed”

   Cuz I’m down with the thickness

10. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

    Because you’re half my universe

Funny university pickup lines

If you were the sun and I was Galileo...
They'd lock me up for thinking you were the center of the universe

Are you my universe

Cause I wanna Big Bang into you.

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.

Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.

I’m a time traveler...

And in some universe, I don’t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one

Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.

Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.

Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are banging

Our love can cross the Universe.

I don't know from astrology but I know how the universe started

It started with u n i

Thanos likes you

Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

Are you an Angel?

An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.

Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

In infinite universes the one ones we met are the happiest.

Are we in mortal kombat universe?

Because my snake want break you.

I hope u are a villian from marvel Universe

Coz I wanna smash u like hulk

If I were a universe...

I would give you my Sol

Are you a pulsar star?

'Caue you're the brightest thing in my universe

The large hadron collider is said to be the hottest thing in the entire universe

But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else

Hey girl, are you the Higgs boson?

Because without you my universe wouldn't "matter"

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

Hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe?