Top 50 University Pick Up lines

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1. There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

   All I know is that it starts with U N I.

2. Are you a university degree?

   Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom

3. Girl I'd like to make you my universe

   We can start with a big bang

4. Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

5. The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

6. When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

7. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

   Because you’re half my universe

8. If you were the sun and I was Galileo...

   They'd lock me up for thinking you were the center of the universe

9. Are you my universe

   Cause I wanna Big Bang into you.

10. Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.

Funny university pickup lines

Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.

Are you University tuition?

Because I'll always be in your debt

I’m a time traveler...

And in some universe, I don’t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one

Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.

Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.

Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.

My dick is like the universe when I'm around you

It's constantly expanding

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are banging

Our love can cross the Universe.

I don't know from astrology but I know how the universe started

It started with u n i

Thanos likes you

Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

I was colorblind before I saw you.

Now I'm glad the universe is allowing me to see you as you are, bright and vibrant.

Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

Are we in mortal kombat universe?

Because my snake want break you.

According to the big bang theory the whole universe was in a hot dense state.

But it took way less time to create the heat and density of dat ass.

I hope u are a villian from marvel Universe

Coz I wanna smash u like hulk

If I were a universe...

I would give you my Sol

Are you a pulsar star?

'Caue you're the brightest thing in my universe

Hey girl, are you the Higgs boson?

Because without you my universe wouldn't "matter"

The large hadron collider is said to be the hottest thing in the entire universe

But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else

Are you a kugelblitz?

Because you’re the hottest fucking thing in the universe.

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

Are You Harvard?

Are you Harvard University? Because if I got in you even my parents would be bragging about it.