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Top 50 Academic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Academic pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Academic tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.

  2. Girl, let me be your home work. Take me home and we can do it all night long.

  3. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.

  4. Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for s**... liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

  5. If you were in my class you could study my history!

  6. Are you a really hard homework? Because I would rather do you myself rather than copy my friend's answers.

Working short academic pickup lines to impress a girl

Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

Babe, if you are my homework, I would never pass the class because I will neve finish you.

Are you studying legal? Because girl I am guilty as charged for wanting you.

I stayed up all night studying…you.

Want to study the best law of the universe? Let's study the Laws of Attraction with our bodies.

If I start behaving like an ass, will you start behaving like Titania?

s**... is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

academic Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey babe are you my homework? Because I would love to take you home.

Girl, you must be toxic and radioactive, because I want to study you even if it kills me.

Babe, the only college chemistry class I need to study is our chemistry together.

If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.

Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

Girl, call me a test. Because I want you to study me, sit on me, and do me hard.

The only gender study that I want is doing you.

academic Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

would you could you, s**... my c**...? would you could you, by the dock?

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Babe, I cannot study without you. Because I just want to study you.

Are you a book? Because we should study together in my bed tonight.

Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

Girl are you homework? Because I would love to have you as my problem.

Should I do my home work? No I would rather do you instead.

Girl, you are the opposite of homework. Because I actually want to do you for fun tonight.

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to s**....

You must be studying psychology, because you know that I want you.

I would gladly admit to having s**... intercourse with you.

What do math and my d**... have in common?...They're both hard for you

academic Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

People say group studying is really effective. Perhaps we need to make it into a t**....

Girl, if you are my home work, I am going to show every steps in my work.

Girl you are my mitochondria, because without you I have no power to go on.

Are you my physics homework? Because your curves make me hard.

Girl, are you my school home work? Because we will have a long night together.

Girl, I will help you build momentum while studying. I'll keep pushing till you come.

Are you a test I didn't study for? Because you got my heart racing thinking about you.

Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you're turning me into h**... Erectus!

Have you ridden a golden croc? Or would you prefer my c**...?

The day mitochondria became more than just the powerhouse is where my love for you ends.

I wish you were my homework, because I would be doing you every night.

Don’t mind me staring. I am just doing a case study.

Once you get a taste of my mitochondria, you will never need another.

Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!

Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.

Babe, if you are a homework, would you grade me on performance or completion?

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Academic phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.