Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

Babe, if you are my homework, I would never pass the class because I will neve finish you.

Are you studying legal? Because girl I am guilty as charged for wanting you.

I stayed up all night studying…you.

Are you a biologist? Because I want you to study my trait.

s**... is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

Babe, the only college chemistry class I need to study is our chemistry together.

Hey babe are you my homework? Because I would love to take you home.

Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.

Girl, I could study your anatomy all night long.

The only gender study that I want is doing you.

Babe, I cannot study without you. Because I just want to study you.

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Girl are you homework? Because I would love to have you as my problem.

Are you a book? Because we should study together in my bed tonight.

Should I do my home work? No I would rather do you instead.

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to s**....

Girl, you are the opposite of homework. Because I actually want to do you for fun tonight.

You must be studying psychology, because you know that I want you.

Girl you are my mitochondria, because without you I have no power to go on.

I would gladly admit to having s**... intercourse with you.

What do math and my d**... have in common?...They're both hard for you

People say group studying is really effective. Perhaps we need to make it into a t**....

Girl, if you are my home work, I am going to show every steps in my work.

Girl, I will help you build momentum while studying. I'll keep pushing till you come.

Are you my physics homework? Because your curves make me hard.

Girl, are you my school home work? Because we will have a long night together.

Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you're turning me into h**... Erectus!

The day mitochondria became more than just the powerhouse is where my love for you ends.

I wish you were my homework, because I would be doing you every night.

Don’t mind me staring. I am just doing a case study.

Once you get a taste of my mitochondria, you will never need another.

Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.

Babe, I am studying history, and I want a date now.

Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!

I just finished studying the book of numbers. I think it's incomplete because I don't see yours.

Babe, if you are a homework, would you grade me on performance or completion?

Forget about homework. Let's study each other instead.

Are you an exam? Because I want to study you all night long and sit through you.

Are you studying cardiovascular system. Because you see through my heart.

Are you an exam that I am studying for? Because babe you keep on coming.

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

You are a fine piece of homework. I will never let my dog eat you because I will eat you myself.

Girl I am doing a case study. Would you be my subject study?

If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-d**...-tion

Are you a book? Because I want to open you up and study you.

Girl, you are my mitochondria because you control my cell.

Are you chemistry homework, because I am sensing some strong balance and reaction between us.

How about let's call a night on this date, and turn this into a home work session on my bed?

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; p**... love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

I came without condoms. I came without pills. I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.

You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my d**...

You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the h**... out of me.

You are the mitochondria for the jolt in my pants.

If I may invite the courts attention to my d**..., you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

Babe, am I in math class? Because I cannot stop studying your curves.

Are you my mitochondria, because you are my only powerhouse in my life.

Are you studying anatomy? Because I got a live model for you.

Are you looking for a study buddy in the library? Because I have been checking you out.

Baby, you make this h**... erectus.

Babe, I am going to power your mitochondria.

Are you a mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.

Babe I'll treat you like my home work. f**... you and sit on you all night, and come at the last minute.

Girl you want some mitochondria? I know exactly how to get some into you.

"In your eyes I see stars, brighter than the night, ace your exam darling, and light up the academic flight."

I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?

Babe, I s**... at studying. Maybe you should go down and teach me a lesson.

"You're volunteering to help on my project? Well, I can't wait to explore the chemistry between us, academically and otherwise."

Girl, I can p**... your membrane any time.

Are you my homework? Because I feel so lost in you.

Do you want a study buddy? Because I can study you all night long.

Are you my home work? Because I will be missing you tonight.

Babe, treat me like home work, because I am open book for you.

Do you know the best way to study? Take quick naps. So sleep with me real quick.

Girl, you should not study history. Because our future is not in it.

"Hey Kapoor, I might struggle with academics, but when it comes to our rhythm, I'm an A+ student."

I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

Hey baby i got an acronym for you. D.A.Y.U.M

You must be a pedestrian... you have right of way to my heart.

I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

I am Sam. Sam I am. Would you, could you, like to date? Would you, could you, like to mate?"

I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

You: spell me. Her: me. You: you forgot the d. Her: theres no d in me. You: not yet.

Let's make this road a Lover's Lane.

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.

"Is your name Google Scholar? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for in my academic life!"

Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

Hey, sleep with me. I am not scary. I'm really rich. I'm Drew Carey.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine. 

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.

Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?

Can I touch your tangible heritage?

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

"Is your name Dibrugarh University? Because every time I look at you, my heart goes on an academic adventure."

Hi there girl, you look so great, Would you kindly be my date? Get to know me, I'm a perfect man Now would you? Could you? Get in the van?

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

"I assure you, Rica, it's pure academic intrigue. Your popularity is a fascinating sociological study."

Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.

My tricks are not bad. Why, we can have lots of good fun if you wish! Here’s a fun little game called, Drink, drink, drink like a fish!

Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing a lot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?

Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

Let's take this relationship from concept to construction.

You fire up all the reward centers in my brain- you're like a dopamine rush to my head.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I'll do it with you in a car I'll do it with you in a bar I'll do it with you in my bed I'll do it with you on a sled

Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you. 

One fish, Two fish My place, Your place?

Will you be my prime consultant?

What chat up lines contain the word Pull or Pulled?

Part of an academic project, I swear!

I'm thinking we oughta practice our openings tonight.

Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.

Some experts only look for a specific type of girl: lovely, brunette, and amazing. I used that strict standard to find you.

When two people are present, I don't like to be the one standing.

Your girlfriend looks hot from here, but do you think I could direct-examine her?

Call me Casey French, because I'll turn your engine on and wait till you blow twice.

I'll be your defense attorney, and find out all the ways to get you off.

If I may impeach by omission, I'll show you something you shouldn't leave out.

Its ok if you haven't handled one before, if it goes off too quick we'll just say it was an accident.

Wanna come by to check out my Bottle Rocket?

You are going to prom Because your team lost states

Lets role play. I'll be Drew Walton, You be Leslie Richards, and I'll tell you how to trigger a big reaction with just a little well placed stimulation.

Please? If you turn your back for 30 seconds, you wont even know if its me.