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Top 50 Academic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Academic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Academic conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.

  2. I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

  3. You be Fluorine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron 

  4. Hey baby i got an acronym for you. D.A.Y.U.M

  5. I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

  6. I am Sam. Sam I am. Would you, could you, like to date? Would you, could you, like to mate?"

  7. You must be a pedestrian... you have right of way to my heart.

  8. You: spell me. Her: me. You: you forgot the d. Her: theres no d in me. You: not yet.

  9. I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

  10. Let's make this road a Lover's Lane.



Funny academic pickup lines

Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine. 

Hey, sleep with me. I am not scary. I'm really rich. I'm Drew Carey.

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.

Can I touch your tangible heritage?

Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

Your eyes are like wumbus, Your hair is like jertain. Your zumers look murky-mooshy, But I’d like to be certain.

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

Hi there girl, you look so great, Would you kindly be my date? Get to know me, I'm a perfect man Now would you? Could you? Get in the van?

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.

As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

My tricks are not bad. Why, we can have lots of good fun if you wish! Here’s a fun little game called, Drink, drink, drink like a fish!

Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing a lot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?

Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

Let's take this relationship from concept to construction.

You fire up all the reward centers in my brain- you're like a dopamine rush to my head.