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Top 50 Academic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Academic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Academic conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.

  2. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.

  3. Girl, let me be your home work. Take me home and we can do it all night long.

  4. Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

  5. Are you a really hard homework? Because I would rather do you myself rather than copy my friend's answers.

  6. If you were in my class you could study my history!

  7. Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

  8. I stayed up all night studying…you.

  9. Babe, if you are my homework, I would never pass the class because I will neve finish you.

  10. Are you studying legal? Because girl I am guilty as charged for wanting you.

Working academic pickup lines

Are you a biologist? Because I want you to study my trait.

Want to study the best law of the universe? Let's study the Laws of Attraction with our bodies.

Sex is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

If I start behaving like an ass, will you start behaving like Titania?

Hey babe are you my homework? Because I would love to take you home.

Girl, you must be toxic and radioactive, because I want to study you even if it kills me.

Girl, call me a test. Because I want you to study me, sit on me, and do me hard.

Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

Girl, I could study your anatomy all night long.

If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

would you could you, suck my cock? would you could you, by the dock?

Babe, I cannot study without you. Because I just want to study you.

Girl are you homework? Because I would love to have you as my problem.

Are you a book? Because we should study together in my bed tonight.

Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

Should I do my home work? No I would rather do you instead.

Girl, you are the opposite of homework. Because I actually want to do you for fun tonight.

You must be studying psychology, because you know that I want you.

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

People say group studying is really effective. Perhaps we need to make it into a threesome.

Girl, if you are my home work, I am going to show every steps in my work.

I would gladly admit to having sexual intercourse with you.