Top 50 medical Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Medical chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, are you a ventricle repolarization? Because you are a QT.

2. You are my antiseptic, because you cure my wound; I am always wounded and scarred.

3. Hey baby, if I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

4. Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.

5. Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

6. Is that a tumour in your penis or are you just happy to see me.

7. Is your name Neosporin, because i'd like to rub you on my body.

8. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

9. You raise my dopamine levels.

10. Are you worth the side effects, girl?

Latest medical chat up lines

Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.

Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

Are you fibrous pericardium ? Because you just anchored my heart to yours.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

Hey baby you look sad, would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

You are the GINA for my asthmatic being!

Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.

I wish I was your coronary artery, I would be wrapped around your heart.

Baby, the way you look is really increasing my blood flow!

I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?

I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.

You're like a tricuspid valve to me because you give me life.

You look dehydrated, want to exchange fluids?

I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.