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Top 50 Medical Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Medical pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Medical tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you a ventricle repolarization? Because you are a QT.

  2. You are my antiseptic, because you cure my wound; I am always wounded and scarred.

  3. Hey baby, if I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

  4. Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.

  5. Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

  6. Is your name Neosporin, because i'd like to rub you on my body.

  7. You raise my dopamine levels.

  8. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  9. Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.

  10. Are you worth the side effects, girl?

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Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

Are you fibrous pericardium ? Because you just anchored my heart to yours.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

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My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

Are you my prescription medication

Because I don’t even know your name and I’m already prepared to swallow

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

You are the GINA for my asthmatic being!

Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.

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Baby, the way you look is really increasing my blood flow!

I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?

I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.

You're like a tricuspid valve to me because you give me life.

You look dehydrated, want to exchange fluids?

I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.

Don't you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.