You raise my dopamine levels.

Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.

Are you worth the side effects, girl?

Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

Hey baby you look sad, would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

Are you my prescription medication

Because I don’t even know your name and I’m already prepared to swallow

Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.

You are the GINA for my asthmatic being!

I wish I was your coronary artery, I would be wrapped around your heart.

Baby, the way you look is really increasing my blood flow!

I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?

I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.

You're like a tricuspid valve to me because you give me life.

You look dehydrated, want to exchange fluids?

I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.

Don't you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless...

You must be low density lipoprotein cholesterol because you just stopped my heart.

I hope your love for me is arterial, because I don’t want it to be all in vein.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

I think you need a DNA transplant.

Is that a priapism or are you just happy to see me?

Your phalanges are sexy.

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

Medic: Call me when the swelling goes down, on second thought, just call me.

Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.

Girl, you're like a benign lung polyp caused by a bronchial adenoma - you take my breath away.

You're so hot that you myelinated my demyelinated nerves and cured my Multiple Sclerosis.

Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

Whenever I‘m with you I get apnea, ‘cause you take my breath away.

Is your name Atropine? Cause you're raising my heart rate.

Are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.

You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

"Are you a medical book? Because whenever I read your eyes, I find the cure to my loneliness."

"Are you my medication? Because without you, my world just wouldn't make sense."

"Are you a Medic? Because my heart's taking damage, and I need your healing touch to revive it."

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat when I see you, and I think I need immediate medical attention."

"Is your name Oxygen? Because I can't breathe when you're around, and I might need some medical assistance."

"Is your name Anesthesia? Because whenever I'm near you, all my pain disappears."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my anatomy textbook again?"

"Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart skips a beat every time you're around."

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

"You must be studying anatomy, because you've got my heart racing faster than a medical emergency."

I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.

"Are you a five-course meal? Because my appetite for you is insatiable, and I always want more."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your personality, not your medical degree."

"You must be my cardiac cycle, because every time I see you, my heart races faster than an F1 car."

"Are you a doctor? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you, and I might need medical attention."

"Are you a surgeon? Because every time I look into your eyes, you seem to mend my broken heart."

"Is your dragon tattoo a medical sign? Because my heart beats like a dragon's roar every time I see you."

Are you a fever? 'Cause you're raising my temperature in a way only acetaminophen can.

"Are you a scalpel? Because you just cut through my heart like it’s a textbook!"

Wow, a future nurse! So do I get a VIP pass to your medical advice or just to your Netflix recommendations? 😂

"Do you work at Grace Clinic? Because every time I see you, I suddenly need medical attention for my weak knees."

"Are you a surgeon? Because you just took my breath away with those killer curls."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like the angel of the medical field.

"Is your name Aspirin? Because whenever I see you, all my pains seem to disappear."

"Are you my allergy medication? Because every time I'm around you, my heart stops swelling like a bee's hive."

You pump my heart like epinephrine.

Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.

Sometime you double my respiration rate, sometime you stop it completely.

"Are you my medication? Because when I forget you, my world just doesn't make sense."

"Well, that's really impressive! I've always admired people in the medical field. Can you handle my heart as well as you handle your patients?"

If I had to choose between studying medicine and getting to know you, it would be a tough diagnosis.

"I must be a medical textbook, because I can't help but study your smile from across the room!"

"You must be studying anatomy, because you've got me feeling all kinds of butterflies in my stomach."

"Are you a doctor? Because every time I see you, my heart races like I'm in a medical emergency!"

You cause my dopamine neurons to increase its neuro transmitter release.

"A medical student, huh? So you’re smart and kind—could be the perfect combination for a hot date. What’s your specialty going to be?"

That’s awesome! You must have some amazing insights. What drew you to medicine in the first place? I love hearing about people's passions!

"Can you prescribe sushi for a broken heart? If not, how about a virtual date over sake and sashimi?"

If being hot was a medical condition, I'd say you're the ultimate cure.

"Are you a nurse? Because you just cured my boredom with your heart-stopping beauty!"

"Are you a cardiologist? Because every time you're around, my heart beats faster than normal."

"I may not need medical care, but I could definitely use some TLC from a caring nurse like you."

"Is your love for dogs as infectious as your smile? Because I feel a serious case of puppy love coming on."

"If beauty was a disease, you must be the most contagious one they've yet to find a cure for in medical school."

Wow, that’s impressive! What area of medicine excites you the most? I can only imagine the stories you must have from your studies!

"Are you my schizophrenia medication? Because without you, my world just wouldn't make sense."

Are you a doctor? Because whenever I see you, my heart races like a medical emergency.

I like the way you shake your gluteals.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your smile is giving me palpitations.

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you and I need immediate medical attention!"

"Oh, a nurse? Suddenly I'm feeling the need for some intense... medical attention 😉 Hope your skills in flirting are just as advanced."

"If medical care involves your touch, then I definitely need some TLC from you."

Are you oxygen? Because I can't live without you.

"Is your name Oxygen? Because I can't seem to breathe whenever you're around, you're absolutely breathtaking."

"Are you my schizophrenia? Because when I don't have medication, all I can think about is you."

"If you were my nurse, I'd fake being sick every day just to see your smile."

"Are you a Medic from Team Fortress 2? Because my heart needs healing every time I see you."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm a millionaire and can afford the medical bills.

I may need medical attention because every time I see you, my heart races uncontrollably.

"Can you be my naughty nurse? Because my desire for you is a medical emergency only you can remedy."

"Are you a nurse? Because you just cured my heart with your kindness and beauty."

"Are you my medication? Because without you, I'm just not functioning at my full potential."

Hey, are you a medic?

Because you healed my heart.

"Ever need a workout partner at the gym or a co-driver on the F1 track? Trust me, it's all about stamina."

Are you medically trained ?

Because I think I need cpr after you took my breath away

Are you a medical professional? Because my heart rate spikes whenever you're around.

"Even if I don't need medical attention, I wouldn't mind getting your heart rate racing instead."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after my next medical check-up?"

"Are you a stethoscope? Because you've got my heart racing and I can't help but listen to it!"

Are you a medical textbook? Because you've got my heart racing with every page I turn.

"That’s awesome! Does this mean I can call you my personal health consultant? Asking for a friend... who really just wants free medical advice! 😂"

What's the most drug friendly medication you can get..... 'Allo'-purinol!

"Is there a medic around? Because my heart skips a beat each time my eyes meet yours."

"Can I be the pit stop to your race, or just another dish in your feasting journey? You're too enticing to resist."

"Being with you is like a prescribed medication, dangerously addictive and intoxicatingly sexy."

"Are you a defibrillator? Cause every time I see you, you send my heart into overdrive."

"Wow, a medical student! I bet you have all the right tools to diagnose my heart. When are we scheduling that date?"

"Do you study Grey's Anatomy? Because every time I see you, my heart needs a medical intervention."

Totally agree! My doctor actually prescribed me a daily dose of chocolate. Who am I to argue with medical advice? 🍫

"I’ll send you my medical history via smoke signals! Just don’t panic if you see a lot of pizza-related entries."

"Are you a Medic? Because my heart races every time you’re near, and I need some serious healing."

"If I ever need medical attention, I hope it's from a sweet nurse like you in Copenhagen."

"Are you a nurse? Because you just took my breath away, and I swear it's not a medical condition."

"Are you a Medic? Because whenever I'm near you, my heart races like a charged UberCharge!"

ou make my heart have Premature Ventricular Contractions!

"Are you a medical book? Because every time I look at you, my heart beats as if it’s in a sprint."

"Are you an F1 race? Because my heart is revving up at full throttle, just looking at your curves."

"As a medical student, I've studied anatomy, but your body is a beautiful mystery I'd love to explore."