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Top 50 Political Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Political pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Political conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My d**ck is so polite

    It stands up so you can sit down :)

  2. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  3. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

  4. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  5. Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.

  6. France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

  7. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  8. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

  9. Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

  10. I want to actively listen to your life story.

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That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

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I want to exploit you like an oil company.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

Yours is the only weiner I’d vote for...

How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

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Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

I'm the president!

Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?