Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and p**... into the issue deeply.

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

Yours is the only w**... I’d vote for...

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

I'm the president!

How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

You've got the aquis to my door.

My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

Girl, I'm not concerned about your thigh gap. But I am concerned about your wage gap.

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.

Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Wanna' come to my mansion and check out my "gun collection"?

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

My heart must be a plane, cause you just hijacked it.

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

Uruguay, I'm a girl. Let's make an alliance.

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

Fancy a look at my majority?

The revolution will not be televised, so let's go to a movie instead.

So, what's your favorite millennium development goal?

Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

I would like to make explode inside you, yes?

I'd like to trickle down on her.

Who said o**...?! It is just an exchange of best practices.

Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

You take my heart when you take the streets.

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.

Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

I hadn't experienced real privilege until I met you.

The Communist Party believes in sharing.

Are you ready to invest my funds?

I'm gonna Barrack your world.

Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?

Is there anything I can do to use my privilege to amplify your voice?

How about you and I move towards enhanced cooperation?

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

Who wants to see my stimulus package!

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.

Thank you for the superlative humour comrades. It's truly unprecedented!

How about a smart, sustainable and inclusive relationship?

Is that a split vote in your pocket...

In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

Girl, you look so fine when you Baghdad kiss up!

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

Wanna see my head of state?

I couldn't help myself, when I saw your beauty, "Iran" to you.

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

Want to see a well hung parliment?

How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?

Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

Are you related to Bruce Springsteen? Because baby, you were born to run.

Hey baby, i know you don't need external validation, but I want to give you some anyway.

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

Our alliance is more important than the constitution. The constitution is only there to regulate matters.

A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.

My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.

Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

I would love to show you my stimulus package.

Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

Once you go Barack you never go back.

Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

As a firm believer in community action I'd like to help you with my volunteer member.

I'm declaring a unilateral date with you. If you don't like that, just agree to go out with me.

Reuse. s**.... Recycle.

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

Baby, I'm against background checks but with yours I'll make an exception.

I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

Let's impregnate this discussion with robust engagements.

They say working in the EU is like being in a cage. Were you ever tempted by a golden handcuff?

Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

Tonight let's get united in diversity.

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

I'm all for equality but there's one place I like to be on top.

Do you have a map? Cause I'm getting lost and, like you, I don't follow gender stereotypes.

I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

Let's quickly implement your interconnection targets.

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

Something other than taxes are rising... uhh if you know what I mean.

Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?

Next!

You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my kiss offenses.

Is that an Al-Qaeda bomb in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Excuse me, are you Barack Obama? Because I think I just fell in love with America.

I'd love to stuff your ballot box.