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Top 50 Political Pick Up lines

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  1. My d**ck is so polite

    It stands up so you can sit down :)

  2. My dick is so polite,

    When you want to sit it stands up.

  3. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  4. Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.

  5. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  6. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

  7. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  8. France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

  9. Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

  10. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

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A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

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I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

I want to exploit you like an oil company.

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

Yours is the only weiner I’d vote for...

Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

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Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

I'm the president!

Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.