Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

Yours is the only w**... I’d vote for...

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

I'm the president!

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

You've got the aquis to my door.

Girl, I'm not concerned about your thigh gap. But I am concerned about your wage gap.

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Wanna' come to my mansion and check out my "gun collection"?

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.

My heart must be a plane, cause you just hijacked it.

There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

Uruguay, I'm a girl. Let's make an alliance.

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

Fancy a look at my majority?

The revolution will not be televised, so let's go to a movie instead.

I'd like to trickle down on her.

I would like to make explode inside you, yes?

So, what's your favorite millennium development goal?

Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

You take my heart when you take the streets.

Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.

I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

The Communist Party believes in sharing.

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

I hadn't experienced real privilege until I met you.

Are you ready to invest my funds?

I'm gonna Barrack your world.

Is there anything I can do to use my privilege to amplify your voice?

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?

How about you and I move towards enhanced cooperation?

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.

Who wants to see my stimulus package!

Thank you for the superlative humour comrades. It's truly unprecedented!

Is that a split vote in your pocket...

How about a smart, sustainable and inclusive relationship?

In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

Girl, you look so fine when you Baghdad kiss up!

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

Wanna see my head of state?

I couldn't help myself, when I saw your beauty, "Iran" to you.

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

Want to see a well hung parliment?

Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

Are you related to Bruce Springsteen? Because baby, you were born to run.

Hey baby, i know you don't need external validation, but I want to give you some anyway.

Our alliance is more important than the constitution. The constitution is only there to regulate matters.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.

My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

I would love to show you my stimulus package.

Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

Once you go Barack you never go back.

As a firm believer in community action I'd like to help you with my volunteer member.

I'm declaring a unilateral date with you. If you don't like that, just agree to go out with me.

Reuse. s**.... Recycle.

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

Baby, I'm against background checks but with yours I'll make an exception.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

Tonight let's get united in diversity.

Let's impregnate this discussion with robust engagements.

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

They say working in the EU is like being in a cage. Were you ever tempted by a golden handcuff?

Do you have a map? Cause I'm getting lost and, like you, I don't follow gender stereotypes.

I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

I'm all for equality but there's one place I like to be on top.

Something other than taxes are rising... uhh if you know what I mean.

Let's quickly implement your interconnection targets.

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?

Next!

You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my kiss offenses.

Is that an Al-Qaeda bomb in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd love to stuff your ballot box.

May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.