50 Political Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Political rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about political, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Political Pickup Lines

A good Political hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

My d**ck is so polite

It stands up so you can sit down :)
Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!
Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.
Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?
Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.
Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Short and cute political pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about political are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

Cheesy political Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

I want to exploit you like an oil company.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

Yours is the only w**... I’d vote for...

Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

Corny political Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Political conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'm the president!

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

A good political Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Political hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

So are you up for some preventive or corrective action?

My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

You've got the aquis to my door.

Girl, I'm not concerned about your thigh gap. But I am concerned about your wage gap.

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Political love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Political chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.