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Top 37 Government Pick Up lines

We have compiled a list of funny and cheesy pick up lines that feature government and politics. These government related pick up lines feature various political themes and they include president, senators, and congressman. Please note that these pick up lines that feature political terms like “president”, “congress”, “senate”, and “democracy” are not necessarily politically correct. Use these pick up lines that feature government to flirt with your loved ones or even strangers!

  1. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  2. If the US government can control your body, can I control it too?

  3. If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

  4. There should be government regulations against all your goodness.

  5. Katy: Good for you, dude. You found your passion and went for it- crippling the US government along the way, but whatever.

  6. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

    **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

    * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
    * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
    * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
    * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
    * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
    * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
    * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
    * \*waits\*
    * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
    * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
    * \*waits\*
    * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
    * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
    * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
    * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
    * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
    * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
    * \*waits\*
    * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
    * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

    And for the finale:

    * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
    * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

  7. Are you the government?

    Because I want you to take me out ;)))


    ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

  8. I might not look like much. But I fuck like the government

  9. Are you the government

    Cause I wouldn’t mind getting f***ed by you

  10. Hey girl, are you a country with oil?

    Because I'm worse at pulling out than the US Government.


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What is a Government pickup line?

Working government pickup lines

Are you a competent government?
Because I've never seen anything like you before

Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years

If the government won't lock you down,

I'll lock you down :)

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck

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This is a funny Government pickup line!

We don't have to wait for the government help, this guy got all the stimulus package you need.

Government has everything closed, there's nothing left to do...
Mind if I instead do you?

- Day 72

Do you live in San Francisco?

Cause I've got a government mandate for you to shelter-in-my-place for a few weeks.

I'm developing a new governance regime. Would you like to try it?

There’s a difference between you and US us government

The government will shoot me for trying to get inside private areas

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If you're struggling to start a conversation with a girl, go up to her, and say something random like "Hey I just bought a giraffe and need to hide it from the government, how do you think I should do that"

Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

I'm trying to petition the government to remove the letters j thru t.

Im want to get i and u closer together.

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Working Government tinder opener

Listen, I'd love to sleep with you, but it's tax day and I feel like I've already been screwed by an entire government agency.

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

What do you think the chances are that the government owns Starbucks and they're putting mind-altering drugs into the coffee to manipulate our very existence?

I want the government out of my bedroom. But, giiiiiiirl, you're welcome anytime.

Hey girl are you a government experiment? Because you could definitely use my 11.

The government is okay with 18 year olds and so am I!

The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.

The Constitution limits the powers of the government but the powers of my pants are unlimited!

18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!

When Columbus came to America there wasn't any government. Look how far we've come.

So how long have you been the government’s foxiest employee?