Top 37 Government Pick Up lines

We have compiled a list of funny and cheesy pick up lines that feature government and politics. These government related pick up lines feature various political themes and they include president, senators, and congressman. Please note that these pick up lines that feature political terms like “president”, “congress”, “senate”, and “democracy” are not necessarily politically correct. Use these pick up lines that feature government to flirt with your loved ones or even strangers!

1. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

2. If the US government can control your body, can I control it too?

3. If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

4. There should be government regulations against all your goodness.

5. Katy: Good for you, dude. You found your passion and went for it- crippling the US government along the way, but whatever.

6. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

   **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**
   
   * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
   * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
   * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
   * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
   * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
   * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
   * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
   * \*waits\*
   * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
   * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
   * \*waits\*
   * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
   * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
   * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
   * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
   * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
   * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
   * \*waits\*
   * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
   * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
   
   And for the finale:
   
   * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
   * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Working short government pickup lines to impress a girl

If the government won't lock you down,
I'll lock you down :)

government Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Government has everything closed, there's nothing left to do...
Mind if I instead do you?

- Day 72

government Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I want the government out of my bedroom. But, giiiiiiirl, you're welcome anytime.

government Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

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