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32 Barack Obama Pick Up lines

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  1. I'm the president!

  2. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  3. Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

  4. Who wants to see my stimulus package!

  5. How about we head back to my place and spread that "wealth" that is your legs?

  6. Wanna see my head of state?

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What is a good Barack Obama pickup line?

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I would love to show you my stimulus package.

Once you go Barack you never go back.

I'm declaring a unilateral date with you. If you don't like that, just agree to go out with me.

Something other than taxes are rising... uhh if you know what I mean.

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Smooth Barack Obama pickup line

Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

I've got a few friends at the IRS. Got any enemies?

Don't you just love the smell of drones in the morning?

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You could date me if you want, that's your choice as an American citizen and nobody should judge you for it.

Do you have Obamacare? For, you know, the morning after.

Hey baby. I'll drop your pants faster than my poll numbers.

Will you be my Composite Girlfriend?

I asked Barack Obama if we could meet later , and I said Yes We Can!

Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

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Working Barack Obama tinder opener

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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I'll show you my oval office if you show me yours.

I have a pen, a phone, and free birth control, so whaddya say?

Would you like to see my private drone collection?

I knew as soon as I saw you that your private sector is doing fine.

Michelle. Would you care to examine MY comprehensive package?

Hey babe. I see you raising funds for my campaign. Wanna raise something ELSE for me?

So, you file for unemployment here often?

I'll show you the secret service.

Would you like to rub my teleprompter?

I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

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