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Top 50 Republican Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Republican pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Republican conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  2. I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.

  3. Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

  4. I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

  5. If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

  6. Say why don't we go back to my place and fire my undocumented nanny.

  7. Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

  8. Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

  9. If I tried to control your body, would you hold it against me?

  10. You know Lincoln was a Republican...


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Working republican pickup lines

Are you global warming because you don't exist to me.

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

Preemptive strike! (Slap her ass)

I won't tax that ass, because that's theft under threat of a gun, girl.

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When I ejaculate, you'll see a thousand points of light.

You're just like Ann Coulter, but without the penis!

Republican? Democrat? Baby, I’m a member of the Pants Party, and you should be to.

Yes I said that gay kiss is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you.

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

Hey gorgeous, let's make war, not love.

Why do I want to fuck you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!

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Sorry if I seem aggravated -- I'm still upset about that world-class jerk, Michael Moore.

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

I want to be near your vagina so much, I'll write laws about it.

Don't worry, babe, we'll extend the Bush tax cuts in time!

Hey baby, I'm "bi-partisan" and I can swing both ways .... what are you?

I’m a Republican. I love a good Bush. (Rick Perry)

I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

How about I drop my pants and show you some shock n' awe.

Don't worry, babe, we'll overturn ObamaTAX!

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.