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Top 25 Republican Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Republican pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  2. I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.

  3. Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

  4. I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

  5. If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

  6. Say why don't we go back to my place and fire my undocumented nanny.

  7. Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

  8. Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

  9. If I tried to control your body, would you hold it against me?

  10. You know Lincoln was a Republican...

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Are you global warming because you don't exist to me.

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

I'm no Republican, but call me Bush... My Dick is my sidekick.

You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.

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Yes I said that gay sex is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you.

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

Hey gorgeous, let's make war, not love.

The logo of our party is an elephant, wanna see what the elephant and I have in common?

Will you let my Dick Cheney dominate your Bush?

I am really happy to see you, but yes, that's an ultrasound probe in my pocket.

Baby, I will love you forever, as long as you don't think you can decide over your own body.

Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because...

...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.

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I'm going to love you like a Republican filibuster.