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Top 50 Republican Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Republican rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Republican pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  2. I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.

  3. Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

  4. I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

  5. If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

  6. Say why don't we go back to my place and fire my undocumented nanny.

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Working short republican pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

If I tried to control your body, would you hold it against me?

You know Lincoln was a Republican...

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I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

I won't tax that ass, because that's theft under threat of a gun, girl.

Preemptive strike! (Slap her ass)

republican Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.

When I e**..., you'll see a thousand points of light.

You're just like Ann Coulter, but without the penis!

Republican? Democrat? Baby, I’m a member of the Pants Party, and you should be to.

Yes I said that gay kiss is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you.

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

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Working Republican tinder opener

Hey gorgeous, let's make war, not love.

republican Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Why do I want to f**... you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!

The logo of our party is an elephant, wanna see what the elephant and I have in common?

Sorry if I seem aggravated -- I'm still upset about that world-class j**..., Michael Moore.

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom s**...?

I want to be near your vagina so much, I'll write laws about it.

Don't worry, babe, we'll extend the Bush tax cuts in time!

Hey baby, I'm "bi-partisan" and I can swing both ways .... what are you?

I’m a Republican. I love a good Bush. (Rick Perry)

I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

How about I drop my pants and show you some shock n' awe.

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.

republican Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Don't worry, babe, we'll overturn ObamaTAX!

Wanna find out why they call me a Repub-lickin'?

You got more curves than a NASCAR race track!

Did you come from a Red State, because I'd love for you to be a taker.

I am really happy to see you, but yes, that's an ultrasound probe in my pocket.

How about I leave no child behind... in your womb!

Don't worry, babe, we'll make the Preezy enforce DOMA, you wait and see!

Another drink, Barbara and Jenna?

Hey, let's go strangle some kittens!

Baby, I will love you forever, as long as you don't think you can decide over your own body.

Don't worry, babe, those Executive Orders will never get used!

Is that a RINO in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Don't worry, babe, I'm not like the others!

Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!

Wanna see my collection of Ann Coulter books?

Just as the Republican Party boldly confronts big challenges, nothing would please me more than you confronting the big challenge rapidly growing right now in my pants.

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