35 Communist Pick Up lines

Are you a communist? Or do you want to pick up guys or girls who are into communist ideology? We have the best list of funny and witty communist themed pick up lines for you. Use these pick up lines to help you score and make your dates laugh.

Best Working Communist Pickup Lines

A good Communist hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."
The Communist Party believes in sharing.
Are you a communist?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class
Are you a communist?

Cause I can feel my lower class rising

Here are 35 communist pick up lines for her and flirty communist rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your communist rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny communist pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty communist joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute communist pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about communist are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a communist, because I'm gonna seize your means of reproduction

Hey, are you a communist?

Because I wanna share you with my friends

Are you a communist?

Because I’d like to seize your means of production

Cykas won't get this.

Stalin: Girl, you a communist?

Girl: Yes, why?

Stalin: Because I feel a uprising in my lower classes

Are your parents home?

Because you'll be Putin me up tonight!

I might be a communist

But I don't mind being owned by you.

Come over to the left and liberate me.

Cheesy communist Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you collectivised agriculture?

Because I wanna plow you all night.

I may be a socialist, but I’m not willing to share you.

Let go of the invisible hand and hold mine.

You must be my comrade with benefits because I'm giving you top Marx.

Workers unite and so should we, babe...

Wanna produce more working class comrades for glorious motherland?

I don't know how to tell you this but you're my latest khrush-chev

Corny communist Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Communist conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'm Yuri Gagarin, mind if I check out Uranus?

Hey girl, do you want to Fidel my Castro?

I'm no communist...

...but I see us together

Hey girl, I'm the KGB. K(Killing) G(gapitalist) B(bigs). I'm working on it.

Your love is my drug, but it’s not an opiate of the masses.

Did you work at Chernobyl?

Because I feel my control rod moving.

Hey, are your pants marxist?

Because it's started a up-rising in mine.

Are you a communist revolution?

Because you can seize my means of production any day.

You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.

Hey are you a Gulag labour camp?

Because I'm starting to tent.

Hey girl are you a communist?

Because I'll seize your means of reproduction.

Hey girl, I hope you aren't a gentle labourer

Because I don't want to remove your chains.

A good communist Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Communist hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Quit Stalin' and take your clothes off.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Communist love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Communist chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.