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Top 33 Communist Pick Up lines

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  1. Hey girl, are you communist?

    Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  2. Have you considered becoming communist?

    Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

  3. Let's be communists together.

    I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

  4. The Communist Party believes in sharing.

  5. Are you a communist?

    Because I feel an uprising in my lower class

  6. Are you a communist?

    Cause I can feel my lower class rising

  7. Are you a communist?

    Because I’d like to seize your means of production

  8. Hey girl, I hope you aren't a gentle labourer

    Because I don't want to remove your chains.

  9. Did you work at Chernobyl?

    Because I feel my control rod moving.

  10. Quit Stalin' and take your clothes off.

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Stalin: Girl, you a communist?

Girl: Yes, why?

Stalin: Because I feel a uprising in my lower classes

Eh babe, I wanna read your communist-Manobreato...

Are your parents home?

Because you'll be Putin me up tonight!

Hey girl, I'm the KGB. K(Killing) G(gapitalist) B(bigs). I'm working on it.

I might be a communist

But I don't mind being owned by you.

Come over to the left and liberate me.

Are you collectivised agriculture?

Because I wanna plow you all night.

I may be a socialist, but I’m not willing to share you.

Your love is my drug, but it’s not an opiate of the masses.

Let go of the invisible hand and hold mine.

You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.

You must be my comrade with benefits because I'm giving you top Marx.

Workers unite and so should we, babe...

Wanna produce more working class comrades for glorious motherland?

Leon Trotsky thinks you're hotsky...

I don't know how to tell you this but you're my latest khrush-chev

I'm Yuri Gagarin, mind if I check out Uranus?

Hey girl, do you want to Fidel my Castro?

I'm no communist...

...but I see us together

Are you a communist revolution?

Because you can seize my means of production any day.

Hey are you a Gulag labour camp?

Because I'm starting to tent.

Hey, are your pants marxist?

Because it's started a up-rising in mine.

Hey girl are you a communist?

Because I'll seize your means of reproduction.