58 Communist Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you a communist? Or do you want to pick up guys or girls who are into communist ideology? We have the best list of funny and witty communist themed pick up lines for you. Use these pick up lines to help you score and make your dates laugh.

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Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."
The Communist Party believes in sharing.
Are you a communist?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class
Are you a communist?

Cause I can feel my lower class rising

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Do you believe in sharing everything equally, including kisses? Let's redistribute some love, Comrade Big Brother.

"Is your name Big Brother? Because you've got me seeing red with all this love."

Are you a communist? Because you've seized the means of my heart.

"Do you believe in equality? Because I'm all about sharing my love with you."

Your beauty surpasses propaganda, like a rose in the fields of communism, you stand out with charisma.

"Are you a capitalist? Because I'm feeling the redistribution of love towards you, Big Brother."

Are you a fan of sharing everything equally, because with you, I'd gladly redistribute my heart to you.

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Are you a communist, because I'm gonna seize your means of reproduction

Are you a government document? Because I can't resist the urge to read you all night long, Big Brother.

Are you a capitalist? Because Big Brother must've sent you to steal my heart.

Are you a revolution? Because with you, Big Brother's heart would start a loving evolution.

Hey, are you a communist?

Because I wanna share you with my friends

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to Big Brother's communist life.

"Are you a capitalist? Because you've got my Big Brother's heart going red for you."

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Is your name Karl Marx? Because you're stirring up a revolution in my heart.

"Are you Big Brother? Because you're always on my mind, controlling my thoughts with your charm."

Are you a communist?

Because I’d like to seize your means of production

Is your name Big Brother? Because you've got me feeling like I'm in a dictatorship of love.

"If being cute was a crime, you'd be sentenced to life in Big Brother's heart."

"Are we in a communist state? Because we should share everything, including our hearts."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause Big Brother's heart is in labor for you.

"Hey Big Brother, are you a communist? Because I can't resist sharing everything with you."

Are you from the USSR? Because you just made my heart go communist - it's all about sharing!

I may not be Lenin, but I'd still love to share that socialist dream with you.

I'm no communist...

...but I see us together

Did you work at Chernobyl?

Because I feel my control rod moving.

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Hey, are your pants marxist?

Because it's started a up-rising in mine.

Are you a communist revolution?

Because you can seize my means of production any day.

You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.

Hey are you a Gulag labour camp?

Because I'm starting to tent.

Hey girl are you a communist?

Because I'll seize your means of reproduction.

Hey girl, I hope you aren't a gentle labourer

Because I don't want to remove your chains.

Quit Stalin' and take your clothes off.

Cykas won't get this.

Stalin: Girl, you a communist?

Girl: Yes, why?

Stalin: Because I feel a uprising in my lower classes

Eh babe, I wanna read your communist-Manobreato...

Are your parents home?

Because you'll be Putin me up tonight!

I might be a communist

But I don't mind being owned by you.

Come over to the left and liberate me.

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Are you collectivised agriculture?

Because I wanna plow you all night.

I may be a socialist, but I’m not willing to share you.

Let go of the invisible hand and hold mine.

You must be my comrade with benefits because I'm giving you top Marx.

Workers unite and so should we, babe...

Wanna produce more working class comrades for glorious motherland?

Leon Trotsky thinks you're hotsky...

I don't know how to tell you this but you're my latest khrush-chev

I'm Yuri Gagarin, mind if I check out Uranus?

Hey girl, do you want to Fidel my Castro?

Hey girl, I'm the KGB. K(Killing) G(gapitalist) B(bigs). I'm working on it.

Your love is my drug, but it’s not an o**... of the masses.

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