Top 50 Russian Pick Up lines
Do you have your eye on the hot Russian girl or guy? Use these funny and cheesy pick-up lines to help you seal the deal with your Russian dates. These pick-up lines feature common Russian themes like vodka, Putin, Russian nesting dolls, and more. Are you a Russian? These pick-up lines with Russian twist will help you get your dates laughing and loving you.
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Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.
Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.
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Is your name Ukraine?
Because I want to be inside you.
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Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
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Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?
Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.
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Babe, your womb's *definitely* gonna remember this.
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So you’re from the largest country in the world?
Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.
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Either you date me or I'll kill you.
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Hey, i've got a big vodka bottle.
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I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.
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You know Vladimir Putin?
Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.
Working russian pickup lines
Girl are you an adjacent nation's sovereign territory because I have an undeniable urge to penetrate you.
I can't Bolivia how quick we're russian into this alliance.
You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!
I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.
I like my women how I like my vodka.
Strong, bitter, and deadly.
Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.
Can I empale your Vlad-gina?
Are you from Russia?
Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
Are you the Russian Revolution of 1917?
Because there’s an uprising in my lower class.
Hey girl are you the Russian revolution?
Because there is an uprising in my lower class
My penis' nick name is Red Terror.
You're hotter than my mother's borscht.
Are you Russian? Because you're invading my heart
Hey, girl are you from Russia?
Cause you dope.
You're hot.
I'm just PUTIN it out there.
Can I be your kalashnikov?
I have vodka.
Hey girl are you Ukrainian?
Cause I'm Russian to invade your bedroom.
I don't speak Russian but...
Дамн you're fiiine
(Д=D, н=N)
Are you the Russian Revolution?
Because there's an uprising in my lower class.
Girl, are you a Russian agent?
Because you can interfere with my erection.
You have legs as long as the ceaseless winter.
You know im from the USSR right?
Because im Russian to get to know you better
