Top 48 Russian Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Russian chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

   Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter

2. Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

   Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours
   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3. Are you the Russian president?

   Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you

4. Is your name Ukraine? Because I want to be inside you.

5. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

6. Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx? Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

7. Babe, your womb's *definitely* gonna remember this.

8. So you’re from the largest country in the world? Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

9. Either you date me or I'll kill you.

10. Hey, i've got a big vodka bottle.

Funny russian pickup lines

I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

You know Vladimir Putin? Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

Girl are you an adjacent nation's sovereign territory because I have an undeniable urge to penetrate you.

I can't Bolivia how quick we're russian into this alliance.

You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

I'm not trying to Russian to anything, but I can snow you a good time.

I like my women how I like my vodka. Strong, bitter, and deadly.

Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.

Can I empale your Vlad-gina?

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

My penis' nick name is Red Terror.

You're hotter than my mother's borscht.

Are you Ukraine? Cause I'm RUSSIAN to invade you.

Hey girl are you from russia? Cause you dope.

You're hot. I'm just PUTIN it out there.

Can I be your klashnkov?

I have vodka.

Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my erection.

You have legs as long as the ceaseless winter.

Hey baby, are you a member of the Romanov family?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.

Your body is Chernobyl and my reactor is about to blow.

Your new name is "Mother Russia." And I don't know if we have crude oil, but I'm going to drill you all night long.

You’re so hot, you make Anna Kournikova look like the guy on the oatmeal box.

Are you Russian?

Cuz I’d love for you meddle in my erection.