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Top 50 Russian Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Russian pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the german army?

    Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  2. Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

    Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

  3. Are you the Russian president?

    Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you

  4. Is your name Ukraine?

    Because I want to be inside you.

  5. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

  6. Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?

    Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

  7. Babe, your womb's *definitely* gonna remember this.

  8. So you’re from the largest country in the world?

    Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

  9. Either you date me or I'll kill you.

  10. Hey, i've got a big vodka bottle.

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I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

You know Vladimir Putin?

Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

Girl are you an adjacent nation's sovereign territory because I have an undeniable urge to penetrate you.

I can't Bolivia how quick we're russian into this alliance.

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I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

I'm not trying to Russian to anything, but I can snow you a good time.

I like my women how I like my vodka.

Strong, bitter, and deadly.

Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.

Can I empale your Vlad-gina?

Are you from Russia?

Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

Are you the Russian Revolution of 1917?

Because there’s an uprising in my lower class.

Hey girl are you the Russian revolution?

Because there is an uprising in my lower class

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You're hotter than my mother's borscht.

Are you Ukraine?

Cause I'm RUSSIAN to invade you.

Hey, girl are you from Russia?

Cause you dope.

You're hot.

I'm just PUTIN it out there.

Can I be your kalashnikov?

I have vodka.

I don't speak Russian but...

Дамн you're fiiine
(Д=D, н=N)

Are you the Russian Revolution?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.

Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my erection.

You have legs as long as the ceaseless winter.

You know im from the USSR right?

Because im Russian to get to know you better