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50 Russian Pick Up lines

Do you have your eye on the hot Russian girl or guy? Use these funny and cheesy pick-up lines to help you seal the deal with your Russian dates. These pick-up lines feature common Russian themes like vodka, Putin, Russian nesting dolls, and more. Are you a Russian? These pick-up lines with Russian twist will help you get your dates laughing and loving you.

Best Working Russian Pickup Lines

A good Russian hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

    Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

  2. Is your name Ukraine?

    Because I want to be inside you.

  3. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

  4. Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?

    Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

  5. Babe, your w**...'s *definitely* gonna remember this.

  6. So you’re from the largest country in the world?

    Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

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What is a good Russian pickup line?

Short and cute russian pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about russian are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Either you date me or I'll kill you.

Hey, i've got a big vodka bottle.

I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

You know Vladimir Putin?

Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

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Smooth Russian pickup line

I can't Bolivia how quick we're russian into this alliance.

You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.


Cheesy russian Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm not trying to Russian to anything, but I can snow you a good time.

I like my women how I like my vodka.

Strong, bitter, and deadly.

Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.

Can I empale your Vlad-gina?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the only thing stronger than Russian nuclear power are my feelings for you


Are you from Russia?

Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

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Working Russian tinder opener

Hey girl are you the Russian revolution?

Because there is an uprising in my lower class

Corny russian Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Russian conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

My p**...' nick name is Red Terror.

You're hotter than my mother's borscht.

Are you Russian? Because you're invading my heart

Are you Ukraine?

Cause I'm RUSSIAN to invade you.

Hey, girl are you from Russia?

Cause you dope.

You're hot.

I'm just PUTIN it out there.

Can I be your kalashnikov?

I have vodka.

Hey girl are you Ukrainian?

Cause I'm Russian to invade your bedroom.


I don't speak Russian but...

Дамн you're fiiine
(Д=D, н=N)

Are you the Russian Revolution?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.

Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my e**....

A good russian Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Russian hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You have legs as long as the ceaseless winter.

You know im from the USSR right?

Because im Russian to get to know you better

Are you Russian?

Because i want to Putin.

Hey baby, are you a member of the Romanov family?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.

Your body is Chernobyl and my reactor is about to blow.

You must be Russian because I'd like to invade you this winter.

Your new name is Mother Russia.

And I don't know if we have crude oil, but I'm going to drill you all night long.

Are you Ukraine? 🇺🇦

Coz I'm Russian to invade your insides.

Are you Russia?

Cause you russian my heartbeat ;)


You’re so hot, you make Anna Kournikova look like the guy on the oatmeal box.

Are you Russian?

Cuz I’d love for you meddle in my e**....

My favourite letters of the russian alphabet are Ю and Я.

Are you Russian?

Cuz I see a good pair of bombs over there

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Something for Kavita?

Kavita is hindi for poem. She is half Indian half Russian if that helps.

Am I Russian?

Because I want to rush right inside of you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Russian love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Russian chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.