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Top 50 Canadian Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Canadian pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Canadian conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.

  2. Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!

  3. I'd like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?

  4. Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

  5. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.

  6. You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?

  7. It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?

  8. Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

  9. Let me roll up your rim.

  10. Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

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I'm actually way hotter than poutin.

Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?

Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

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Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

Can your beaver eat my log?

May i take your truck for a test drive?

Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.

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It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.

Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.

Do you wanna roll up my rim?

I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

You and I could totally melt my igloo.

I'm getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle!

Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.

Do you think you're going to meet someone in Iowa?

Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.