It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?

Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

Let me roll up your rim.

Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

I want to pick burrs off of you.

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

Can your beaver eat my log?

May i take your truck for a test drive?

I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.

Do you wanna roll up my rim?

I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

You and I could totally melt my igloo.

I'm getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle!

Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.

Do you think you're going to meet someone in Iowa?

Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.

Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.

We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?

Are you timber? Because I'd split you.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?

I'll be the McSorely to your Gretzky.

Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?

Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?

Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

You're sweeter than my maple syrup.

You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?

Hey, how about you come and check out my moose?

CANADIAN GOAL....wanna f**... to celebrate?

Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Is your heart as captivating as the Northern Lights? Because my world brightens every time I see your smile."

"Are you from Canada? Because I can't help but feel drawn to your magnetic north!"

"Just like the Northern Lights of Canada, your beauty illuminates my world with captivating colors."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam, you're building up some strong feelings in my Canadian heart!"

"Is your name Canada? Because I can't help but feel a strong attraction, just like a magnet to the North Pole."

"Is your name Ontario? Because I'm finding myself lost in the depth of your beautiful, Canadian eyes."

"Like a true Canadian, I'm always polite. But I must confess, your beauty really ignites my wild side."

"Can I call you Kabul? Because I'm Canadian and I've never Afghan where I didn't leave with love on my mind."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? As a former Starbucks barista, I'm feeling a strong connection that's halal."

"Are you a Starbucks drink, because I've been brewing feelings for you stronger than a Canadian winter."

"Are you a double-double? Because I'm feeling Tim Hortons-level Canadian warmth every time I see you!"

"Do you speak Dari? Because whenever I see you, my heart says 'Tu me manques', that's French but it’s close enough!"

Are you maple syrup? Because you're so sweet, I can't help but pour myself all over you!

"Are you from the Canadian Rockies? Because your beauty is more stunning than any panoramic view."

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart zings across the ice every time I see you."

"Can I call you my Starbucks order? Because from the moment I saw you, I knew you were a 'venti' in Dari!"

"Can I expresso my feelings for you? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like a fast Ramadan drum."

"Just like Canada, your beauty is vast, diverse and captivating; shall we discover it together?"

"Is your heart as vast as the Canadian wilderness? Because I'm lost in it!"

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaamn, you're looking fine!

"Just like the Northern Lights, your beauty outshines everything in this Great White North."

Is that your Moose?

Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

"Are you from Canada? Because I can't help but feel a northern attraction every time I see you."

"Is your smile a Canadian export? Because it just lit up my world more than the Northern Lights."

"Are you from Quebec? Because our chemistry could be the next French Revolution."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam, I can't help but fall for your Canadian charm!"

"If beauty were a hockey game, you'd be the Wayne Gretzky of it!"

"Are you a maple latte? Because I'd cross the Canadian-Afghan border just to wake up to your sweet brew."

"Is your name Montreal? Because I've never seen a view as captivating as you, eh?"

You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Montreal.

"Are you a Tim Hortons donut? Because I find you a whole latte better than my Starbucks past, ey?"

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam girl, you're building up something special in this Canadian's heart."

Did you just come from the maple syrup farm? Because you've got me stuck in your sweetness.

"Do you have a map? Because every time I look at you, I get lost in the Canadian Rockies of your eyes."

"Are you a maple latte? Because our bond feels stronger than the Canadian-Afghan connection, eh?"

"Girl, are you from Canada? Because I can't help but feel drawn to your magnetic north pole."

"Are you a cup of Starbucks coffee? Because even in this Canadian cold, you're Awakening my interest like a Grande Americano."

"Your smile is more enchanting than a Canadian sunset, can we share a maple syrup latte sometime?"

"Are you from Canada? Because I'm absolutely drawn to your natural beauty, just like the Canadian Rockies."

"Trust me, I'm Afghan and Canadian; I can make your heart race faster than my jokes over a cup of Starbucks."

"Are you a cup of Starbucks? Because I've been brewing feelings for you faster than a double shot espresso, eh!"

"As an Afghan-born Canadian barista, I can promise you, my love for you is more fulfilling than halal poutine."

"Was it my Starbucks barista skills or my Dari jokes that brewed this connection between us?"

"As a Muslim, I'm not allowed to gamble but betting on your smile being the sweetest thing ever seems safe."

"Is your smile a Toronto sunset? Because it's the most beautiful Canadian view I've ever seen."

"Ever had a Starbucks special blend of Canadian charm, Afghan mystery, and barista-approved jokes?"

Your copper locks are as mesmerizing as your gameplay - I can't decide which I like more.

Is your name Tim Hortons? Because you're giving me some serious double-double vibes! ☕

Are you a maple leaf? Because you're sweet, stunning, and definitely worth tapping into.

"You must be Canadian because your allure is as captivating as the stunning landscapes of Canada."

"Ever tried the Canadian-Afghan blend at Starbucks? Just like me, it's warm, rich and full of surprises."

"Are you from Canada? Because I can't help but feel the magnetic pull of your Northern Lights."

"Are you a maple leaf? Because I've been falling for your sweet charm all night."

What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?

Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?

It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.

Are you Canadian?

Cuz baby you look like an "Eh"+

Aye girl, are you canadian?

Cuz i wanna hear you scream them O's tonight

Is your spirit animal the beaver? Because I know where you can get some wood.

If you are in a hurry I'm good at the give and go.

I'm really big into architecture; want to see my CN tower?

I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle

I'm a man who drinks beer from an Awesome Land. Need I say more?

I'll make you see the northern lights!

I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips

I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.

How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?

Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.

Forget whipped cream. Try a taste of what I picked up at the Elmvale Maple Syrup Festival.

Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling into my bed.

Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.

Did you know I'm a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?

Canada is the second largest country in the world. What can I say? Canada has a lot of large things.

Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.

Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!

Are you a beaver? I know where some wood is.

Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.

Animals! Everyone loves animals right?

Want to see my lumber, Jack?

Want to help raise my totem pole?

Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox

What can I say I'm good with my stick!

I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.

I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.

Help me score one more time for team canada?

Is your friend part maple tree? Because I'd like to tap that.