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Top 50 Canadian Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Canadian pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Canadian tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.

  2. Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!

  3. I'd like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?

  4. Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

  5. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.

  6. You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?

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Working short canadian pickup lines to impress a girl

It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?

Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

Let me roll up your rim.

Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

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Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?

Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

canadian Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I want to pick burrs off of you.

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

Can your beaver eat my log?

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Working Canadian tinder opener

Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

canadian Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.

Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.

Do you wanna roll up my rim?

I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

You and I could totally melt my igloo.

I'm getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle!

Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.

Do you think you're going to meet someone in Iowa?

canadian Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.

Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.

We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?

Are you timber? Because I'd split you.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.

Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?

I'll be the McSorely to your Gretzky.

Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.

Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?

Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Canadian phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.