50 Canadian Pick Up lines

Here are 50 canadian pick up lines for her and flirty canadian rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about canadian that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your canadian rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny canadian pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty canadian joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Canadian Pickup Lines

A good Canadian hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
I'd like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?

Short and cute canadian pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about canadian are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?

Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

Let me roll up your rim.

Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?

Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

Cheesy canadian Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

I want to pick burrs off of you.

Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

Can your beaver eat my log?

May i take your truck for a test drive?

Corny canadian Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Canadian conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.

Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.

Do you wanna roll up my rim?

I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

You and I could totally melt my igloo.

I'm getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle!

Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.

Do you think you're going to meet someone in Iowa?

A good canadian Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Canadian hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.

Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.

We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?

Are you timber? Because I'd split you.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.

Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?

I'll be the McSorely to your Gretzky.

Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.

Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?

Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Canadian love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Canadian chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.