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Top 50 Spanish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spanish pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My love for you is more obvious than Khan's Spanish accent in Star Trek II.

  2. I've got a Spanish Queen behind me, Chica, but I much prefer the one in front of me.

  3. Hi babe, I'm with the Spanish Inquisition.

  4. Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

    What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

  5. Hey girl can you be my Spanish class?

    Because you can fuck me in the ass all year

  6. Hey girl, are you a spanish letter B?

    'Cause I think I can call you bae.


    Explanation: In spanish, B is pronounced like "bae."


    Not sure if this is original, just thought of it in Spanish today.

  7. Good pickup line for a Nadia

    If you take the second “a” in your name and change it to an “e,” you have Nadie.

    Nadie means “nothing” in Spanish.

    With that being said, there’s nothing more I’d like to do than take you on a date.

  8. Si el agua fuese belleza, tú serías el océano entero.
    (If water were beauty, you’d be the whole ocean.)

  9. Si Cristóbal Colón te viera, diría: ¡Santa María, qué Pinta tiene esta Niña!
    (If Christopher Columbus saw you, he’d say: Saint Mary, that girl looks incredible!)

  10. Si yo fuera azafata, te llevaría en mi avión, pero como no lo soy, te llevo en mi corazón.
    (If I were a flight attendant, I’d carry you in my airplane, but since I’m not, I’ll carry you in my heart.)

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Si tus ojos fueran el cielo y tu boca el mar, me gustaría ser el horizonte para poderte besar.
(If your eyes were the sky and your mouth were the sea, I’d like to be the horizon to be able to kiss you.)

Quisiera ser joyero para poder apreciar todos los días un diamante como tú.
(I’d like to be a jeweler to be able to appreciate every day a diamond like you.)

Ojalá fueras bombero para apagar el fuego de mi deseo.
(If only you were a firefighter to be able to put out the fire of my desire.)

Ojalá la mitad de las estrellas brillaran tanto como tus ojos.
(If only half of the stars in the sky shined as brightly as your eyes.)

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Hola, soy el Señor Correcto. Alguien dijo que me estabas buscando.
(Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.)

¿Cómo se siente al ser la más bella muchacha en esta sala?
(What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?)

¿Estás perdido? Porque al cielo hay un largo camino desde aquí.
(Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.)

Hola, soy un ladrón, y estoy aquí para robar tu corazón.
(Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.)

Hola, acabo de darme cuenta de que te pareces mucho a mi siguiente novia.
(Hi, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend)

Si fuera Superman te llevaría volando, pero como no lo soy te acompaño caminando.
(If I was superman I would take you flying, but since I’m not I’ll walk you home.)

¿Hace calor aqui, o eres tù?
(Is it hot in here or is it just you?)

Si te dijera que tienes un cuerpo precioso, ¿me darías una bofetada?
(If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hit me?)

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¿Puedo comprarte una bebida?
(Can I buy you a drink?)

Ésta es una canción excelente. ¿Quieres bailar conmigo?
(This is a great song. Would you like to dance?)

Tienes una sonrisa muy bonita.
(You have a beautiful smile.)

¿De Qué Juguetería Te Sacaron, Muñeca?
(What toy store did they get you from, doll face?)

Tu Papá Debe Ser Pirata, Porque Tú Eres Un Tesoro
(Your dad must be a pirate, because you're a treasure.)

¡Quién Fuera Bizco Para Verte Dos Veces!
(I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice!)

¡Con Esa Pierna...Para Que La Otra?!
With that leg, why do you need the other?

Quo Signo Nata Est?
(What's your sign?)

Apudne Te Vel Me?
(Your place or mine?)

Permiso, ¿Me Puedes Decir Dónde Queda La Tierra? Es Que Desde Que Te Vi Ando En Las Nubes
(Excuse me, can you tell me which way Earth is?)

Hola muñeca! A que hora sales por el pan?
(Hello doll! At what time do you go out for bread?)