Top 50 Smoke Pick Up lines
We have compiled a list of “smoke” themed pick up lines. They can be a little dirty and some are just plain old “smoke” puns. These pick up lines involving smoking will probably work best when you are actually smoking yourself.
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Call me smoke
Cause I can show you a great time and all you have to do is lay back, relax, and blow me.
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Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.
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Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?
Because your smoking
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Do you smoke?
Coz weed be cute together
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I don't really smoke pot but
I think weed be cute together ;)
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Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...
You walked past and it didn't go off
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Girl, do you wanna smoke marijuana with me? Coz then we'ed be great together.
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I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
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Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.
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Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.
Working smoke pickup lines
If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.
Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?
I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes; all the way to the butt
Do you need a lighter?
Because you're smoking
Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.
Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.
Hey girl, are you a cigarette?
Because you’re smoking hot and I wanna put your butt in my mouth.
Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?
Girl do you smoke
Because weed look good together
Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.
Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?
Hey girl, are you weed?
Cuz I'd roll you in a blunt and smoke you
Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.
Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a Molotov, because you are smoking hot.
Are you a chokepoint? Because you are smoking.
I would offer you a cigarette
But you're already smoking hot.
People ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...But maybe you just got back from hell. Because you are smoking hot.
Excuse me, there’s no smoking on this dive boat. And babe you are smoking hot.
Do you smoke pot? Because...
Weed look cute together.
A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female
Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!
For pretty people with bad personality
Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.
Are you my daddy?
‘Cause I feel like I’ve been waiting for you to come into my life ever since he went for a pack of smokes when I was six
My bbq broke mind helping out?
Cause you are smoking hot.
