Top 50 smoke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Smoke chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

   Because your smoking

2. Do you smoke?

   Coz weed be cute together

3. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

   You walked past and it didn't go off

4. I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

5. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

6. Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

7. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

8. Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.

9. If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

10. Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

Latest smoke chat up lines

People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...
But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.





I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.

Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

Girl do you smoke

Because weed look good together

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Do you smoke pot? Because...

Weed look cute together.

A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed)

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

Baby are you a smoke detector?

Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Opening line that is working for me in that "no info" situation on Tinder.

I've always had a tough time with starting a conversation when the profile match is a single picture with no profile info whatsoever-- there's just nothing to go on, nothing to connect to or make a joke about. Whatever I've come up with in the past, I've rarely gotten a reply in that "no info" situation, and I always just sit there befuddled about what to say.

Last week I matched with a smoking hot girl and just couldn't think of anything to say so I let it linger all day... finally that night I decided on something simple but waited to contact her the next morning. At 7:30am I wrote her a message: "Good Morning, Alex. I hope you have a lovely day." By 10:30 she had messaged back "Thanks! You too!" and the conversation started rolling. We went out that weekend and had a blast and have another date set for next weekend. I tried the approach with a new match this morning and it worked again... It seems that waiting to start conversation the morning after a match is made with something simple and friendly, (and that being the first thing they see when they open the app for the day) seems to be working like a charm (so far.) Just wanted to share this with anyone struggling with how to get a conversation rolling.

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

Hey girl, are you my phone charger?

Because you are smoking hot

Are you baking bread, because your buns are smoking!

Do you smoke pot?

'cause weed be good together!

If you had a superhero sky call, it would be a pail of water cuz you're smoking.

Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...

Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

You're welcome.

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Is it me or are you smoking

Because you look like notre dame

Did you light a cigarette

Because you are smoking