Top 50 Smoke Pick Up lines

We have compiled a list of “smoke” themed pick up lines. They can be a little dirty and some are just plain old “smoke” puns. These pick up lines involving smoking will probably work best when you are actually smoking yourself.

Call me smoke

Cause I can show you a great time and all you have to do is lay back, relax, and blow me.
Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.
Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

Because your smoking
Do you smoke?

Coz w**... be cute together
I don't really smoke p**... but

I think w**... be cute together ;)
Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off

Working short smoke pickup lines to impress a girl

I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I eat p**... like I smoke cigarettes; all the way to the butt

Do you need a lighter?
Because you're smoking

Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.

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Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

Because you’re smoking hot and I wanna put your butt in my mouth.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

Girl do you smoke
Because weed look good together

Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

Are you a cigarette?

Because youre smoking and i want your but in my mouth

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

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Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.

Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a Molotov, because you are smoking hot.

Are you a chokepoint? Because you are smoking.

I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.

People ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...But maybe you just got back from hell. Because you are smoking hot.

Excuse me, there’s no smoking on this dive boat. And babe you are smoking hot.

Do you smoke p**...? Because...

w**... look cute together.

For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

Are you my daddy?

‘Cause I feel like I’ve been waiting for you to come into my life ever since he went for a pack of smokes when I was six

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes w**...)

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My bbq broke mind helping out?

Cause you are smoking hot.

Baby are you a smoke detector?

Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

Hey girl, do you smell smoke ?

Because my heart is burning for you

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

Hey girl, are you my phone charger?
Because you are smoking hot

Are you baking bread, because your buns are smoking!

Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

Do you smoke p**...?

'cause w**... be good together!

If you had a superhero sky call, it would be a pail of water cuz you're smoking.

You know I'll never take you inside a Gas Station.

Cause there is a warning "Smoking hot things are not allowed"

Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...

Are you a pyro?

Because you are smoking hot.

Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

You're welcome.

Is it me or are you smoking

Because you look like notre dame

Are you fire?

Cause you are smoking hot

Using smooth Smoke phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Smoke conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Smoke phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Smoke lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.