Top 50 Smoke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smoke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Smoke conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

   Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.

2. Call me smoke

   Cause I can show you a great time and all you have to do is lay back, relax, and blow me.

3. Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

   Because your smoking

4. Do you smoke?

   Coz weed be cute together

5. I don't really smoke pot but

   I think weed be cute together ;)

6. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

   You walked past and it didn't go off

7. Girl, do you wanna smoke marijuana with me? Coz then we'ed be great together.

8. I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

9. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

10. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

Funny smoke pickup lines

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes; all the way to the butt

Do you need a lighter?

Because you're smoking

Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

Because you’re smoking hot and I wanna put your butt in my mouth.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

Girl do you smoke

Because weed look good together

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

Hey girl, are you weed?

Cuz I'd roll you in a blunt and smoke you

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Do you smoke pot? Because...

Weed look cute together.

A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

Are you my daddy?

‘Cause I feel like I’ve been waiting for you to come into my life ever since he went for a pack of smokes when I was six

I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed)

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

My bbq broke mind helping out?

Cause you are smoking hot.

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

Baby are you a smoke detector?

Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

Hey girl, do you smell smoke ?

Because my heart is burning for you