Top 50 Smoke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smoke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Call me smoke

   Cause I can show you a great time and all you have to do is lay back, relax, and blow me.

2. Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

   Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.

3. Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

   Because your smoking

4. Do you smoke?

   Coz weed be cute together

5. I don't really smoke pot but

   I think weed be cute together ;)

6. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

   You walked past and it didn't go off

7. Girl, do you wanna smoke marijuana with me? Coz then we'ed be great together.

8. I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

9. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

10. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

Funny smoke pickup lines

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

Do you need a lighter?

Because you're smoking

Do you smoke marijuana?

Cus weed be cute together 🥺

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

Girl do you smoke

Because weed look good together

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

Hey girl, are you weed?

Cuz I'd roll you in a blunt and smoke you

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.

Do you smoke pot? Because...

Weed look cute together.

For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

Are you my daddy?

‘Cause I feel like I’ve been waiting for you to come into my life ever since he went for a pack of smokes when I was six

My bbq broke mind helping out?

Cause you are smoking hot.

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed)

Baby are you a smoke detector?

Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

Hey girl, are you my phone charger?

Because you are smoking hot

Hey girl, do you smell smoke ?

Because my heart is burning for you

Do you smoke pot?

'cause weed be good together!