Top 50 Smoke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smoke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

   Because your smoking

2. Do you smoke?

   Coz weed be cute together

3. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

   You walked past and it didn't go off

4. I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

5. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

6. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

7. Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.

8. If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

9. Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

10. Do you smoke marijuana?

    Cus weed be cute together 🥺

Funny smoke pickup lines

People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...
But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.





I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.

Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.

Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

Girl do you smoke

Because weed look good together

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.

Do you smoke pot? Because...

Weed look cute together.

A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

Are you my daddy?

‘Cause I feel like I’ve been waiting for you to come into my life ever since he went for a pack of smokes when I was six

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

Baby are you a smoke detector?

Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Hey girl, are you my phone charger?

Because you are smoking hot

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

Hey girl, do you smell smoke ?

Because my heart is burning for you

Are you baking bread, because your buns are smoking!

Do you smoke pot?

'cause weed be good together!

If you had a superhero sky call, it would be a pail of water cuz you're smoking.

Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...

Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

You're welcome.