Top 9 Cough Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Cough rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Cough pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

1. When you're coughing

   Her: Are you ok?
   Me: Yeah, I'm fine... And so are you

2. If I coughed on you,

   Would you quarantine with me?

3. Was that guy with the persistent, dry cough trying to get within three feet of you?

   I’ll kill him!

4. *cough cough*

   I think I’ve got the black lung pop.

5. Hey, do you have a cough drop?

   Men - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Irritating You Vagus Nerve
   
   (A nerve that makes you cough, if a girl gives you blowy, she may cough.)
   
   Women - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Letting You Irritate My Vagus Nerve

6. Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

   *falls on the ground with a thud*

Working short cough pickup lines to impress a girl

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cough phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Cough lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.