Top 9 Cough Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cough pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cough conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. When you're coughing

   Her: Are you ok?
   Me: Yeah, I'm fine... And so are you

2. If I coughed on you,

   Would you quarantine with me?

3. Was that guy with the persistent, dry cough trying to get within three feet of you?

   I’ll kill him!

4. *cough cough*

   I think I’ve got the black lung pop.

5. Hey, do you have a cough drop?

   Men - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Irritating You Vagus Nerve
   
   (A nerve that makes you cough, if a girl gives you blowy, she may cough.)
   
   Women - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Letting You Irritate My Vagus Nerve

6. Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

   *falls on the ground with a thud*

7. Want to get cough-ee with me?

8. I would never tell you to f-cough.

9. Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.