Top 8 Cough Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Cough chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. When you're coughing

   Her: Are you ok?
   Me: Yeah, I'm fine... And so are you

2. Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

   *falls on the ground with a thud*

3. Was that guy with the persistent, dry cough trying to get within three feet of you?

   I’ll kill him!

4. *cough cough*

   I think I’ve got the black lung pop.

5. Hey, do you have a cough drop?

   Men - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Irritating You Vagus Nerve
   
   (A nerve that makes you cough, if a girl gives you blowy, she may cough.)
   
   Women - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Letting You Irritate My Vagus Nerve

6. Want to get cough-ee with me?

7. I would never tell you to f-cough.

8. Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.