Top 50 Swallow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Swallow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

   Coz you can swallow my straw

2. Are you a shark?

   Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow

3. Hey girl are you Jeffery Dahmer?

   Because I want you to swallow my children.

4. Are you kraken?

   Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman

5. Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

6. You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

7. Are you my prescription medication

   Because I don’t even know your name and I’m already prepared to swallow

8. Are you Kronos?

   Because have a feeling you want to swallow my children.

9. Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.

10. If I make you some food, will you swallow it all?

Funny swallow pickup lines

Do you have anything by the author Swallow? First initial I?

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Hey girl are you a shark?

Cuz i got some swimmers for you to swallow =))

Are you a 🦈 Shark? Because I have .....
A lots of swimmers for you to swallow

Girl, I heard you like snake, do you swallow like one?

If I was a watermelon..

Would you spit or swallow my seed?

If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

I hope you're Pennywise

So you"ll swallow my kids

Watermelon

If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

Are you bleach?

Cause I'd swallow you

Are you a shark?

Cuz I got swimmers for you to swallow

I know you have an eating disorder

But can you swallow my cum?

Did you swallow magnets

Bc you look attractive

Are you a cyanide pill?

Because I'd swallow for you.

Are you the clown from IT?

Cuz I wanna make you swallow a bunch of my kids

Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

Ali's pickup line

Are you an alligator? Because I want you to swallow my babies

If i were a melon,

Would you swallow my seeds?

Do you have a headache?

Cuss I got something you can swallow to feel better

Hey girl did you swallow any magnets?

Because i feel attracted to you.