Top 47 Swallow Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Swallow chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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[nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?
Coz you can swallow my straw
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Are you a shark?
Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow
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Are you kraken?
Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman
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Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
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You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.
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Are you Kronos?
Because have a feeling you want to swallow my children.
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Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
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If I make you some food, will you swallow it all?
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Do you have anything by the author Swallow? First initial I?
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I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
Funny swallow pickup lines
You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
Are you the maths test
Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow
Hey girl are you a shark?
Cuz i got some swimmers for you to swallow =))
If I was a watermelon..
Would you spit or swallow my seed?
If it was summer and I was a watermelon...
Would you spit or swallow my seeds?
Watermelon
If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?
Are you bleach?
Cause I'd swallow you
I bet you a professional sword swallower.
I know you have an eating disorder
But can you swallow my cum?
Are you a cyanide pill?
Because I'd swallow for you.
Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
If i were a melon,
Would you swallow my seeds?
Ali's pickup line
Are you an alligator? Because I want you to swallow my babies
What’s the difference between me and a black hole?
We both suck but I swallow
Hey girl are you a Dino?
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Hey girl did you swallow any magnets?
Because i feel attracted to you.
Watch this...I'm really good at swallowing a shot...
Hey girl, are you a boba straw?
Cause I want you to suck on these balls and swallow.
Ay bb are you bubble gum?
Bc I wanna blow you and swallow your sweet juices
Did you swallow a magnet?
Because I’m finding you attractive
Did you swallow a magnet?
Cause you’re attractive
Hey girl, are you a shark?
Coz I've got some swimmers for you to swallow
Are you a sinkhole?
Cuz I got a big load for you to swallow
Damn girl, are you a Noctua NH-D15?
Cause you be swallowing my load.