Top 50 Swallow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Swallow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Swallow conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

   Coz you can swallow my straw

2. Are you a shark?

   Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow

3. He: hey i think i swallowed caterpillars | She: yo what?? | He: Cuz every time i see u i get those butterflies ;)

4. Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

   Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

5. Hey girl are you Jeffery Dahmer?

   Because I want you to swallow my children.

6. Are you kraken?

   Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman

7. Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

8. You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

9. Are you my prescription medication

   Because I don’t even know your name and I’m already prepared to swallow

10. Are you Kronos?

    Because have a feeling you want to swallow my children.

Funny swallow pickup lines

Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.

If I make you some food, will you swallow it all?

Do you have anything by the author Swallow? First initial I?

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Did you swallow magnets?
Coz girl you are attractive...

Hey girl are you a shark?

Cuz i got some swimmers for you to swallow =))

Are you a 🦈 Shark? Because I have .....

A lots of swimmers for you to swallow

Girl, I heard you like snake, do you swallow like one?

I'm like a fine wine

At first taste you spit me out, but eventually you learn to swallow

If I was a watermelon..

Would you spit or swallow my seed?

If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

Watermelon

If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

Are you bleach?

Cause I'd swallow you

I bet you a professional sword swallower.

Are you a shark?

Cuz I got swimmers for you to swallow

Did you swallow magnets

Bc you look attractive

Are you a cyanide pill?

Because I'd swallow for you.

Are you the clown from IT?

Cuz I wanna make you swallow a bunch of my kids

Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Do you have a headache?

Cuss I got something you can swallow to feel better

If i were a melon,

Would you swallow my seeds?