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Top 50 Mouth Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Mouth chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Knock knock! Who's there? Candice.

    Candice who?
    Candice dick fit in your mouth?

  2. Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

  3. Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?

  4. Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

  5. You make my mouth water.

  6. Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

  7. Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

  8. Is it possible to make a deposit in your mouth without you showing any interest after?

  9. I want to stick my thermometer in your mouth.

  10. Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.

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Funny mouth pickup lines

Your food is making my mouth wet.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...

There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar

Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.

I wanna put it in your mouth.

I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Do you wanna play lion tamer? It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

Are you a cigarette?

Cus i wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth

Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

[nsfw] are you a gun?

Coz i wanna put you in my mouth and make you blow

Let's play a game

Let's play a game called lion tamer, you get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

Put some pumpkin pie in your mouth, and then French kiss me.

Are you leftover pizza?

I should probably get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I'ma put you in my mouth again

I want to touch your face... with my mouth.

Want me to put some words in your mouth??

Wanna know the difference between me and a delicious tide pod?

You won’t die when I bust in your mouth

I wanna Putin your boob in my mouth.

Are you jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.

Hey baby, call me pop rocks...

Because i’m going to be bustin in your mouth ;)

Ya know, there's no corkage fee in my mouth.

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff