Top 50 Skin Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Skin pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Skin conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Dang girl are you a banana?

   Cause I want to peel off your skin

2. Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

3. Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?

4. Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.

5. I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.

6. Your skin won't be pale after a night with me.

7. I like your skin.

8. You're the skin on fried chicken that fills this black void that is my soul.

9. You must be a microchip because you've gotten under my skin.

10. Your blue skin brings out the color of your eyes.

Funny skin pickup lines

Is the intense heat melting the skin from my body the result of nuclear fission...or is it just you.

I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Does your skin steam when it rains?

Cause you’re boiling hot.

It's recommended that I protect your exposed skin.

Want to see how I shed my snake's skin?

Hey girl, are you an orange?

Because I want to peel your skin off and eat you piece by piece

You know what’s a shame

You have 1.5 square meters of skin and you’re only showing 10% of it.

Are you a banana

Cuz I’d peel your skin off

You a banana?

Cause I wanna peel your skin off and eat your insides

I must be allergic to you

Because you leave my skin tingling

Do you happen to have a bandage?

I seem to have skinned my knee when I fell for you

Are you a potato?

Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you

Those are skin tight!

How do you get in those pants?

Are you the skin above my fingernail?

Cuz you’re cuticle

Hey let's get you out of that armor and see what skin you're wearing.

My god, those pants are skin tight!

How do you get into them?

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Hey baby, are you a marshmallow?

Because your skin is beautiful, and I really wanna set you on fire

Are you a dermatologist...

Cuz i wanna show you my skin

You have beautiful skin...Can I wear it?

Are you skin

Because I by you with vbucI’m staying past my bedtime currently

Hey girl, do you like water?

She:........
Me: Not a pickup Line just a reminder to stay Hydrated this winter coz your skin needs it.