I'd stick my neck out for you out of my shell.

Babe you are so hot you make my turtle out of my shell.

Do your eyes have kinetic shells because they just stopped me from getting away.

I got the beef, you got the shells, let's make some tacos in between the sheets tonight.

And I shell always love you.

Are you a turtle? Because I want to reach into your shell.

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

Hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.

Girl, I'm gonna clear all your hard sugar shell.

You really bring me out of my shell.

"Are you into novels? Because our love story could be a bestseller, featuring a tall, handsome brunette."

"Are you Hinge? Because facing you is a thrilling fear, but your beauty makes it worth conquering."

"I might not be a bot, but I can still make you smile. How about a hotdog and some captivating stories?"

"Do you like turtles? Because I am totally turtley-falling head over shells for your smile."

"Like a Pink Floyd concert, your beauty is a psychedelic experience that stimulates all my senses."

Are you looking for a shell of a time?

"Are you a T90 tank? Because your beauty hits me with the force of a thousand shells."

"Is your heart racing or is it just my 6'2" brunette charm making your pulse quicken with desire?"

"I may stand 6'2", but it's your captivating beauty that truly elevates me."

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

"They say brunettes do it better, but with this 6'2" physique, I can guarantee more than just a hot conversation."

"I bet you're a great flirt because each time you throw a playful jab, I find myself more irresistibly drawn to you."

"So, you say you want a little playful teasing...how about we start by falling head over heels for your gorgeous smile?"

"I'm already intrigued by the shell, can't wait to discover the pearl you speak of."

"Like Donatello in TMNT, I'm smart and strong, but I'd be totally shell-shocked by your beauty."

"If being a chatterbox with a twisted humor was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart."

Babe, you could touch my shell any time.

"Can we talk the night away? It's the only way I'd love to get lost in your beautifully chaotic world."

"Are you an egg? Because you've definitely cracked open the shell around my heart."

"Are you a Pink Floyd song? Because I just can't get you out of my mind."

Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

"Golfing into your deep blue eyes, I've scored a hole-in-one; every stroke of our conversation feels like a perfect game."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should this 6'2" smoldering brunette walk by again?"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, even the naughty ones."

You are the one for me. Because I shell out my love for you.

"Are you a song? Because I can't get you out of my head and keep hitting replay."

"Babe, if teasing each other is flirting, then let's be the most charming bullies in the room."

"Are you a turtle? Because I wouldn't mind swimming the seven seas just to shell-ebrate life with you."

"Are you sure your name isn't Donatello? Because you've got the touch that can turn this hard shell into a masterpiece."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your eyes, everything else disappears... except my cheeky grin."

"Even if I'm slightly autistic, our chemistry could still be explosive, just like your radiant charm."

"I may not be an artist, Indie, but I can definitely picture us together in a beautiful masterpiece."

"You love golf? Well, your blue eyes have already put a hole-in-one in my heart."

"You're just like an egg, so unassuming in shell, yet within, a beauty unparalleled, you cast quite the spell."

"Did your eyes learn golf? Because they've got me swinging in the deep blues."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...probably from our dark jokes."

"Ready for a little playful banter? Your beauty might just distract me, though."

"Is your name Laughter? Because I crave your messed up sense of humor and endless chatter as much as air."

"Are you a turtle? Because I can't seem to get out of my shell when I see you, even when I'm napping!"

If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?

Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

"That's intriguing. It takes a tough shell to face this unpredictable world, doesn't it?"

"Just like a perfect shell, your beauty holds the sweetest peanut, could I be lucky to taste such delight?"

"Does your laugh come with an instruction manual? Because it's sure to be my favorite messed-up symphony."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything this 6'2" brunette has been searching for."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at this 6'2" tall, hot brunette, everyone else disappears."

"They say laughter's the best medicine, but with my humour, you might just need life support!"

"Do you sing here often? Because your voice just hit a high note with my heart."

"Is your smile a sea shell? Because every time I see it, I hear the soothing waves of your charm."

"Are you ready for some playful banter? Because your smile is something I wouldn't mind losing to."

"Are you a book lover? Because my heart's an open novel, waiting for you to read its love story."

"Feeling cold? This tall, hot brunette can definitely turn up the heat."

"How about we playfully tease each other until you fall... right into my arms?"

"Do you have a map? My humor got so twisted, I got lost in your eyes."

"Just like Donatello, you've got the power to turn my world upside down and I'm totally shell-ing out for you."

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

"Darling, let's be naughty bullies, I promise to make every tease worth falling for."