Top 46 Shell Pick Up lines

Babe you are so hot you make my turtle out of my shell.

Do your eyes have kinetic shells because they just stopped me from getting away.

I got the beef, you got the shells, let's make some tacos in between the sheets tonight.

Girl, you so hot you getting me out of my shell to row with you tonight.

If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

Hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.

Are you taco? Because you would want some of my hot sauce inside your shells.

You really bring me out of my shell.

Are you looking for a shell of a time?

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

You are the one for me. Because I shell out my love for you.

If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?

Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?


I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

Are you a conch shell?

Cause I sure wanna blow you

Are you a heat lamp?

Cause you make my turtle come out of it’s shell.

Your Thermador cracks my shell.

You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

You are so hot, you are turning all the shell fishes red.

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)

I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

My shell or yours?

Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James Bond: No. I'm just looking.

If you were a pea, I would gladly shell you on the back porch.

No pulling out, I am emptying shells into you tonight.

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Watch out babe, I am coming up behind with my Red Shells.

Girl, no matter where you are, you are always my number one, and my blue shell will find you.

My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.