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Top 31 Shell Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shell pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shell conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  2. I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.

  3. I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

  4. Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?

  5. And I shell always love you.

  6. If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

    (mario kart obviously..)

  7. You really bring me out of my shell.

  8. Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

    and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

  9. Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

  10. If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?

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What is a Shell pickup line?

Funny shell pickup lines

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?
Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

You are the Electrons to my Valance Shell

You keep me stable

Are you a conch shell?

Cause I sure wanna blow you

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?

I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

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My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.

Girl, no matter where you are, you are always my number one, and my blue shell will find you.

Watch out babe, I am coming up behind with my Red Shells.

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.

No pulling out, I am emptying shells into you tonight.

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)

Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James Bond: No. I'm just looking.

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Working Shell tinder opener

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

My shell or yours?

If you were a pea, I would gladly shell you on the back porch.

You are so hot, you are turning all the shell fishes red.

You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

Your Thermador cracks my shell.