Top 16 Slice Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Slice conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Slice pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.
Hey girl are you a Black + Decker 2-Slice Toaster Model #TR2900SD

Cause I want some toast
After I am done, you can slice my belly up with my lightsaber and crawl in for warmth.
You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice. from "Best I Ever Had"
Tumble my mind, slice my body, just don’t smash my heart.
Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.

Working short slice pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl you wanna do some Star Wars roleplay?

I'll be Han Solo and slice you open and crawl inside you.

Hey girl, are you a slice of pizza?

Cuz I would eat you off the ground.

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread ?

I want you inside me.

In Deep South Louisiana accent

Ey baby wont ya come on over and cut me off a slice of that there genitalia you been toatin round

Girl are you a tauntaun?
Because I would love to ride you, then slice you up and crawl inside you.

See this slice of bread? You are the best thing in here since that.

slice Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You know what they say: When tongs rub up against eggplant slices, sparks will fly.

I got an extra slice for you.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Slice phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Slice lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.