Top 14 Slice Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slice pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.

2. Hey girl are you a Black + Decker 2-Slice Toaster Model #TR2900SD

   Cause I want some toast

3. After I am done, you can slice my belly up with my lightsaber and crawl in for warmth.

4. You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice. from "Best I Ever Had"

5. Hey girl you wanna do some Star Wars roleplay?

   I'll be Han Solo and slice you open and crawl inside you.

6. Hey girl, are you a slice of pizza?

   Cuz I would eat you off the ground.

7. Are you a cabbage?

   Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

8. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread ?

   I want you inside me.

9. Are you a slice of bread

   Coz I wanna spread some mayo over you

10. In Deep South Louisiana accent

    Ey baby wont ya come on over and cut me off a slice of that there genitalia you been toatin round

Funny slice pickup lines

Girl are you a tauntaun?
Because I would love to ride you, then slice you up and crawl inside you.

I got an extra slice for you.

You know what they say: When tongs rub up against eggplant slices, sparks will fly.

See this slice of bread? You are the best thing in here since that.