Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

When she refused to take Thank you. Stop saying usual thing. And say,

Let's split it. You keep the THANK and let me keep YOU.

The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

Are you a stage? Cause I wanna split your center.

The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

Are you timber? Because I'd split you.

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

Babe, I want to get some of that split spades.

Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.

So how are we splitting the construction costs? Cause you just shattered the ceiling of beauty.

Can I get your Telophase number? Cause I want to split you in two.

Are you a flight of margaritas?

Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.

Are you legs oreos?

Cuz I wanna split em open and lick what's on the inside

Is it true that you are a banana since you’re awesome at the splits?

"Well, Olivia, I traded in the joystick for a steering wheel, hoping to navigate my way back to you."

Want to spoon over some ice cream and split a banana split? It's a sundae kind of love!

You’re amazing, let’s never split!

"Well, if I give you my lunch money, how can we split the bill on our first date?"

"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. Let's split the bill - after all, it's 'peeling' fair!"

"Did it hurt when you did that split? Because you just tore my heart in two."

"Like a hatchet, you've split my heart in two, there's no denying my love for you."

Are you a lobster?

Cause I wanna split your legs and eat what’s inside

Your legs are like an oreo, i want to split them up and eat the good stuff inside

"Ever tried laughing yoga? How about we start a session, and I promise to keep you in splits all night?"

"Couldn't stay away from the game, Olivia. The difference is, now I'm playing for keeps."

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling and I want to split you open.

"Are you a chromatid? Because my centromere heart just split in two when I saw you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I do the splits again?"

"Baby, you do splits like a dream, how about we split a bottle of wine and create some passionate memories?"

"Is your name Banana? Because you're un-peel-ievably appealing and I can't seem to split away from you!"

"Fancy meeting you here, Olivia. I guess even fate thinks we're too explosive to be apart."

"Are you a cheerleader? Because every time you do a split, my heart does a flip!"

"" "Are you my split routine? Because I can't wait to work on our connection every single day."

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Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

"It's true, I should be playing video games, but I'd rather conquer the quest of winning you back, Olivia."

"Are you made of uranium? Because I’m feeling a spontaneous fission every time my heart splits into two for you."

"Well, Olivia, I've been refuelling my life but it seems to be running on empty without you."

"Your cheer splits must have angels crying, because heaven just lost its most flexible, stunning beauty."

Haha, so you're saying I have a split personality? Don't worry, I promise the real me is much more charming! 😉

"Are you a cheerleader? Because every time you do a split, I flip."

"I believe in a 50/50 world, how about we share a cup of coffee and split the bill...and maybe our lives?"

Your legs remind me of an unfinished Oreo..

All I gotta do is split them and make you cream.

(Came up with it myself wanted opinions..)

"Sure, I might be a bit cheesy, Olivia, but only because life without you is like a pizza without cheese."

"Olivia, I might've lost in the game of love before, but this time I've leveled up. Ready for round two?"

Half love wife? Does that mean we split the chores too? Because I’ve been told my sock folding skills are legendary... in the worst way! 😄

"Like Oppenheimer's atom, you've split my world apart. Can I explore your universe tonight?"

"As a centromere, I'm the reason your heart splits into two every time you see me."

"Are you a biologist? Because every time I see you, my heart undergoes mitosis and splits into two!"

"Are you an Oreo? Because my heart just split in two, and I need some milk to dunk it!"

"Well, if your bestie is as captivating as you, I'll have no problem splitting my attention."

"Mel, are you a 7-10 split? Because I can't stop thinking about how I'd love to conquer you."

Are you a banana? Because you make my heart split in the best way possible.

"Hey girl, are you a cell? Because my heart's been saying 'mitosis' ever since I saw you split the dance floor."

"Are you a yoga instructor? Because every time I see you, my heart does the splits."

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

"Is your name Mitosis? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's splitting in two."

" "Like a perfect split, you've got all the balance and flexibility that makes my heart flip over."

"If your smile was a wrench, it'd have fixed my broken day in a split second."

"Being roommates means we split the bills, but can I pay you in charm and good company instead?"

I'm the genie of good hair days! May your locks be luscious and your split ends stay far away. 💁‍♀️

"Like splitting atoms, our explosive chemistry could power up more than just a conversation, don't you agree?"

"Olivia, you know I've swapped video games for real life... and the quest led me back to you."

Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

"Olivia, I left my mom's basement hoping to level up in real life. Quite a bonus level to stumble upon you here."

"Are you a Horcrux? Because my heart just split into seven pieces when I saw you!"

"Well Olivia, I've traded the gaming controller for this gas pump, but it's you who still controls my heart."

"Are you alpha decay? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart feels like it's splitting into two."

"Hey Pooja, could I have your number? We need to discuss how we're going to split our time between Earth and Mars."

Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

"Is your name Centromere? Because I feel like my genes are splitting, every time you walk by."

What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?

Hey baby I hope we don't split like MCR did.

You can call me Moses... Cheesy Pickup Line

Because I can split your Red Sea.

Star Wars Themed

Hey, Girl are you Obi-wan Kenobi, because like Anakin I will split you in Half.

If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

Hey Girl

Wanna make a kiss tape and split the profit?

Let’s split like a chromosome and go make some daughters.

Let’s travel to Dubrovnik because I never want to Split.

Are you a big bowl of pistachios?

Coz I wanna keep splitting you open through Netflix

Are you the nation of Czechoslovakia?

Because I want to split you in half

You're so fine...

...Finer than a frog hair split four ways

Is your name Hoagie?

Cause I wanna split your buns and lay down my sausage

I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

Because I'm about split your kiss cheeks apart.

Let’s never split!

Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.

our legs are like banana split, I want to spread them and eat the creamy good stuff in the middle.

Hey baby you want to share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.

I could hard fork as well as soft fork however you please, all you have to do is to split for me. And we could make copies of ourselves down the path.

I will fork you hard and soft till you split in two.

Every time I see you, I feel my cream get whipped, my banana get split, and my spoon get licked.

You're finer than a frog hair split four ways.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Let's make like an infinitive and never be split.

Hey baby, let's play meiosis. Why don't you go first and split your legs.

Are you a 7-10 split? Because I'd love to pick you up.

How about we split from this crowd and roll on out of here?

I live by one motto: Strikes in the streets, splits in the sheets.

Let's make like pins and split.