Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

When she refused to take Thank you. Stop saying usual thing. And say,

Let's split it. You keep the THANK and let me keep YOU.

The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

Are you a stage? Cause I wanna split your center.

The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

Are you timber? Because I'd split you.

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

Babe, I want to get some of that split spades.

Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.

So how are we splitting the construction costs? Cause you just shattered the ceiling of beauty.

Can I get your Telophase number? Cause I want to split you in two.

Are you a flight of margaritas?

Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.

So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

Is it true that you are a banana since you’re awesome at the splits?

"Well, if I give you my lunch money, how can we split the bill on our first date?"

"Well, Olivia, I traded in the joystick for a steering wheel, hoping to navigate my way back to you."

You’re amazing, let’s never split!

"Did it hurt when you did that split? Because you just tore my heart in two."

Your legs are like an oreo, i want to split them up and eat the good stuff inside

"Like a hatchet, you've split my heart in two, there's no denying my love for you."

Are you a lobster?

Cause I wanna split your legs and eat what’s inside

"Couldn't stay away from the game, Olivia. The difference is, now I'm playing for keeps."

"Ever tried laughing yoga? How about we start a session, and I promise to keep you in splits all night?"

"Are you a chromatid? Because my centromere heart just split in two when I saw you."

"Baby, you do splits like a dream, how about we split a bottle of wine and create some passionate memories?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I do the splits again?"

"Is your name Banana? Because you're un-peel-ievably appealing and I can't seem to split away from you!"

"Are you a cheerleader? Because every time you do a split, my heart does a flip!"

"" "Are you my split routine? Because I can't wait to work on our connection every single day."

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"It's true, I should be playing video games, but I'd rather conquer the quest of winning you back, Olivia."

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

"Are you made of uranium? Because I’m feeling a spontaneous fission every time my heart splits into two for you."

"I may have been lost in the game, Olivia, but it's your love that's the ultimate cheat code."

"Well, Olivia, I've been refuelling my life but it seems to be running on empty without you."

"Your cheer splits must have angels crying, because heaven just lost its most flexible, stunning beauty."

"I believe in a 50/50 world, how about we share a cup of coffee and split the bill...and maybe our lives?"

Your legs remind me of an unfinished Oreo..

All I gotta do is split them and make you cream.

(Came up with it myself wanted opinions..)

"As a centromere, I'm the reason your heart splits into two every time you see me."

"Olivia, I might've lost in the game of love before, but this time I've leveled up. Ready for round two?"

"Sure, I might be a bit cheesy, Olivia, but only because life without you is like a pizza without cheese."

"Like Oppenheimer's atom, you've split my world apart. Can I explore your universe tonight?"

"Are you a particle accelerator? Because every time I see your pictures, my heart rate splits the atom."

"Hey girl, are you a cell? Because my heart's been saying 'mitosis' ever since I saw you split the dance floor."

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

"Are you a yoga instructor? Because every time I see you, my heart does the splits."

" "Like a perfect split, you've got all the balance and flexibility that makes my heart flip over."

"If your smile was a wrench, it'd have fixed my broken day in a split second."

"Like splitting atoms, our explosive chemistry could power up more than just a conversation, don't you agree?"

"Sure, I'm a loser, Olivia. Lost without the beautiful sound of your laughter guiding my days."

"Olivia, I left my mom's basement hoping to level up in real life. Quite a bonus level to stumble upon you here."

"Olivia, you know I've swapped video games for real life... and the quest led me back to you."

Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

"Are you alpha decay? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart feels like it's splitting into two."

"Well Olivia, I've traded the gaming controller for this gas pump, but it's you who still controls my heart."

"Your popularity isn't what caught my eye, Rica. It's the way you've grown stronger and fiercer after our split."

"Hey Pooja, could I have your number? We need to discuss how we're going to split our time between Earth and Mars."

"Is your name Centromere? Because I feel like my genes are splitting, every time you walk by."

Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

Hey baby I hope we don't split like MCR did.

You can call me Moses... Cheesy Pickup Line

Because I can split your Red Sea.

Star Wars Themed

Hey, Girl are you Obi-wan Kenobi, because like Anakin I will split you in Half.

Are you the Korean peninsula?

Because I'm gonna split you in two

Hey Girl

Wanna make a kiss tape and split the profit?

Let’s split like a chromosome and go make some daughters.