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Top 50 Split Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Split chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Your legs are like an Oreo

    Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

  2. Your legs are like an oreo

    Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

  3. So how are we splitting the construction costs?

    Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  4. Is that a split vote in your pocket...

  5. How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?

  6. Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

  7. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  8. Your legs are like Oreos

    I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

  9. The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

  10. You’re into threesomes? Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.

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What is a Split pickup line?

Funny split pickup lines

Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

Are you a stage? Cause I wanna split your center.

The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

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This is a funny Split pickup line!

So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?

Hey baby I hope we don't split like MCR did.

You can call me Moses... Cheesy Pickup Line

Because I can split your Red Sea.

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Working Split tinder opener

Let’s travel to Dubrovnik because I never want to Split.

You're so fine...

...Finer than a frog hair split four ways

Are you the Korean peninsula?

Because I'm gonna split you in two

Is your name Hoagie?

Cause I wanna split your buns and lay down my sausage

Are you the nation of Czechoslovakia?

Because I want to split you in half

I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

Because I'm about split your ass cheeks apart.

If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

Are you a big bowl of pistachios?

Coz I wanna keep splitting you open through Netflix

Hey Girl

Wanna make a sex tape and split the profit?

How about we split from this crowd and roll on out of here?

I live by one motto: Strikes in the streets, splits in the sheets.