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Top 50 Split Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Split pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your legs are like an Oreo

    Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

  2. Girl are you an oreo?

    Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside

  3. Your legs are like an oreo

    Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

  4. So how are we splitting the construction costs?

    Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  5. Is that a split vote in your pocket...

  6. How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?

  7. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  8. Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

  9. Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

    Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

  10. Your legs are like Oreos

    I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

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What is a Split pickup line?


Funny split pickup lines

The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

You’re into threesomes?

Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.

Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

Are you a stage? Cause I wanna split your center.

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This is a funny Split pickup line!

Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

Are you timber? Because I'd split you.

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

Are you a flight of margaritas?

Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.

So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

Are you a lobster?

Cause I wanna split your legs and eat what’s inside

Your legs are like an oreo, i want to split them up and eat the good stuff inside

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

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Working Split tinder opener

Your legs remind me of an unfinished Oreo..

All I gotta do is split them and make you cream.

(Came up with it myself wanted opinions..)

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?

Hey baby I hope we don't split like MCR did.

You can call me Moses... Cheesy Pickup Line

Because I can split your Red Sea.

Star Wars Themed

Hey, Girl are you Obi-wan Kenobi, because like Anakin I will split you in Half.

Is your name Hoagie?

Cause I wanna split your buns and lay down my sausage

Are you the nation of Czechoslovakia?

Because I want to split you in half

I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

Because I'm about split your ass cheeks apart.