Top 50 Join Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Join pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

   Why dont I join in?

2. If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

3. How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?

4. Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

5. Wanna join the mile high club?

6. Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

7. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

8. Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

9. Im tired of being Independent, can I join your party?

10. I'm north you're south lets join up and make an equator.

Funny join pickup lines

We would be honored if you would join me.

Wanna go join the mile high club? This cape is big enough for two...

I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

Hey girl. My favorite place to be is between the covers. Join me?

How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

"Are you a good cuddler? 'Cuz I might let you join my gang."

If we were amendments, I would love to be joined with you to become a very exciting compromise

Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?

Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?

Babe, I will join the Avalanche to fight all the Shinras in the world for you.

What do you and a toaster have in common?

I'd like both of you to join me in the bath

You look independent. Wanna join my party?

YouI should join the track team

‘Cause your always running away from me.

(Why *insert name here*)

Want to join my D&D campaign?

‘Cause nice *axe*!

I'm going to a funeral tomorrow...do you want to join me?

Babe, would you like to join my stream? Physically.

Hey you're trash

Come join me in my trash bin

How often do you get hungry?

U say - join me today...
Pretty casual '_'

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join.

My fellow madlads, join this Google classroom

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Looks like you have Corona!

I have a small quarantine at my place, wanna join?

Hi, I'm Matt and this is Amy. Would you like to join our fruititarian orgy?

You can hold my banana while I dunk it in cider

Fasting with family is the best.

Wanna join me to make a new family?