Top 42 Team Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Team chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. One team is red the other is blue my favorite team is the one that had you!

2. Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

3. You would be my first pick for my tourney team.

4. I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

5. I wish you were on the team sweetheart because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

6. Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

   How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?
   
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   When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.
   
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   When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.
   
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   They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.
   
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   One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).
   
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   Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.
   
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   Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.
   
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   For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.
   
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   The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.
   
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   I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.
   
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   You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.
   
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   Also,
   
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   I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.
   
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   Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?
   
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   NO!
   
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   There is an ultimate one
   
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   THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!
   
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   Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.
   
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   You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.
   
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   There is another way of perceiving this.
   
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   Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.
   
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   From this place there is NO FRAME battle.
   
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   There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.
   
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   If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.
   
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   Interactions become easy and effortless.
   
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   You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.
   
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   In summary:
   
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   Learn to relax, talk slower.
   
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   Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.
   
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   Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.
   
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   See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.
   
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   DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!
   
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   Hope it was helpful
   
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   See you on the next one 🤫

7. YouI should join the track team

   ‘Cause your always running away from me.
   
   (Why *insert name here*)

8. There may be no I in team, but there is an I in Isabelle

   Works with other names with i in them.

9. Do you play for a rival rugby team?

   Cause I want to take you out

10. There’s no i in team

    But there can be a d-n your a ;)

Funny team pickup lines

Can I take you out?
Just like how seal team six took out osama

Hey, are you Team rocket?

Because Ill be the jessie to your james
(Third wheel) meowth, thats right!

I think I'm Team Rocket

Cuz I wanna take a peek-at-chu

Can I name my fantasy football team after you?

I don't care about your politics, your fashion sense or your taste in music. I judge you solely on your football team preference.

I love you as much as I love my fantasy football team.

Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.

I can tell you’re a team player.

Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?

No, I don't play volleyball for the American team, but I'm flattered you thought so.

You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand

Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious dick.

Girl are you a team player, because we could assist each other for the perfect score.

Girl, we'd make great doubles team.

I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.

We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.

I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?

Sorry my team slayed yours in Capture the Flag. Can I make it up to you by letting you take me to dinner?

Help me score one more time for team canada?

Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my team.

I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.

Maybe the Washington Redskins could celebrate Columbus Day by giving up their team name.

Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.