Josh Stone: Maybe you should consider a career change. You can be my team mate instead.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team? Because she kept running away from the ball.

If you were on my team, I’d always drive hard to your hole.

You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"Sounds like an epic battle: Team Cold Shower vs Team Cozy Bed. Which one will win tonight?"

"Do you believe in love at first set? Because when I saw you, I knew we'd make a championship team."

"Is your brother recruiting for his team? Because I'm definitely scoring points each time I see you."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"Ray Jackson, you're my dream, more charming than the moonbeam, let's make a love team."

"Can I be your volleyball? So that every time you miss me, you'd hit me up!"

"Just like Fortnite, we might be from different worlds, but we could make a great team in duo mode."

"Even in pajamas, you're outshining the stars. Can I join your dream team tonight?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the volleyball net? Because you spiked my heart rate!"

"Hey beautiful, if sports journalism were a game, you'd be the MVP. Want to join my team?"

"Do you cheer for a team? Because you just did a full layout twist into my heart."

Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious d**....

"I'm a pro at spiking volleyballs, but you've spiked my interest more than any game ever could."

"Caught a glimpse of you in the game, your moves were as intriguing as you. Care to team up for real?"

"Ah, the classic team question! Let's just say, my team is all about being adventurous, spontaneous, and appreciating a good smile."

"Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number on my team."

"Darling, if you're thinking about matching lip tattoos, let's make sure they read 'Dream Team', because you're a vision!"

"Are you the Engineer's new creation, Mimi Sentry? Because your beauty strikes faster than any old sentry gun."

"But who would willingly leave a mystery like you alone? Perhaps, it's time to switch teams?"

"Remember the Superbowl? Like my team, I can't resist scoring when I see a beauty like you."

"Do you believe in team work? How about we clean the kitchen and spice up our love life at the same time?"

"Between us creating adorable babies and scaring off any seagulls, we'd make quite the team."

"You must be related to Jarate, because you've got me under your spell, just like an enemy in Team Fortress

"Did you steal my school bus wave? Because ever since, I've been on a one-way trip to Crush City."

"Hey, Honour! I'm not as fast as your volleyball serves but can I serve you a cup of high-tea sometime?"

"With a fiery spirit and beauty like yours, being on your team is the wild adventure I crave."

"Your name's Luqman, sweet as a dream, with a soul that gleams, won't you join my team?"

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

"Like the Mimi Sentry in Team Fortress 2, your sassy yet tough personality hits my heart straight on."

"Girl, you're smoother than a headshot in Call of Duty. Let's team up and dominate together."

"Just like our team netted the championship, I'm hoping to net your heart, too."

"Children already? How about we start with a cup of coffee before planning our family soccer team?"

"Are you Mimi Sentry? Because you're an upgrade from everyone I've ever met, with your stubborn charm and fearless spirit."

"Mimi, you're like an advanced sentry gun - your beauty leaves me defenseless and captivated every time."

"Are you a volleyball? Cause every time I see you, my heart spikes like it's match point."

"Are you an overworked high tea hostess? Because you've been steeping in my thoughts since I waved from my school bus."

"You're a masterpiece in love with a dream, together we make an unrivaled team."

"Well, I can’t cook to save my life, but I can certainly eat. So, we're basically the perfect team!"

"Just like VAL DUO, you've caught my attention and I can't resist teaming up with your beauty and intelligence."

"Roses are crimson, my Kawasaki Ninja 250 gleams, we might be an age apart but we make the perfect team."

"Hey girl, are we both on the same team? Because I keep thinking we'd look amazing in rainbow jerseys together."

"Is your name Volleyball? Because I'm falling for you harder than an attempted spike at your tournament."

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection when we team up in PC games. Level 18 meets Level 27."

"Are you a volleyball? Because whenever I see you, my hands automatically want to give you a high-five."

"I've been practising my serves but damn girl, you're the only ace I want to score. Can I join your team?"

"Are you a volleyball? Because every time I see you, my heart does a perfect serve."

"Can I be your Yoichi Isagi? Because I'd always choose you to be in my winning team."

"What's up, Tameka? Did you catch that snap air kiss, or should I send a rescue team?"

"Honour, can I be the school bus in your life? You know, the one that makes your heart wave every time it passes by."

"Did we just win the championship? Because meeting you feels like scoring the ultimate victory point."

"Hey Mimi, you might be an advanced sentry gun but how about we upgrade this to a two-player game?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection, just like when we'd team up in our favorite game."

"Hey Mimi, I may not be an engineer, but I'm sure that with you, we'd create the perfect team fortress."

"Hey there, Honour! Did you win that volleyball tournament or did you just spike my heart?"

"Is your name Volleyball? Cause I'm digging you like an epic save every time I catch a glimpse of you!"

"Hey Honour, do you play volleyball professionally? Because you've spiked my heart rate every time I see you."

"Just like my favorite team, I knew I'd score the moment I saw you."

"You stand up against bullies like a hero; how about we team up for a lifetime?"

"Team? Well, I'm definitely on team 'captivating eyes and intriguing conversations'. Seems like you might be our newest member."

"Are you a Medic from Team Fortress 2? Because my heart needs healing every time I see you."

"We just won the championship, but it seems I've lost my heart to you. Can you help me find it?"

"Are you a volleyball? Because every time I see you, my heart spikes up!"