Top 50 Marching Band Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Marching Band pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You wanna feel my plume?

2. Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

3. Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

4. I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.

5. You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

6. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

7. You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

8. When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

9. You're the band and I'm your score, cause you have me rising.

10. I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

Funny marching band pickup lines

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Hey girl, are you a woodwind? Because you're bari sax-y.

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

What's your uniform number? Cause i'd love to get in those pants.

Your calves must ache, cuz you've been marching through my mind all day.

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?

I'm bisectional.

Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

You make even bib pants look good.

There are so many mallets here but i want nothing except your ma-llet me be with you.

I'll be at side 1, you'll be at side 2 and we'll both be dressing center.

I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

Hey baby, if its not too much treble, I'd like to 'B' with you…naturally.

I wanna tap that snare drum.

I wanna stick my reed in your mouthpiece.

Girl, you give me a tromboner.