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Here are 80 marching band pick up lines for her and flirty marching band rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about marching band that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your marching band rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny marching band pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty marching band joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Marching Band Rizz

A good Marching Band pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You wanna feel my plume?

  2. Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

  3. Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

  4. I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.

  5. You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

  6. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

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What is a good Marching Band pickup line?

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about marching band are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

You're the band and I'm your score, cause you have me rising.

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

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Smooth Marching Band pickup line

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Hey girl, are you a woodwind? Because you're bari sax-y.

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


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I admire your f**... abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

What's your uniform number? Cause i'd love to get in those pants.

Your calves must ache, cuz you've been marching through my mind all day.


It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

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Working Marching Band tinder opener

Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?

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Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

I'm bisectional.

I'd like to blow your horn.

Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

Do you play piccolo because I bet you want a peek down below.

You make even bib pants look good.

There are so many mallets here but i want nothing except your ma-llet me be with you.

I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.


I'll be at side 1, you'll be at side 2 and we'll both be dressing center.

I'll guard you with all my heart

I'll let you in my toaster

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Using good and clever Marching Band hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I'm too sexy for my sabre

I’m gonna make you hit a high note.

If you don't know it, don't blow it.

Is that a baton in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a color guard uniform you are wearing? I think its hot.

Is that a drumstick or are you just happy to see me?

It's saxy time.

Let’s go into the practice room and work on our tonguing.

Long, loud and lubricated.


Looking good in those tight spandex.

Maybe we can have a sectional time..just the two of us.

My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?

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Using these smooth Marching Band pickup lines make her give you her number.

My instructor says I have a great blow technique.

My tuba? Yeah….it takes a strong tongue and soft lips to make this kind of music.

Nice brass

One day, you and I will be as close as Tom Wallace and marching band music.

Pull out or push it in more.

Rifles have nice butts

Sabres Soar, Rifles Rule, Flags are always high, you are a diva in training.

Show me your tan lines, I will show you mine.

That's a nice grand staff you have.


The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"

The theme of this movement is love. Let’s develop it.

This set of drill isn't the only thing gonna leave you out of breath tonight.

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These flirty Marching Band pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Trombones can do it in 7 positions

Wanna swap mouth pieces.

We can finger, tongue and blow at the same time.

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.

What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A bad oboist can kill you.

What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.

When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.

Work that pole.

You light up my world like a picoolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.


You make my heart dropspin

You must be on the color guard, because you make my flag rise.

You wanna see how far I can fit my mouth piece into my mouth?

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You're cuter than a french composition.

You've got all parts of me standing at attention.

Your calves must ache, because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.

Your kisses hit me harder than a solid 7 catch.

You're like a drum. I want to kiss you all night.

Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?

I'll s**... for you

You know I have extra pillow and blanket in the guard room.

Band, horns up!


Blow harder.

In Conclusion

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