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Top 50 Color Guard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Color Guard pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

  2. According to my coordinate sheet your dot is on my bed.

  3. Are you a drum major? Cause I've been watching you all day.

  4. Are you a fermata? because I'd like to hold you.

  5. Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?

  6. Are you the drum major stand because I would climb you all day.

  7. Do you believe in love at first set or should I march by again?

  8. Do you have a band-aid? I’ve seemed to have scraped my knee falling for you.

  9. Do you play piccalo because I bet you want a peek down below.

  10. Do you play the vibraphones? Because I have been getting a good vibe from you.

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Funny color guard pickup lines

Do you want to see me dance with my pole?

Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.

Falling out of love with you is as hard as backwards marching in circles.

Girl, you give me a tromboner.

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Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.

Hey baby, what is your uniform number? Because I would love to get in those pants.

Hey baby! I'm a percussionist. I bang hard.

Hey girl, are you in marching band? Because you just called me to attention.

Hey girl, you make my heart drop spin.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.

How long is your baton?

I just jazzed everywhere.

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Working Color Guard tinder opener

I love how you glitter in the spot light!

I wanna bang that bass drum.

I wanna make you go up an octave.

I wanna stick my reed in your mouthpiece.

I wanna tap that snare drum.

I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

I'll be at side 1, you'll be at side 2 and we'll both be dressing center.

I'll guard you with all my heart

I'll let you in my toaster

I'll strip for you

I'm too sexy for my sabre