Top 50 Lifeguard Pick Up lines
Are you a lifeguard at a pool or a beach? Use these funny and cheesy pick up lines to help you flirt with other people. Use these pick up lines featuring the lifeguard profession to help you score and make the man or woman laugh. Are you a lifeguard, do you work as a lifeguard, or are you a lifeguard? Impress your loved one with these flirts.
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Hey Mr. Lifeguard....swim over here and ride my wave.
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Hey girl, you need a private lifeguard for your bathtub? Dont worry, I'm always ready to jump in and do mouth to mouth if you need me to.
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You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!
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Let me show you my action in large groups while being half naked.
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Keep calm and kiss a lifeguard.
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Just call, I will go wherever you and save you from the forbidding waves of sorrow.
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Babe, I know how to blow life into you.
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I want to watch the stunning golden sunsets with the most beautiful lifeguard like you forever.
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Save a whistle, blow a lifeguard.
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Are you CPR? Because I'm not going to stop doing you until EMS arrives.
Working lifeguard pickup lines
You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Will you help anchor my lifeguard tower by sitting on my lap?
You must be a lifeguard, because you could do CPR after you take my breath away.
Do you know the #1 skill of lifeguard, the ability to pull out to save a life.
I got something that could use a little resuscitation.
Hey girl, are you a swimming pool? Because I legally can't take my eyes off you and I can dive into you anytime.
Can you save me, my dear lifeguard, from drowning further into your beauty and grace?
Are you my lifeguard who will rescue me from the strong currents in life?
Hey babe, wanna see my rescue tube?
Hey girl, wanna play lifeguard? I'll be your whistle and you can blow me all day.
You are going to be fired if the manager found out that you are drowning me in your love.
Don't worry baby I know the rear rescue approach.
Are you a lifeguard, you be Wendy and I be Squints.
I want to be practice CPR on you tonight - even though you are not a plastic CPR dummy.
Are you my life jacket or my lifeguard because you saved me from this vicious current of life?
I want to be the lifeguard that will save your gorgeous smile from drowning in the sea of pain.
I’ll front drive you all night baby.
I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good.
Someone call a lifeguard, because this shark is about to devour you.
If I can't have you, life isn't worth guarding.
Lifeguard: don't stop, can't stop, save lives.
Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you.
Are you the shallow end? Because I want to put my kids in you.
