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Top 50 Nurse Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nurse pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

  2. Your Nursing home or mine?

  3. Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

  4. What's a nice girl like you doing in a nursing home like this?

  5. In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?

  6. Let's play Doctor and Nurse

    And do it without proper protection.

  7. Are you a nurse? Because I want you to be my MedBay.

  8. Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

  9. Girl are you coronavirus in a nursing home?

    Because your looks got us dropping like flies.

  10. How are you feeling?

    I make a great nurse

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You look like you’d make a sexy nurse.

Baby, you make me vasodilate!

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.

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Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

EMTs come when people go down

Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

Hey girl, you're like a car accident, because I can't look away.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

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Working Nurse tinder opener

I can find every pulse in your body!

I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I'm certified to do it!

I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

I have all sorts of protection

I have my own multi-positional bed

I hope you passed CPR because you're taking my breath away

I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.

I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

I'd like to find another doctor. Why? Because I've got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?