Top 22 Scientist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Scientist pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

2. Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

3. I’m not a scientist, but

   I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

4. Hey are you a scientist

   Because I wanna put my d n your a

5. Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

   There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

6. Is your father a nuclear scientist?

   Cause you're a whole atomic bomb

7. Are you a scientist?

   Cause I've been re-searching for you

8. Hey girl I'm a scientist working on a paper.

   I am a philametologist and could use your help on my next work.

9. Are you a scientist

   Because o would like to smack your argon selenium

10. I'm not a scientist but if I was...

    I'd use you as the template for my eugenics program

Funny scientist pickup lines

Are you a scientist?
Because I want to do you on a table, periodically

Hey girl is your parents scientist?

Because they made a bomb

Did you know scientist discovered the reason for global warming?

Its you

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

Girl, I think I've discovered what we both want to be together.

A rocket scientist and an astronaut.

What you do is hard and you get me up there, but I think we both need space.

Hey girl, are you a computer scientist ?
Cuz u just turned my Software into Hardware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you

Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me. (Octopus)

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.