Top 19 Scientist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Scientist pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

2. Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

3. Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

   There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

4. Is your father a nuclear scientist?

   Cause you're a whole atomic bomb

5. Hey girl I'm a scientist working on a paper.

   I am a philametologist and could use your help on my next work.

6. Are you a scientist

   Because o would like to smack your argon selenium

7. I'm not a scientist but if I was...

   I'd use you as the template for my eugenics program

8. Are you a scientist?

   Because I want to do you on a table, periodically

9. Did you know scientist discovered the reason for global warming?

   Its you

10. Hope only the big stars have to use this break-up line... And not me.

    Girl, I think I've discovered what we both want to be together.
    
    A rocket scientist and an astronaut.
    
    What you do is hard and you get me up there, but I think we both need space.

Funny scientist pickup lines

I hope only the big stars have to use this one
I know what we both want to be now.

You'll be my rocket scientist, and I'll be the astronaut.

Your work is hard, you always get me up there so good...

And my work is fast when I shoot off.

But I think it's time that we need space.

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Hey girl, are you a computer scientist ?

Cuz u just turned my Software into Hardware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey girl is your parents scientist?

Because they made a bomb

Are you a forensinec scientist?

Because Ive got some dna for you to collect

Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you

Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me. (Octopus)