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  1. Tonight will be cloudy skies with a 60% chance of anal.

  2. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  3. What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

  4. The high today is going to be 23 degrees. But don't you worry, I'll keep you warm.

  5. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

  6. There's a lower level disturbance in my atmosphere, if you know what I mean...

  7. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

  8. You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

  9. I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

  10. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

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Funny meteorologist pickup lines

I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.

Do you want to absorb my emittance.

Do you want to suction my vortex?

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Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

I'd like to punch your core.

I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

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I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

I've got mad Skillings.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

Is your tornado big enough to chase?

It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

Let me analyze your contours.

ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

My! Your parcels are buoyant.

My! Your tornado is long.