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Top 50 Meteorologist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Meteorologist chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Tonight will be cloudy skies with a 60% chance of anal.

  2. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  3. What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

  4. The high today is going to be 23 degrees. But don't you worry, I'll keep you warm.

  5. There's a lower level disturbance in my atmosphere, if you know what I mean...

  6. Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.

  7. Can I calibrate your instrument?

  8. Can I lift your index?

  9. Can I make your jet stream?

  10. Can I see your weather balloons?

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Funny meteorologist pickup lines

Can I TK your WXP?

Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

Do you want to absorb my emittance.

Do you want to suction my vortex?

Have you ever had multiple vorticies?

Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

I'd like to punch your core.

I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD.

I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

I've got mad Skillings.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

Is your tornado big enough to chase?

It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

Let me analyze your contours.

ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

My! Your parcels are buoyant.

My! Your tornado is long.