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Top 50 Meteorologist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Meteorologist pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Meteorologist tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  2. What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

  3. My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

  4. Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’

  5. Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as hell.

  6. Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my penis.

  7. It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the cock out.

  8. Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

  9. The high today is going to be 23 degrees. But don't you worry, I'll keep you warm.

  10. I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!


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Working meteorologist pickup lines

Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

I can't jerk off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest prick.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

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There's a lower level disturbance in my atmosphere, if you know what I mean...

I’m not a meteorologist but…

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having kiss later.

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.

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I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

I've got mad Skillings.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

Is your tornado big enough to chase?

It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

Let me analyze your contours.

ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

My! Your parcels are buoyant.

My! Your tornado is long.

Nice mammatus.

Nice pair of 88D's.