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Top 50 Climate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Climate chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl, are you climate change?

    Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

  2. Hey Babe, is there global warming... or is that just you?

  3. Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

  4. When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

  5. Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

  6. If you show me your carbon footprint I'll show you mine.

  7. Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

  8. Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

  9. When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

  10. You're so hot I don't even have to alter the data to prove it.

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Funny climate pickup lines

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

Baby, you make me want to get dirtier than clean coal.

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Your renewable energy turns me on and keeps me going all night, how how’s that for efficiency?

I think I just found your tropospheric hotspot.

Do you want to be friends with co-benifits?

You look so hot whenever you're outside.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Are you an environmental charity? Because I think I need to scrutinize your assets.

Are your sea levels rising or are you just happy to see me?

I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.

Hey, wanna go for a romantic walk where the beach used to be?

Our love is a renewable & infinite resource. That's how I know we'll win.

Is it cold outside or are you just excited to see me?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Climate’s important to both me & you.

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

How green is your valley, baby?

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I would never forget a fan like you.

I'm like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

My satellite data is much cooler than your bloated, manipulated surface record.