Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

You're so hot I don't even have to alter the data to prove it.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

I think I just found your tropospheric hotspot.

Do you want to be friends with co-benifits?

You look so hot whenever you're outside.

Are you an environmental charity? Because I think I need to scrutinize your assets.

Are your sea levels rising or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, wanna go for a romantic walk where the beach used to be?

I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.

Our love is a renewable & infinite resource. That's how I know we'll win.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Climate’s important to both me & you.

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

How green is your valley, baby?

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I would never forget a fan like you.

Girl, you’re so beautiful,

If your were in a museum, climate change activists would vandalize you.

I'm like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

My satellite data is much cooler than your bloated, manipulated surface record.

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

Hey girl, are you climate climate?

Cause you are getting hotter with every passing day

Climate change is scary. At least I've got you!

Are you a climate model? Because you are hot.

So, lets get some emission reductions tonight?

I'll be the weather to your climate.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

"Is your name El Niño? Because you've brought a climate change to my world, and now it's flooded with feelings for you."

Don't worry, we don't need more protection, our's is world class.

"Is it a sudden climate change, or did you just raise the temperature with your hotness?"

Save water. Shower in my c**......

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

"Do you believe in climate change? Because whenever you are around, my world starts to heat up!"

Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

"Rushali, your beauty must be causing global warming because you're hotter than any climate change."

"Girl, you're hotter than the climate change we're causing. Let's savor every moment before you migrate."

"I believe in climate change and you don't believe water is wet. Let's date and create more controversial theories."

Girl, you're like the climate crisis. I just can't deny you.

"A woman of mystery, that's me. 🕵️‍♀️ Let's just say I'm somewhere where the climate suits my sunny personality. 😉"

"Since meeting you yesterday, I've had a fever. You must be the hot topic causing my climate change."

"Are you global warming? Because when I'm around you, all my glaciers start to melt."

Are you the reason behind global warming? Because you are really hot.

"Do you believe in climate change? Because when I saw you, the temperature definitely rose."

I like my women like I like my energy. Dirty.

Venus ain't got nothing on you.

"Do you believe in climate change? Because every time I'm around you, even Selbi's dry forest gets a rain shower."

Are you Joe Biden? Because you're changing the climate wherever you go!

I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

"Can I be your ozone layer? I promise to protect your heart from harmful rays."

"Do you believe in climate change? 'Cause just like the sun, I can't help but melt the ice around your heart."

You give me almost as much rise as the sea levels.

"Are you climate change? Because every time I see you, my ice melts."

That look you just gave the Minister of Environment really brings out the colour of your eyes.

Are you called climate change?

Coz things are heating up in here

"Darling, you're hotter than the climate you're jetting off to. Care to explore my wild side before you leave?"

"Hey, if I were to tell you that you have a great sense of humor, would that be seen as an 'ice breaker' or 'climate change'?"

Climate change is real,

Cos when I'm with you my heart melts.

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you in this super hot climate."

"Your beauty is so radiant, it's causing climate change in my heart."

Do you believe in climate change? Because my heart melts for you faster than Bob Katter's ice cream.

I'll give you a target so ambitious, you won't have any choice but to fall for it.

"Is your name 'Climate Change'? Because you're making my world hotter just by being in it."

Girl I love it when you move your assets like that.

"Do you believe in global warming? Because you're heating up my world."

I won't tell anyone how you like to frack...its a proprietary trade secret.

Hey girl, is your kiss a daycare?

Because in the current climate, I'm nervous about dropping my kids off in there, with everyone else's.

Hey, baby. Usually I'm against s**... mining but for you I'll make an exception.

I don't care if it's cold, baby... let's walk to that protest at the Saudi embassy.

Fracking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

I bet your father is an environmentalist , because you are so eco-friendly.

We must be the current Australian climate

Because you’re uncontrollably hot and I’m thirsty beyond belief

You blow my mind like Geothermal Heating Technology!

Wanna go back to my place and work some horizontal leadership?

Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?

Want a relationship full of free, prior & informed consent? We're a match made in heaven

Want to go back to my place for some geospatial analysis?

Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?

We can cut down our water use if we shower together.

We don't need to frack to make the bed rock.

Oh sorry to brush up against you with my h**... shirt, or am I?

What do you and this used soda can have in common? I'm going to pick you up around 7pm.

What do you say we make a Just Transition back to my place?

What is your energy-to-mass ratio?

What time do you get off work? Let's carpool it back to my place

What's 100% organic and likes to party? This guy.

What's your favorite kind of cloud? Mine are cumulus.

When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising...

When I'm near you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising

Why don't we go back to my yurt and plant some seeds?

Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.

Will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that Eco-friendly Hotel across the street

Would you like to hug my tree?

You are hot to the core aren't you?!

You are rarer than only a panda in the mad… and nearly as graceful.

You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?

You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint

You left a carbon footprint…on my heart.

You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal.

You make me want to recycle my frowns into smiles.

You're making me as hot as molten magma.

You're millions of years old – I bet you're experienced.

You're so sexy you make me want to flower.

You’re hence cool, you can take the polar bears rear from extinction.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!

Your sunsets are amazing.

I'm going to vigorously t**... you until explode climatically.

You're so hot, the glaciers are melting.

You throw my center of gravity off.

Can I buy which you drink? In a reusable bottle keep in mind.

I've never seen a better looking isthmus.

My heart is an iceberg in your own presence… it melts.

Please don't tell me that's an impermeable rock.

Let's get sweaty like Al Gore

Did you say spelunking?

I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please s**... it gently

Do you believe in the big kiss theory?

Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…

Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me

Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.

Are all your appliances energy efficient? Because when I saw you the room became more environmentally friendly!

How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.

Baby, all the ones other guys are unsustainable. Pay attention, I’ve got a environment friendly resource. We can go all night.

Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets

Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy.