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Top 50 Meteorologist Weatherman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Meteorologist Weatherman pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

  2. I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

  3. You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

  4. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

  5. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

  6. I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

  7. Can I calibrate your instrument?

  8. Can I lift your index?

  9. Can I make your jet stream?

  10. Can I see your weather balloons?

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Funny meteorologist weatherman pickup lines

Can I TK your WXP?

Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

Do you want to absorb my emittance.

Do you want to suction my vortex?

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Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

I'd like to punch your core.

I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

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I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

I've got mad Skillings.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

Is your tornado big enough to chase?

It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

Let me analyze your contours.

ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

My! Your parcels are buoyant.

My! Your tornado is long.