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Top 50 Meteorologist Weatherman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Meteorologist Weatherman pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Meteorologist Weatherman conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

  2. Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as hell.

  3. Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’

  4. Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my penis.

  5. It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the cock out.

  6. Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

  7. I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

  8. Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

  9. I can't jerk off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

  10. The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest prick.


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Working meteorologist weatherman pickup lines

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having kiss later.

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Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

I'd like to punch your core.

I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

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I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

I've got mad Skillings.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

Is your tornado big enough to chase?

It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

Let me analyze your contours.

ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

My! Your parcels are buoyant.

My! Your tornado is long.

Nice mammatus.

Nice pair of 88D's.