"Are you an ice cream cone? Because you’re definitely melting my heart in this heat!"

"If you’re going to die from this heat, can I at least be your last fan?"

"Don't know about the weather, but you certainly turned up the heat when I met you yesterday."

"Are you a heatwave? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered!"

"If the sun’s too hot, let me be your shade; with you by my side, no worries invade."

"Is it raining or is it just you dropping some serious hotness over here?"

Are you the sun? Because you're hot enough to melt all this snow.

As sweltering as this weather may be, you bring a cool breeze to my sea.

If we were popsicles, you'd be the one that makes my brain freeze in this heat.

Are you a heatwave? Because you make my heart melt even in the scorching sun!

"If the heat is too much, let me be your cool breeze—care to share some shade together?"

"Is it just the weather or is your smoking hot presence turning up the heat around here?"

Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.

"Is it just the weather or did you turn up the heat with your gorgeous looks and irresistible vibe?"

Ugh, the struggle is real! Have you found any remedies that help? I'm all about those cozy blankets and hot drinks when I'm feeling under the weather.

"Is it just the weather, or did you just raise the temperature with that smoldering smile?"

"Ah, so you don't live here? Must explain why the local weather isn't as hot as you."

"Is it just the weather, or are you responsible for this sudden rise in temperature?"

"Is it just the weather, or are you responsible for this heat wave? Because girl, you're scorching hot."

"Is it just the weather or did you just turn up the temperature in here with your radiance?"

"Is it just the weather or did you just raise the temperature with your smoldering hotness?"

"Is it just the weather or did you turn up the heat, because baby, you're hotter than a summer inferno."

"Is it just the weather, or are you the reason it's suddenly gotten incredibly hot in here?"

"Are you made of sunshine? Because your warmth is making me melt in this hot weather!"

"Are you a heatwave? Because you’ve got me melting faster than ice cream on a summer sidewalk!"

"Is it just the weather or is your smile making everything around here sizzle?"

Is it hot out here, or is it just you? Either way, I'm loving the view.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot today, you're definitely raising the temperature.

"Is it just the weather or did you just raise the temperature with your incredibly hot presence?"

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

"If you’re gonna die from the heat, at least let me be your cold drink to cool you down!"

"Sardi lag gyi toh? Time for a hot coffee date then, where I promise my jokes will be cooler than the weather! 😄"

"Did you just come from the sun? Because you're hotter than any weather forecast could predict."

"Is it just the weather or did you just raise the temperature in here with your stunning beauty?"

Are you the weather forecast? Because you just made my temperature rise with your hotness.

"Is it just the weather, or did you just raise the temperature with your smokin' hot beauty?"

Are you the sun? Because you're burning me up with that sizzling summer heat.

"If the heat is making you melt, I’d love to be your ice cream on a sunny day."

"Is it hot out, or did you just bring your own personal sun? Either way, I need shades!"

"Is it just the weather or did you just give me chills with your icy hot beauty?"

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just you making this weather even more beautiful?

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just you? Because you're definitely turning up the heat.

"Is it just me, or did the temperature rise as soon as you walked in? You’re like a heatwave!"

"In this heat, you shine like the sun, your beauty's a blaze, let's cool off and have some fun."

"How about we turn this scorching day into a refreshing adventure? I promise to keep you cool!"

"If the heat is too much, let’s make a snowman and chill together!"

"Though the weather’s hot and you feel the burn, your charm's like a breeze, it's my heart you turn."

"Is it just the weather, or is it your smile that's making the temperature rise around here?"

"Well, I can't control the weather, but I could suggest a cool movie to take your mind off the heat. Ever watched 'Inception'?"

Did it just get hotter or is it just you radiating all this sunshine today?

"With those gorgeous looks, even the sun’s jealous; let me be the shade you need this summer."

The only thing hotter than today is your body.

There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.

This greenhouse is so hot and sultry.

Want to compare tan lines, or just show me yours?

Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?

We should go back to my house and make some lunch.

We should go climb this tree and make a cute fort.

What is this, a casting call for Baywatch?

You brought so much good food, I wonder what we can do with it all…

You had me at “Hel---lllp! A shark ate my surfboard!”

You just caused a heat wave, because that's how hot you are.

You know what I always say: Make love, not Nerf war.

You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.

You make me so hot I want to dive into this cooler.

It's a hot h**... day today in Arizona. But don't worry, it's a dry h**....

I’ve been watching you kayak, and I’m totally in oar of you.

I’m only here on holiday, let’s take full advantage of it.

I’d like to dive into that body… of water.

I'm going to put my car keys inside my shoe on the beach, where no one would ever think to find them, and let you drive me crazy, girrrl.

I prefer the European version of sunbathing.

I LOVE corn on the cob.

I love all the rides at the county fair but I love eating corn dogs the most.

I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smoking hot.

I have a double wide hammock in my yard.

I don’t need to cool off, I love the heat.

How's your warm sector?

How about I serve you some cold brew coffee tomorrow morning at my place?

Hey, you’re so sticky!

Hey ladies, I go down every night. (Sun)

Have you been hitting the gym? Because this air is conditioned.

Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.

Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.

Do you love hot summer knights? Because I’m killer at Dungeons and Dragons.

Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?

Can you help me with my organic sunscreen, it’s a little hard to smear in.

Can I share my music festival tent with you?

Are you related to the sun?...Because running into you just brightened up my day!

(To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!

(Sung) Do you like drinking Pina Coladas in the dunes of the Cape?

I love doing the back float.

What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!

Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.

Baby, you're so hot I only need four layers.

Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!

This current is so strong, who knows where it will take us.

You're as hot as a desert summer.

Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?

If it weren't for the summer sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

I’ve got a few ideas for that surfboard leash.

Is it just me, or are summer rainstorms super hot?

Is it pronounced tong or thong?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or just a stream of sweat pouring down the inside of your thighs and round the backs of your knees thanks to 90% relative humidity?

Is that an inflatable mattress?

Is that snorkel bigger than most?

Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that sunscreen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.

Oh you do the doggie paddle, what else do you like to do that dogs do?

Oh, your lips are sunburned, let me help them.

So you’re the new day camp director?

That’s a crazy burn line. How far up does it go?

The next time someone tells you to put on a life preserver, remember: I’m a registered beach patroller, and I'm one size fits all.