Top 50 Hottest Pick Up lines

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1. I'm gonna sue spotify

   For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

2. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

   They forgot to list you in their hottest singles

3. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

   You were in the hottest singles this week

4. My Spotify sucks.

   It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

5. I just ended my spotify subscription

   Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month

6. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

   For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

7. Is your mom in the air force?

   Cause she dropped the hottest bomb

8. Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

9. I gotta question

   Apple Music or Spotify
   Did you see the glitch earlier?
   
   
   You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

10. I might sue Spotify

    Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Funny hottest pickup lines

Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

You're the hottest thing since fire.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

I’m so mad at Spotify
Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.

Are you a flight of margaritas?

Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Did you see the mistake they did on the music charts?

They forgot to list you as the hottest single

(For well educated girl) I think you are the hottest one around!!

Cause you have the highest number of Degrees!!

Hey girl, are you on Spotify?

Because you are the hottest single of the week.

I'm gonna have to report spotify, it didnt show you on hottest singles this week

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

I lowkey wanna complain to spotify

I lowkey wanna complan to spotify coz u’re not on the hottest single of the week

Hey, Are you a Jihadist ?

No?
Because Gee You're Da Hottest!

You're so sexy, the stardust that made you must have come from the hottest star.

Are you the sun?

Cause your the hottest thing I see

Hey girl,are you Mexican?

Coz you are the hottest food I've ever seen.

Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.

The large hadron collider is said to be the hottest thing in the entire universe

But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else