Is your mom in the air force?

Cause she dropped the hottest bomb

Spotify is such a scam

Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Science is a lie...

They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you

*walk up to them and tap their shoulder with a little boom sound effect*

Hi, i identify as a heat-seeking missile. I think I may of found the hottest thing in the room!

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

You're the hottest thing since fire.

Are you a song? because your spotify's hottest single

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Has Spotify contacts you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.

Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Are you a toaster? Because you are the hottest thing that I have eaten from.

I must say that high school was h**..., but you were the hottest thing there.

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.

Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.

Are you a flight of margaritas?

Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I’ve seen you on Spotify

I’m sure I’ve seen you on Spotify, the uk’s #1 Hottest single

"Excuse me, but your freshman glow outshines the hottest stars, can I be your study buddy?"

"If working out was a crime, your selfie would be the hottest evidence."

"What if we write our own love story instead of a 1500-word essay, proving we're the hottest couple alive?"

"If you were a song, you'd be the hottest hit on the charts and I'm all tuned in for your love."

Did you see the mistake they did on the music charts?

They forgot to list you as the hottest single

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

"My boyfriend plows better than any tractor, his chiseled body makes this farm the hottest field around."

"Just like a lysosome, you're essential to my life's process, and definitely the hottest part of my cell."

"Your beauty blazes brighter than the hottest flame, igniting a desire in me that's impossible to tame."

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

"Beautiful Moon, your radiance outshines the hottest Cheetos, in your gaze I find infinite cosmos."

"Your photos are a feast for my eyes, but I'm craving that extra spice - your hottest pic, my sweet surprise."

"You're the hottest export this country's had, fancy a last taste of domestic bliss before takeoff?"

"You've ignited a fire in me that even your hottest pictures can't quench; how about we fan these flames together?"

"Your beauty could make any picture a masterpiece. Fancy sharing your hottest snap to brighten up my day?"

"Are you the headliner? Because in the festival of my heart, you're the hottest ticket."

"Is your name Summer? Because you're the hottest thing I've seen all year."

"Is your fever as high as my interest? Because you're the hottest Omani girl I've ever seen."

If it weren't for the desert sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

(For well educated girl) I think you are the hottest one around!!

Cause you have the highest number of Degrees!!

"Your smile is like the hottest salsa, dangerously tempting and addictively spicy."

"Seeing your pictures sets my heart on fire; but darling, your hottest picture yet, is my ultimate desire."

"Your curves in that outfit are turning this mirror into the hottest reality show."

"Is your hair's smoky smell a new perfume? Even half-burnt, you're the hottest thing in here."

"Just like the hottest trend, you've instantly become my obsession. How about we set a new trend together?"

Hey girl, are you on Spotify?

Because you are the hottest single of the week.

"Your photos don't just capture your beauty, they ignite a spark that even the hottest inferno can't match."

"Do you have a fever? Because even with your chill, you're still the hottest girl in the room."

"Looking pretty as ever today, how about we paint the town red by being the hottest couple around?"

I'm gonna have to report spotify, it didnt show you on hottest singles this week

"Is your body a melody? Because it's the hottest tune I've ever seen, and I can't get it out of my head."

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

I lowkey wanna complain to spotify

I lowkey wanna complan to spotify coz u’re not on the hottest single of the week

"Your loud laugh is my favorite song, and darling, you're the hottest short story I'd love to write."

"Are your hands cold? Because they're covering the hottest part of the universe."

"Is your name Cappuccino? Because you're brewing a storm in my heart, steamier than the hottest espresso."

Hey, Are you a Jihadist ?

No?
Because Gee You're Da Hottest!

"Are we in the desert? Because your smile is outshining even the hottest sun."

"If beauty were a sin, you'd surely be hell's hottest attraction."

"Is your body temperature higher than normal? Because you're the hottest doctor I've ever seen."

"Just when I thought water was the hottest thing in this bathroom, then there's you, defining steamy in a whole new way."

"You're like the hottest salsa in town, one taste and I'm hooked, needing more of your fiery flavor."

"Are you a flame? Because you're the hottest thing I've ever seen, and all I want is to get burned."

"Are you a devil? Because your love is like hellfire in my heart, and trust me, it's the hottest thing ever!"