Is your mom in the air force?

Cause she dropped the hottest bomb

Spotify is such a scam

Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Science is a lie...

They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you

*walk up to them and tap their shoulder with a little boom sound effect*

Hi, i identify as a heat-seeking missile. I think I may of found the hottest thing in the room!

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

You're the hottest thing since fire.

Are you a song? because your spotify's hottest single

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Has Spotify contacts you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.

Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Are you a toaster? Because you are the hottest thing that I have eaten from.

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

I must say that high school was h**..., but you were the hottest thing there.

Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.

Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.

Are you a flight of margaritas?

Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I’ve seen you on Spotify

I’m sure I’ve seen you on Spotify, the uk’s #1 Hottest single

"Excuse me, but your freshman glow outshines the hottest stars, can I be your study buddy?"

"If looks could kill, you'd be the hottest crime scene I've ever seen. Mind if I investigate?"

"If working out was a crime, your selfie would be the hottest evidence."

Did you see the mistake they did on the music charts?

They forgot to list you as the hottest single

"If you were a song, you'd be the hottest hit on the charts and I'm all tuned in for your love."

You must be the hottest attraction here, because my heart is racing faster than a waterslide ride.

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

"Even though you can't handle spice, your sweetness outshines the hottest chili any day."

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

"Just like a lysosome, you're essential to my life's process, and definitely the hottest part of my cell."

If you were a vase, you'd be the hottest one in the gallery. Just like your mom 😏

"If you were a chili pepper, you'd be the hottest one on the menu—simply irresistible and unforgettable."

"Your beauty blazes brighter than the hottest flame, igniting a desire in me that's impossible to tame."

"My boyfriend plows better than any tractor, his chiseled body makes this farm the hottest field around."

"You're the hottest export this country's had, fancy a last taste of domestic bliss before takeoff?"

"Beautiful Moon, your radiance outshines the hottest Cheetos, in your gaze I find infinite cosmos."

"Your photos are a feast for my eyes, but I'm craving that extra spice - your hottest pic, my sweet surprise."

"You've ignited a fire in me that even your hottest pictures can't quench; how about we fan these flames together?"

"Are you the headliner? Because in the festival of my heart, you're the hottest ticket."

Are you a sculpted masterpiece, with curves so divine? You're the hottest star in this universe, and you shine.

"Is your mirror selfie on fire? Because you're the hottest thing in the frame."

Even after a shower, you're still the hottest thing in the room.

"Your beauty could make any picture a masterpiece. Fancy sharing your hottest snap to brighten up my day?"

I’ve seen you on Spotify

I’m sure I’ve seen you on Spotify, the uk’s #1 Hottest single

(For well educated girl) I think you are the hottest one around!!

Cause you have the highest number of Degrees!!

"With those stunning brows and that nose ring, you might just be the hottest distraction I've ever had."

"Is your name Summer? Because you're the hottest thing I've seen all year."

If it weren't for the desert sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

"Your smile is like the hottest salsa, dangerously tempting and addictively spicy."

"Your curves in that outfit are turning this mirror into the hottest reality show."

"Is your hair's smoky smell a new perfume? Even half-burnt, you're the hottest thing in here."

"Seeing your pictures sets my heart on fire; but darling, your hottest picture yet, is my ultimate desire."

"Excuse me, but are we in a dream? Because you’re the hottest fantasy I never want to wake from."

If you were a noodle, you'd be the hottest one in the pot, boiling over with flavor.

Are you a baker? Because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen in that bikini photo.

"Just like the hottest trend, you've instantly become my obsession. How about we set a new trend together?"

"Your photos don't just capture your beauty, they ignite a spark that even the hottest inferno can't match."

Hey girl, are you on Spotify?

Because you are the hottest single of the week.

"You may call yourself a potato, but you’re the hottest one I’ve ever seen; can I have a taste?"

Your feathers may be ruffled, but I still think you're the hottest chick around.

"Do you have a fever? Because even with your chill, you're still the hottest girl in the room."

"If you were a tank, you'd be the hottest one on the battlefield, and I'd love to be your commander."

"Looking pretty as ever today, how about we paint the town red by being the hottest couple around?"

"Is it just me, or does that outfit make you look like the main event of tonight's hottest date?"

"I may not be a club-goer, but with you around, any place feels like the hottest spot in town."

"Did your vote come with a warning? Because you've definitely elected yourself as the hottest thing in this room!"

"Is your body a melody? Because it's the hottest tune I've ever seen, and I can't get it out of my head."

I'm gonna have to report spotify, it didnt show you on hottest singles this week

"That nose ring just made you the hottest flame in the room—mind if I get a closer look?"

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

I lowkey wanna complain to spotify

I lowkey wanna complan to spotify coz u’re not on the hottest single of the week

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Because you're the hottest thing in here."

"Is it just me, or are you the hottest addiction I've ever had? I need another fix of your beauty!"

"Even if you're a potato, you must be the hottest one in the garden—mind if I dig deeper?"

If you were an air fryer, you'd be the hottest one in the kitchen.

"Is your name Cappuccino? Because you're brewing a storm in my heart, steamier than the hottest espresso."

You're spicier than the hottest salsa - let's taco 'bout our chemistry over dinner sometime.

"Your loud laugh is my favorite song, and darling, you're the hottest short story I'd love to write."

"You know, with your curves and a little gym time, you'll be the hottest thing around—I'm here to cheer you on!"

"Is your name Kynti or should I call you mine? Because you're the hottest thing I've seen all night."

"Are we in the desert? Because your smile is outshining even the hottest sun."

"You must be the hottest vampire hunter around, because you're making my undead heart skip a beat."

Hey, Are you a Jihadist ?

No?
Because Gee You're Da Hottest!

"Are you a fallen angel? Because heaven is missing its hottest member."

"Just when I thought water was the hottest thing in this bathroom, then there's you, defining steamy in a whole new way."

"If beauty were a sin, you'd surely be hell's hottest attraction."

"You're like the hottest salsa in town, one taste and I'm hooked, needing more of your fiery flavor."

"If you were a fire, you'd be the hottest flame I've ever seen."

Are you a math class? Because you're adding up to be the hottest equation I've ever seen.

"Are you a flame? Because you're the hottest thing I've ever seen, and all I want is to get burned."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're the hottest thing I've seen all day."

"Just your number would be nice; I've heard it’s the hottest thing on the menu tonight."

"Even if you're a potato, you’re the hottest one I've ever seen—can I mash my feelings with yours?"

Are you made of fire? Because even when you're angry, you're still the hottest thing around.

"As a trendsetter, I always spot the best, and clearly, you're the hottest trend this season."

"Are you a scene from Daddy's Pornstar? Because your confidence is the hottest thing I've ever seen."

"I run a business that's all about passion—want to be my hottest investment?"

"Your beauty outshines even the hottest IG filters, so how about we add some real-life magic to the mix?"

"Excuse me, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven is missing its hottest angel."

"I thought global warming was a myth until I met you, the hottest thing on Earth."

"If you were a Takis flavor, you'd be the hottest one—too irresistible to resist!"

"Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for plus, you're the hottest mom on the playground."

Are you a baker? Because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen. Let's toast to that!

Eamon, are you red because you're the hottest player in my Roblox game?

"Waking up to thoughts of you is the hottest part of my day—let’s make it even steamy!"

"Is your beauty a camera? Because every time I look at you, I wish I could capture your hottest picture."

"Your beauty could outshine Wikipedia's hottest entry, want to link up and write our own sizzling page?"

"Your shower selfie could make every raindrop jealous; it's the hottest water show I've ever seen."

"You and your sister are the hottest duo I've ever seen, ready to turn this fun video into a wild reality?"

"Can I make your photo my wallpaper? I promise, it’ll be the hottest view I get all day!"

"Is it just the wind, or did you just make this hoodie look like the hottest fashion statement?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially the 'hot' in 'hottest bestie'."

Is it just me, or do you make me hotter than Wingstop's hottest sauce?

"You're so sexy, you'd put the hottest Instagram models to shame. Mind if I snap a picture?"

You're so sexy, the stardust that made you must have come from the hottest star.

If you were a bunny, you'd be the hottest one around. Ready to hop into some fun together?

I’m complaining to Spotify because…

You weren’t this week’s hottest single

Did it hurt when you fell from the curb edge? Because you're the hottest thing I've seen.

If you were a naughty toy, you'd be the hottest one on my wishlist. Let's play together sometime.

"Is it just me, or does that school dress make you look like the hottest lesson I’ve ever wanted to learn?"

Hey girl, your nipple piercing is making my heart race - it's the hottest accessory I've ever seen.

"Even as a potato, you're still the hottest thing around—let's make some mashed memories together!"

"Even with a fever, you're the hottest girl in the room."

Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.

"I must say, you’re making that tub look like the hottest spot in town. Mind if I join you?"

Are you the sun?

Cause your the hottest thing I see

Your beauty is a flame that can't be tamed, even in the hottest roast, you remain untamed.

Hey girl,are you Mexican?

Coz you are the hottest food I've ever seen.