Top 50 Hottest Pick Up lines

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1. I'm gonna sue spotify

   For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

2. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

   They forgot to list you in their hottest singles

3. Is your mom in the air force?

   Cause she dropped the hottest bomb

4. Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

5. I gotta question

   Apple Music or Spotify
   Did you see the glitch earlier?
   
   
   You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

6. I might sue Spotify

   Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

7. Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.

8. Apple Music or Spotify?

   Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
   Her: what glitch?
   Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

9. You're the hottest thing since fire.

10. ITunes made a big mistake

    It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Funny hottest pickup lines

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.

I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

(For well educated girl) I think you are the hottest one around!!

Cause you have the highest number of Degrees!!

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Hey, Are you a Jihadist ?

No?
Because Gee You're Da Hottest!

Are you the sun?

Cause your the hottest thing I see

Hey girl,are you Mexican?

Coz you are the hottest food I've ever seen.

Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.

The large hadron collider is said to be the hottest thing in the entire universe

But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else

Hotness next only to sun.

Hey girl ! What if i tell you that if the sun were to suddenly disappear, you'd be the hottest entity in the solar system.

Probably depends on her sense of humor...

Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen.

Her: what's the first?

Me: you/2.
I'm a psycho

So many stars...

Yet you are the hottest one here!

Are you a kugelblitz?

Because you’re the hottest fucking thing in the universe.

Dayum are you the Saharan Desert?

Cuz you’re the hottest.

I'm gonna have to complain to Spotify...

Cause when I clicked on 'this weeks hottest single' you weren't there

Tinder

My Spotify must be broken because I don’t see you on the top ten hottest singles list