I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

You like c_ddles and I like k_ssing

And we both know exactly what's missing

Are you my KFC order?

Because I’m missing two thighs!

Are you my will to live?

Because I miss having you around

S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

Are you from Mississippi, because your the only miss whose piss I’d sippy

I love to c_ddle and k_ss but there are two things missing

The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

I miss out the ingredients for my pizza, and that's you.

Good night! I shall miss you til morning.

The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

You can’t be a stormtrooper because you aimed at my heart and didn’t miss.

Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

Baby, you're the missing piece of my heart container.

You are the missing piece in my life-set.

Are you breakfast

Three punchlines
A:because i miss you often
B:because you go good with milk ;)
C:because you acting kind of fruity

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

Are you Fernando Torres?

Because I miss the old you.

Why not missing out in my writing?

Miss, if your shamrocks need some bangers, I got the shortest sausage for you!

I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

Missing you is like soccer without a ball.

Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

Let me be your Missing Link.

all these forks and knives

But I'm still missing a little spoon

Something is missing from my sol.

I think it’s U

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

Hey Miss, I'm a Pirate, so I was wondering if I could plunder your booty.

(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.

Here miss, let me give you a hand.

Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

Are you a target?

Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.

Miss, step aside please I need to check you...

Cause I think you have stolen my heart

- Day 80

Have you heard about the new restaurant in town? Apparently they have everything.

The only thing their missing is me n u.

Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again.

Hey baby! I can help you find the thick iron rod if it gets missing in the midst of darkness.

Are you breakfast, because I miss you often.

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

I am the missing sock that you have been looking for. Now we could explore the world together.

Girl, are you missing a trampoline? Because I am never bouncing on you.

Are you the sun?

Because you are bright everyday and I miss you every night

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you are missing a man to catch your fall.

Babe, the only moon missing is our honey moon.

Babe you a queen? Because you are missing a scepter and my ball.

You must be my missing glasses, you help me see this world in a better and beautiful way.

Hey, are you my missing sock? Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you.

I think you missed the target because you shot my heart.

You must be a missing tote because im searching everywhere for you.

I think you're the missing piece to my tri-force.

All I'm missing is the little spoon for my cuddle buddy.

I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.

If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.

My life had been incomplete all this time. You are the missing sock that I have been looking for.

I don't want to blink, because I would miss a second of your TikTok.

Babe, the only thing missing in my Boba tea is your milk.

1-2-3-4-5-_ which number is missing?

Yours.

My chess set is still missing a queen until I found you.

Excuse me, miss, while I pick up my jaw.

I only miss you when I’m breathing.

Damn girl are you from Mississippi?

Cuz you're the only miss who's piss i sippie

The top of my tree is missing a angel like you.

Don't miss this moment because I bribed that handsome lift guy to halt the ride.

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

Primus must be missing an angel.

You missing a set of anchors? Because I would like to go in hard.

Are you my missing twin? Because we would dance well together.

I am making a list of numbers from 1-100 but I'm missing the first number...

Will you be the one?

Hey girl, this buffet place is missing one best dessert, you.

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so I can call you when I miss you.

Girl, I got the bacon and I am missing some eggs on top of me.

Girl, did you steal my drum stick? Because my heart missed a beat when I saw you.

Missing a stud? I got wood for you.

Are you missing a bone? Because I got something hard to put inside you.

My deck of cards only has 51 cards. I am missing you as my queen of hearts.

Am I feeling butterfly in my stomach right now or did I just miss my booster?

You're the bulls-eye, and my arrow never misses.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Are you a target? Because I miss you.

Are you breakfast?

Cuz I miss you a lot

Stalker: Don't Blink...or you'll miss me!

Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you.

Missing you? Well, let's just say my playlist could use some new vibes—care to help me pick a song that reminds you of our chats?

"Like stars that fade when dawn breaks through, every sunrise reminds me how much I miss you."

"Are you a magician? Because every moment without you feels like an eternity; I just want to make magic together."

"I must be missing a puzzle piece because every moment away from you leaves me craving your irresistible charm."

Are you a puzzle piece? Because without you, my heart feels like it's missing a vital part.

You're the missing piece to complete my puzzle, let's explore each other's pleasure in a playful huddle.

"Is it just me or is the missing piece in this picture your hand fitting perfectly in mine?"

Oh, you're totally missing out! Let me take you to the best Tex-Mex spot in town sometime.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... which is ironic because I never miss a meal!

Like a puzzle missing its final piece, you complete me - every part of you is proud and free.

I bet wherever you went is missing a little sunshine now that you're not there. Let's remedy that soon.

"Just like insulin, you're the missing piece in my life that keeps everything sweet and in balance."

Are you a mathematician? Because you're the missing variable in my equation, sigma beautiful.

Excuse me miss, are you a dog lover? Because I see you've already stolen my heart like a puppy!

"You're like a puzzle that's worth every effort, don't give up now, I'd love to be the piece you're missing."

"Are you a Cube Rizz? Because you're the missing piece in my life's puzzle."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at my phone, it says your number is the one that's missing."

to impress her with your cooking skills.

"Is your name Cilantro? Because I feel like I've found the missing ingredient to my heart's recipe."

"You missed me? Sweetheart, I've been craving your touch like a thirsty man craves water in the desert."

"Feeling lost? Because heaven's missing an angel who knows just how to misbehave."

"Is it just me or does everything look cleaner when I'm missing your captivating presence?"

"Are you a phantom in the night? Because every time I close my eyes, I can't BOO-lieve how much I miss you."

"Excuse me miss, does the word 'cutie' come with a copyright? Because you're absolutely defining it."

"I must be a suspect, because I can't escape your captivating gaze, miss officer."

"Like a star misses the night, my heart yearns for you, sweetest sight."

"Excuse me, miss, but your smile is so bright, it's putting all the stars in the night sky to shame."

"Those strong arms of yours are just missing one thing - a one-way ticket to wrap around me tonight."

"Holding your hand feels like finding a missing puzzle piece, can we complete the picture together?"

"Like a sniper, when it comes to love, I never miss my shot. Are you ready to be hit?"