Are you a broken pencil?

Because life without you is pointless <3

What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

My watch is broken

It keeps saying it’s time you came back to my place.

Girl, are you a broken record player

Because I have you stuck in my head

I think reddit is broken...

I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

Is your defense broken? Because this monster is ready to p**... you.

My phone screen has never been broken, since I got it.

Imagine if I hold your heart.

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Hey babe, are you a camera with broken lens? Because damn, I can’t focus.

Are you band aid? Because seeing you patches my broken heart.

You got a broken car? I will fix it so it could ride to your broken heart.

Google maps is broken.

It didn't give me the directions to your heart.

Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.

Your mirror is broken, because I can't see myself without you.

"With that resilience of recovering from a broken wrist thrice, how about we break the ice with a dance?"

"Like mosaic in broken glass, your allure is unsurpassed; in your gaze I bask, for it leaves me aghast."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because those curves look like they landed perfectly!

"Are you sure it was a homeless guy who proposed and not Cupid? 'Cause my heart's certainly homeless without you."

"Is your keyboard broken? Because I can't help but notice we're missing some keys to a great conversation."

"Darling, I promise I'm no homeless man, but the idea of proposing to you isn't far-fetched at all."

"Do you also fix broken hearts with those lash tools, or is making them skip a beat your only specialty?"

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

Your smile's a work of art, it mends my broken heart, you're the missing part.

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in all these broken promises and phobias!"

Are you a broken mirror? Because I can see all your flaws and still think you're stunning.

"Seems like your DM's broken; let me fix it with a candlelit dinner, starry-eyed conversations, and a hint of seduction."

"Is your smile a bandage? Because every time you beam, it heals my broken heart a little more."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, all my past heartbreaks suddenly disappear."

"Infinite desire, soul without end, with your compassion, my broken heart you mend."

If looks could shatter glass, you must have broken a thousand windows with that dazzling smile.

My dive watch is broken, can I have a little of your time?

It's okay to have your guard up. Let me show you what real love and support feel like.

"Is your follow button broken? Because when I click on it, it doesn't lead me to your heart."

"They say third time's the charm, but with you, it was love at first sight. Let's not wait for appendicitis round three."

That's understandable, but don't let past experiences dampen your spirit. Your vulnerability is beautiful and shows your strength.

"Even with my broken heart, it still beats faster every time I see your smile."

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. That's how much I miss our connection."

"I'm an industrial maintenance technician, but the only system I'm interested in repairing is your broken heart."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil, it's pointless and lacks all the vibrant colors."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my sense of style."

"When are you coming back? Because my life is like a broken compass without your magnetic attraction."

"Are you a surgeon? Because every time I look into your eyes, you seem to mend my broken heart."

"Your Instagram DMs may be broken, but how about breaking the ice here with me?"

"Are you the 'W' in W Rizz? Because without you, I feel like a broken URL."

Don't worry, I'll be careful with your heart, it's the most irreplaceable thing of all.

"Excuse me, but I think my phone is broken...it's missing your number. Could you help me fix it?"

"Awwww? Has my charm broken through already? I hope your 'aww' insurance is up to date!"

Are you a broken escalator? Because even if no one's shown you love, I'm willing to step up.

Haha, you've got a good eye for accuracy! Like a broken clock, I'm right at least twice a day. 😉

Are you a nurse? Because you have the healing touch that could mend any broken heart.

"Your resilience astounds me; after breaking your wrist thrice, you still have the strength to steal my heart."

Are you chiropractor

Cause I have broken my back to carry this conversation

"Your lie detector might be broken because it's so obvious you can't resist having a date with me."

Are you a broken record? Because I can't get enough of your constant complaints!

I think my phone is broken

It’s missing your number

"Your love's more vast than the ocean deep, my apologies a pebble's leap; let's mend what's broken, Love, not weep."

"I might've broken NNN, but darling, the only rule I can't break is not falling for your breathtaking beauty."

I bet you have a magical touch! Want to see if you can heal my broken heart? 😉

"Your smile is so powerful, it could mend any broken heart. Care to work that magic on mine?"

"If stopping these lines means losing the chance to make you smile, then call me a broken pencil—I'm pointless without them!"

"Are you a band-aid? Because I just fell for you and I need something to patch up this broken heart."

Wow, I guess that makes you an expert in bandaging broken hearts too! What’s your go-to remedy for a bad day?

"Haha, well I think there's something charming about a man who can fix up his own bowtie. Keep it messy, it adds character."

"Despite life's shattered paths, your resilience astounds, in every broken piece, a hidden beauty is found."

Is your keyboard broken? Because every time I see you type, it's like poetry in motion.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. It's either that or my glasses are broken!"

"Are your resilience and charm permanent like that wrist break? Because I find it hard not to fall for you."

True, some things can't be fixed once broken. But with us, I'll make sure we're always sturdy and strong.

"If your condition includes being swept off your feet, then I'm afraid I've already broken it."

"Did a homeless man really propose? Because if you're into unexpected surprises, my love isn't a lie."

Your rearview mirror must be broken, because I can't take my eyes off your perfect behind.

"Appendicitis twice, yet never removed? Guess we both like living dangerously."

I admire your honesty. Let's take it slow and enjoy the journey together. You deserve someone who cherishes you.

Are you a broken compass? Because whenever I'm lost, I always seem to find my way back to you.

"In a world of shattered dreams, you're the broken glass gleaming; your beauty unseen, like a diamond's sheen."

"Do you believe in biology? Because together, we could be the ultimate support system—no broken hearts allowed!"

"Can I borrow your phone? Mine's broken... it's missing your number."

Impressive! I guess that means you can handle both building things and fixing a broken heart. Consider me intrigued!

"You must be a White Mage because you've completely healed my broken heart with your love."

"Is your resilience a magnet? Because hearing about your wrist and appendicitis, I'm irresistibly drawn."

"Breaking your wrist three times? Guess falling for me won't be as hard!"

Is my radiator broken?

Or someone really hot, just walked in.

"Well, I guess your beauty must have broken my app. Mind sending them again?"

"Can you prescribe sushi for a broken heart? If not, how about a virtual date over sake and sashimi?"

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because my heart's broken, and I believe only you can mend it."

Are you a broken elevator? Because I want to take you up and down like daddy's approval rating.

"Do you believe in physical therapy? Because your smile just healed my broken heart in an instant."

"Did your ex leave you feeling like a broken compass? Because I can be your true north."

"I may not be a doctor, but with your appendicitis history, I'd pledge to heal your heart every time it aches."

"Is your pocket mirror broken? Because I believe it's time for you to see a true reflection of passion."

"Seems like your DMs are broken. How about we fix that with a real-life conversation over wine tonight?"

"You've mended your broken heart with grace; how about we build new memories in its place?"

"You've broken your wrist thrice, but it's your captivating resilience that truly stole my heart."

"Can I call you my cardiologist? Because you seem to have the magic touch to mend my shattered heart."

"Is your camera broken? Because every time I look at you, it captures perfection."

"Is your follow button broken? Cause I've been trying to click my way into your amazing online world."

"Your resilience is attractive; after 2 bouts of appendicitis and 3 broken wrists, how about surrendering to my charms?"

Are you a computer technician? Because you've got me feeling hot and in need of a good fix.

"Is your follow button broken, or are you just playing hard to get? Either way, I'm captivated."

"Hey there, is your DM broken? Because my heart stopped working the moment I saw your stunning pictures."

"Is your Instagram DM broken, or is it just waiting for someone intriguing like me to light up your notifications?"

Did you hear about the broken pencil? It has a point, just like our complicated life puzzle.

"I think your keyboard's broken, because it hasn't typed 'I'm falling for you' yet."

"Did you break your wrist again falling from heaven? Because you're an angel that just proposed to my heart."

Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

"I may not be able to mend what's broken, but I promise to cherish your irreplaceable beauty."

"Is your thermometer broken? Because your smile just raised the room's temperature."

"Excuse me, are you the Philippines? Because life without you, is like a broken pencil...pointless."

"Trust is like a mirror, once broken it's hard to fix. But let's keep things light and fun, shall we?"

"You've broken the rules of the 3D world with your beauty; tell me, are the laws of attraction also in play?"

"With a history like yours, it's clear you're irreplaceable; even when broken, no one can take your place."

"Just like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless. But hey, together we could draw a brighter future!"

"If I were a mechanic, I'd fix your heart because some things are just too precious to replace."

I believe that even broken things can be mended, and sometimes they become even more beautiful with a story to tell.

Oh, well, if it's truly irreplaceable, then I'll make sure to handle it with the utmost care. Don't worry.

"A homeless man fell for you, and I can't blame him. But unlike that appendicitis, girl, you won't be able to ignore me."

"Did that homeless man see the same captivating beauty I'm seeing? Because I too would propose to you right now."

Are you a rare gem? Because you shine brighter than any broken window.

"You may have broken your promise, but you've mended my heart in such a beautiful way this Valentine's Day."

That's tough, but maybe it's all about finding the right person to show you that love can be worth it.

"Excuse me, miss, but your smile is so captivating it could make even a broken heart dance again."

"Sure, Juliana! If your laptop's heart is broken, consider me its software cardiologist."

"Is proposing like appendicitis? Because I feel a repeat occurrence coming on that you won't want to remove."

"Can I treat you like a puzzle piece? Because I think I can mend your broken heart and complete our perfect picture."

"Do you work in IT? Because you've just fixed my broken heart."

He girl, are you a broken radio?

Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!

"Is your heart an artist? Despite its break, it still paints a masterpiece of beauty every time I see you."

"Messy or not, I must say you have a charmingly unique style. Makes me curious to know more about your wonderful quirks."

"Are you a broken record? Because all I hear is your complaints... and I love it!"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your laugh and charm... again!"