Are you a broken pencil?

Because life without you is pointless <3

What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

My watch is broken

It keeps saying it’s time you came back to my place.

Girl, are you a broken record player

Because I have you stuck in my head

I think reddit is broken...

I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

Is your defense broken? Because this monster is ready to p**... you.

My phone screen has never been broken, since I got it.

Imagine if I hold your heart.

Is your video broken? Because I only see an angel.

Hey babe, are you a camera with broken lens? Because damn, I can’t focus.

Are you band aid? Because seeing you patches my broken heart.

You got a broken car? I will fix it so it could ride to your broken heart.

Google maps is broken.

It didn't give me the directions to your heart.

Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.

Your mirror is broken, because I can't see myself without you.

"With that resilience of recovering from a broken wrist thrice, how about we break the ice with a dance?"

"Like mosaic in broken glass, your allure is unsurpassed; in your gaze I bask, for it leaves me aghast."

"Do you also fix broken hearts with those lash tools, or is making them skip a beat your only specialty?"

"Darling, I promise I'm no homeless man, but the idea of proposing to you isn't far-fetched at all."

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

"Is your smile a bandage? Because every time you beam, it heals my broken heart a little more."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, all my past heartbreaks suddenly disappear."

"Do you have a Bandaid? Because just like my mom, you've healed my broken heart in an instant."

"Infinite desire, soul without end, with your compassion, my broken heart you mend."

"Seems like your DM's broken; let me fix it with a candlelit dinner, starry-eyed conversations, and a hint of seduction."

"Appendicitis twice and still standing? Clearly, nothing can take down an enchanting lady like you."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil, it's pointless and lacks all the vibrant colors."

"I'm an industrial maintenance technician, but the only system I'm interested in repairing is your broken heart."

"Even with my broken heart, it still beats faster every time I see your smile."

"They say third time's the charm, but with you, it was love at first sight. Let's not wait for appendicitis round three."

My dive watch is broken, can I have a little of your time?

"Is your follow button broken? Because when I click on it, it doesn't lead me to your heart."

"Awwww? Has my charm broken through already? I hope your 'aww' insurance is up to date!"

"Are you a surgeon? Because every time I look into your eyes, you seem to mend my broken heart."

"Are you the 'W' in W Rizz? Because without you, I feel like a broken URL."

"Excuse me, but I think my phone is broken...it's missing your number. Could you help me fix it?"

"Your Instagram DMs may be broken, but how about breaking the ice here with me?"

"When are you coming back? Because my life is like a broken compass without your magnetic attraction."

"Your lie detector might be broken because it's so obvious you can't resist having a date with me."

Are you chiropractor

Cause I have broken my back to carry this conversation

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist...or just when you fell from heaven?"

I think my phone is broken

It’s missing your number

"Your smile is so powerful, it could mend any broken heart. Care to work that magic on mine?"

"I might've broken NNN, but darling, the only rule I can't break is not falling for your breathtaking beauty."

"Your love's more vast than the ocean deep, my apologies a pebble's leap; let's mend what's broken, Love, not weep."

"Darling, I may not be a doctor, but I promise to treat your heart better than your indestructible appendix."

"If stopping these lines means losing the chance to make you smile, then call me a broken pencil—I'm pointless without them!"

"Are you a band-aid? Because I just fell for you and I need something to patch up this broken heart."

"Haha, well I think there's something charming about a man who can fix up his own bowtie. Keep it messy, it adds character."

"Despite life's shattered paths, your resilience astounds, in every broken piece, a hidden beauty is found."

"Are your resilience and charm permanent like that wrist break? Because I find it hard not to fall for you."

"If your condition includes being swept off your feet, then I'm afraid I've already broken it."

"You're so enchanting that even a homeless man proposed, but how about a dinner with a gentleman?"

"Did a homeless man really propose? Because if you're into unexpected surprises, my love isn't a lie."

"Appendicitis twice, yet never removed? Guess we both like living dangerously."

"Is your DM broken, or are you just too hot for it to handle?"

"Well, I guess your beauty must have broken my app. Mind sending them again?"

"Breaking your wrist three times? Guess falling for me won't be as hard!"

"You must be a White Mage because you've completely healed my broken heart with your love."

Is my radiator broken?

Or someone really hot, just walked in.

"In a world of shattered dreams, you're the broken glass gleaming; your beauty unseen, like a diamond's sheen."

"Can I borrow your phone? Mine's broken... it's missing your number."

"Can you prescribe sushi for a broken heart? If not, how about a virtual date over sake and sashimi?"

"Did your ex leave you feeling like a broken compass? Because I can be your true north."

"You've mended your broken heart with grace; how about we build new memories in its place?"

"I may not be a doctor, but with your appendicitis history, I'd pledge to heal your heart every time it aches."

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."