Top 45 Broken Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Broken pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a broken traffic light?
Cause you keep giving mixed signals
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Hey Girl, are you a broken compass?
I don't know where I was going with that one.
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Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?
Cause I wanna take you out
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I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.
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Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?
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What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.
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I think reddit is broken...
I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you
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I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.
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I think my Spotify is broken
because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
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Hey babe, are you camera with broken lens?
'cause damn, I can’t focus.
Funny broken pickup lines
Damn girl, you a horse?
Cuz I wanna ride you till you get a broken leg, then shoot you.
Is my radiator broken?
Or someone really hot, just walked in.
Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
He girl, are you a broken radio?
Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!
Are you FlexTape?
Because I think only you could fix my broken heart. EVEN UNDERWATER!
Looks like your guitar is broken
Looks like your guitar is broken
A———————
B———————
C———————
E———————
Don’t worry I can give you the D
Is my phone broken?
Cuz you sat on it
Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.
Excuse me sir, my wheelchair is broken
May I ride your face?
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Life without you is like....
A broken pencil...... pointless.
Have I broken the ice?
If I apply a 1.38 MN tensile force axially along a rod made of solid phase H2O (Tensile strength: 2MPa) with cross-sectional area 0.02 m^2, have I broken the ice?
Tinder
My Spotify must be broken because I don’t see you on the top ten hottest singles list
Hey girl , are you a broken car?
Cause I wanna push form behind!!
Are you Plaster of Paris?
I want you around me when I’m broken.
Hot damn girl!
I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!
Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..
Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.
Wanna hear how i broke my arm
Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm?
She: sure
Me: falling for you
She: that was pretty good
Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you
My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
(Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say) "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?