Top 46 Broken Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Broken pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Broken conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a broken traffic light?
Cause you keep giving mixed signals
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Hey Girl, are you a broken compass?
I don't know where I was going with that one.
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Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?
Cause I wanna take you out
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I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.
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Hey girl you must be a mechanic
Because looking at you is repairing my broken heart.
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Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?
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What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.
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Hey are you duct tape?
Because you could try to fix my broken heart but we both know that duct tape won't last long.
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I think reddit is broken...
I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you
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I think my Spotify is broken
because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
Funny broken pickup lines
Girl, are you a sewing machine?
Cause you stitch pieces of my broken heart together.
Google maps is broken.
It didn't give me the directions to your heart.
Are you chiropractor
Cause I have broken my back to carry this conversation
I think my phone is broken
It’s missing your number
Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
He girl, are you a broken radio?
Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!
Are you a broken compass?
Cause I lost my way looking at you
Are you FlexTape?
Because I think only you could fix my broken heart. EVEN UNDERWATER!
Looks like your guitar is broken
Looks like your guitar is broken
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B———————
C———————
E———————
Don’t worry I can give you the D
Is my phone broken?
Cuz you sat on it
Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.
Excuse me sir, my wheelchair is broken
May I ride your face?
Life without you is like....
A broken pencil...... pointless.
Have I broken the ice?
If I apply a 1.38 MN tensile force axially along a rod made of solid phase H2O (Tensile strength: 2MPa) with cross-sectional area 0.02 m^2, have I broken the ice?
Life without you is like a broken pyramid….. pointless.
Tinder
My Spotify must be broken because I don’t see you on the top ten hottest singles list
Hey girl , are you a broken car?
Cause I wanna push form behind!!
Are you Plaster of Paris?
I want you around me when I’m broken.
Wanna hear how i broke my arm
Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm?
She: sure
Me: falling for you
She: that was pretty good
Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you
Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart
My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
(Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say) "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"