Top 50 Broken Pick Up lines
Have you ever hit on a beautiful girl or guy with a broken pick up line? We have compiled the best list of pick up lines featuring broken items or parts. Hopefully these pick up lines involving broken items can work for you. Add some more broken hearted girl or guy to your life.
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Are you a broken traffic light?
Cause you keep giving mixed signals
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Hey Girl, are you a broken compass?
I don't know where I was going with that one.
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Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?
Cause I wanna take you out
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I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.
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Hey girl you must be a mechanic
Because looking at you is repairing my broken heart.
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Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?
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Are you a broken pencil?
Because life without you is pointless <3
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What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.
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My watch is broken
It keeps saying it’s time you came back to my place.
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Girl, are you a broken record player
Because I have you stuck in my head
Working broken pickup lines
Hey are you duct tape?
Because you could try to fix my broken heart but we both know that duct tape won't last long.
I think reddit is broken...
I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you
Are you Sage? Because your love heals my broken heart.
Is your defense broken? Because this monster is ready to p**... you.
My phone screen has never been broken, since I got it.
Imagine if I hold your heart.
Is your video broken? Because I only see an angel.
I think my Spotify is broken
because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
Hey babe, are you a camera with broken lens? Because damn, I can’t focus.
Are you band aid? Because seeing you patches my broken heart.
Girl, are you a sewing machine?
Cause you stitch pieces of my broken heart together.
You got a broken car? I will fix it so it could ride to your broken heart.
Google maps is broken.
It didn't give me the directions to your heart.
Your mirror is broken, because I can't see myself without you.
My dive watch is broken, can I have a little of your time?
Are you chiropractor
Cause I have broken my back to carry this conversation
I think my phone is broken
It’s missing your number
Is my radiator broken?
Or someone really hot, just walked in.
Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
He girl, are you a broken radio?
Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!
Are you a broken compass?
Cause I lost my way looking at you
Are you FlexTape?
Because I think only you could fix my broken heart. EVEN UNDERWATER!
Looks like your guitar is broken
Looks like your guitar is broken
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B———————
C———————
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Don’t worry I can give you the D
Is my phone broken?
Cuz you sat on it