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Top 36 Broken Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Broken chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey Girl, are you a broken compass?

    I don't know where I was going with that one.

  2. Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?

    Cause I wanna take you out

  3. I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

  4. Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?

  5. What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

  6. I think reddit is broken...

    I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you

  7. I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

  8. I think my Spotify is broken

    because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

  9. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  10. Hey babe, are you camera with broken lens?

    'cause damn, I can’t focus.

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What is a Broken pickup line?

Funny broken pickup lines

Are you FlexTape?
Because I think only you could fix my broken heart. EVEN UNDERWATER!

Is my phone broken?

Cuz you sat on it

Excuse me sir, my wheelchair is broken

May I ride your face?

Life without you is like....

A broken pencil...... pointless.

Have I broken the ice?

If I apply a 1.38 MN tensile force axially along a rod made of solid phase H2O (Tensile strength: 2MPa) with cross-sectional area 0.02 m^2, have I broken the ice?

Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm?
She: sure
Me: falling for you
She: that was pretty good
Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you

Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..
Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

Are you Plaster of Paris?

I want you around me when I’m broken.

Hey girl , are you a broken car?

Cause I wanna push form behind!!

Tinder

My Spotify must be broken because I don’t see you on the top ten hottest singles list

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?

(Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say) "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your daddy a wielder, [wait for answer]? Because you know how to mend my broken heart"

You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.

Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.

Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.

All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

My blade is never broken.

Your beauty has broken every last bit of my shield and stunned me.