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Top 48 Broken Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Broken pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a broken traffic light?

    Cause you keep giving mixed signals

  2. Hey Girl, are you a broken compass?

    I don't know where I was going with that one.

  3. Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?

    Cause I wanna take you out

  4. I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

  5. Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?

  6. What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

  7. Hey are you duct tape?

    Because you could try to fix my broken heart but we both know that duct tape won't last long.

  8. I think reddit is broken...

    I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you

  9. I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

  10. I think my Spotify is broken

    because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

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Google maps is broken.
It didn't give me the directions to your heart.

Are you chiropractor

Cause I have broken my back to carry this conversation

Hey babe, are you camera with broken lens?

'cause damn, I can’t focus.

Damn girl, you a horse?

Cuz I wanna ride you till you get a broken leg, then shoot you.

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Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

He girl, are you a broken radio?
Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!

Are you a broken compass?

Cause I lost my way looking at you

Are you FlexTape?

Because I think only you could fix my broken heart. EVEN UNDERWATER!

Looks like your guitar is broken

Looks like your guitar is broken

Don’t worry I can give you the D

Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

Is my phone broken?

Cuz you sat on it

Excuse me sir, my wheelchair is broken

May I ride your face?

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Life without you is like....

A broken pencil...... pointless.

Have I broken the ice?

If I apply a 1.38 MN tensile force axially along a rod made of solid phase H2O (Tensile strength: 2MPa) with cross-sectional area 0.02 m^2, have I broken the ice?


My Spotify must be broken because I don’t see you on the top ten hottest singles list

Life without you is like a broken pyramid….. pointless.

Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm?
She: sure
Me: falling for you
She: that was pretty good
Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you

Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

Are you Plaster of Paris?

I want you around me when I’m broken.

Hey girl , are you a broken car?

Cause I wanna push form behind!!

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?