Roses are red , violets are blue , I failed No Nut November , All thanks to you

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you

For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

Fanny, your sense of humor is contagious! I love someone who can make me laugh. Tell me a joke that never fails to crack you up.

"Excuse me, if words fail me it's only because your beauty left me speechless."

"Excuse me, but if watching fails is your thing, how about we succeed together?"

"Did your ex major in art? Because he obviously failed to appreciate the masterpiece right in front of him."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for in my next epic fail."

"Are you an SCP artifact? Because my heart's containment procedures fail every time I look at you."

"If you think those fails are funny, wait till you see my attempts at not falling for your smile."

"Watching those fails with you, it's clear that your smile is my favourite success story."

"Thanks! I like to think there's a little charm in everything we do. What’s something cute that never fails to make you smile?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because clearly, you're the only success in this fail compilation."

"Just like my math exam, I've found the perfect balance in you - half angel, half devil."

Are you the fitnessgram pacer test? Because I can't resist trying to keep up with you.

"Like a gentle breeze, I'll lift you up when you stumble, for your grace never fails to humble."

"If I had a dollar for every time I messed up a pickup line, I'd be rich. Let's start fresh?"

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, we'd be stargazing all night."

Like a clock, you never fail to tick-tock, with your beauty that rocks my world nonstop.

"Watching people break things might be funny, but the only thing I'm risking breaking is the ice between us."

"You're named Reza but you should be called 'mesmera', because your charm hasn't failed to mesmerize me."

"Ever feel like a strap-on dildo? Always there for the hard times and never failing to stand up!"

"I'm failing in love with you and that body of yours. Could I get your Snapchat to study all night long?"

"In your eyes, Kiyo, I see a tale, more enticing than any holy grail, can I join your journey without fail?"

Haha, you're welcome! Blushing suits you. 😉 So, tell me, what's something that never fails to make you smile?

"Let's go on this adventure together - I'll show you it's not about failing, but about the unforgettable experiences we create."

Hey baby! If all else fails, skateboard it out.

"London never fails to surprise us, does it? What's your favorite 'surprise' spot?"

In your eyes, I see a world of wonder, a beauty that never fails to amaze. Let me be the one to brighten your days.

Your perfume creates a mesmerizing trail, a sweet symphony that never fails to bewail.

"Is it hot in here or is it just the fire in your eyes that's making my heart fail to function normally?"

"Excuse me, but your smile is the only success story in this room full of fail compilations."

"Your disdain is a challenge I accept, just another infinity I'm determined to alter."

"Excuse me, miss, but could you spare a moment? Your smile just turned my day around."

"Aww, that’s sweet! Guess your thoughts are just too busy enjoying the idea of us. Are we officially a cute distraction now? 😊"

"If you join me on this journey, you'll witness a story of resilience and determination unfold before your eyes."

Random paragraphs are a vibe! I could read your thoughts all day—what's something quirky that never fails to make you smile? 😊

"Tinder clearly failed to appreciate a diamond like you. Mind if I take the chance to prove them wrong?"

"Laughing at these fails? How about we create our own success story that’s as captivating as your smile?"

"Is your name Typhoon? Because you've swept me off my feet in no time."

It happens to the best of us! How about we switch gears—what's something that never fails to make you smile?

"Is your name Wi-fi? 'Cause I'm really feeling a connection, even if it's just for me to lose this bet!"

Are you a map? Because every journey with you is bound to be an adventure!

"Maybe it's because I plan to win your heart with kindness and laughter, not just charm. What do you think?"

"You've got a taste for charming bad boys, but how about a genuine good guy who's irresistibly into you?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I fail another couple of times walking by?"

Totally! It's nice to find someone on the same wavelength. What’s one thing that never fails to make you smile?

Are you the 20 meter pacer test? Because I just can't seem to keep up with you!

"Ever noticed how the funniest fail compilations lead to unforgettable moments? Just like meeting me now!"

"Like a pleasant plot twist in a Creepypasta tale, your allure captivates my heart without fail."

"Even the storm fails to compare to your dazzling beauty that brightens up my world."

"Working on this project with you might make me fail, because I'm already distracted by your stunning appeal."

"You're my perfect geometry, a mix of right angles and curves that I can measure all night long."

"I don't need a fail compilation, just your smile could make my day's blooper reel disappear."

"Is your exam as hard as deciphering your allure? Because I'd gladly fail a thousand times for you."

"Did God fail at creating angels? Because you're the only one missing from Heaven."

"Are you a test? Because I'm ready to fail spectacularly at not flirting with you."

"Watching disasters may be thrilling, but nothing compares to the captivating beauty in your eyes."

"Is it a coincidence that every time you laugh at these fails, my heart seems to skip a beat too?"

"Seems like my friend was too much too soon, how about we start with a simple conversation over coffee?"

"If your intellect was a class, I'd gladly fail just to retake it and spend more time learning about you."

"Even if all those fails made you laugh, none can compare to how your smile brightens up my day."

Though small in size, your presence never fails to mesmerize, for you hold a beauty that's beyond compare.

"Well, not everyone can master guitar strings. But I'm sure you're adept at pulling heartstrings."

"Perhaps you can help me. I seem to have lost myself in your eyes."

If laughter is the best medicine, then yours is like a healing melody that never fails to brighten my day.

"Is there a class for resisting you? Because I'd fail miserably with your gorgeous eyes distracting me."

"Are your grades as straight as my feelings for you? Because I'd fail all my classes just to pass your heart test."

"Let's embark on an adventure together, where every step I take will be dedicated to proving you wrong."

Haha, just keeping you on your toes! 😉 So, what's something that never fails to make you smile?

"Guitar isn't for everyone but I bet your fingers make magic elsewhere, like maybe dancing or painting?"

"If my charm fails to impress you, I'll settle for making you feel like the queen you are."

"Are you algebra? Because even when I fail at it, I can't stop being attracted to your complexity."

"Well, who needs gym equipment when I could be lifting you instead! And hey, failed attempts still burn calories, right?"

"Your hatred may be eternal, but so is my determination to change it into affection."

"So you're betting on my failure, huh? How about we raise the stakes: your laughter for my cheesy jokes?"

"God must've failed at fairness, because he put all the world's charm into one girl - you."

"Is your name Silence? Because when I see you, my pick-up lines fail to make a sound."

Heres another one for ya lads :p

Roses are red, i just want u to remember, ur the reason i failed no nut november

I hear you. Let's keep the good vibes flowing! What's something that never fails to lift your spirits?

Ah, creativity flows like my attempts at baking—flour everywhere but the cake! Got any quirky hobbies that make you better than a Pinterest fail?

"Come along and witness firsthand how I turn challenges into triumphs, making every moment with me unforgettable."

In your presence, time stands still; with you, my heart never fails to thrill.

"Don't worry, I bet your fingers were just too delicate for those rough guitar strings. How about a piano duet instead?"

"Instagram may fail to deliver messages, but I can't fail to notice your irresistible charm."

"Absolutely, gratitude is key. It's the little things that truly matter. What's something that never fails to make you appreciate life even more?"

"Even the greatest fails seem like wins when I'm watching them with someone as enchanting as you."

"Your charm is maddeningly irresistible, just like your jokes that never fail to make me smile."

"You're ready to see me fail? Well, prepare to be disappointed, just like when you search for a better date than me."

"Is your game so enchanting, or is it just my smile failing to keep you suitably distracted?"

"English may fail me, but with your grace I'm struck, in the language of love we need no luck."

"Definitely! But it’s all about making memories, right? I still laugh about my epic fails in gym class. Got any funny stories?"

"If making you smile is the wager, I look forward to losing spectacularly on our date."

"These fails may make us laugh, but your smile? That's my favorite success story."

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm really feeling a strong connection, despite my multiple failed passwords."

"You might have 'failed' at something but, trust me, you're acing this attraction exam!"

If words fail to convey my feelings, let me show you through a dance under the moonlight.

"Watching a fail compilation? Well, dating me would be like a win compilation– unexpectedly hilarious!"

"Maybe not, but if words fail, would a gentleman's sincere actions win your gracious pardon?"

Hey are you a handgun

Because you never fail to blow my mind

"I may have failed in algebra because nothing compares to the complex equation of your beauty."

"Watching those fails? Don't worry, I'm pretty sure our chemistry won't end up in that compilation."

No worries! Sometimes the best conversations flow from silence. What’s something that never fails to make you smile? 😊

I might've failed basic maths

But you being this cute doesn't add up

"These clumsy guys sure know how to break stuff, but it’s your smile that's breaking my defenses."

I like to keep things light and playful, but I assure you, I can be serious too. What's one thing that never fails to make you smile?

"Your beauty's so deep, it outshines the blue, words fail to express how I'm lost in you."

"Watching people fail must be refreshing, considering you're busy succeeding in being stunningly beautiful every day."

Haha, exactly! My life’s like a sitcom—except I’m still waiting for someone to write the laugh track for my epic fails!

"Watching a typhoon fail compilation? Well, I'd never fail to make your day brighter than any storm."

"You must be made of sugar because you're making me crave something sweet tonight."

With grace so divine, you're no sinner in my eyes, just a queen they failed to recognize.

"I saw you rolling your eyes, but trust me, my charm isn't as overwhelming as my friend's."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. So does my chance of winning this bet!"

"Though the stars shine bright, by your side, they pale, your inspiration fuels my heart without fail."

If it doesn't work out, at least we can start a support group for people with failed online dating experiences!

"Just like my math exam - half good, half bad - you're a problem I wouldn't mind getting wrong over and over."

"Are you a Greek letter? Because you're definitely my Omega after being the Alpha of all my failed relationships."

"Are you a fail compilation? Because I can't help but laugh and fall for you at the same time."

That's awesome! I love someone who can appreciate the little things in life. What's something that never fails to make you smile?

"Love that! A calm demeanor can be so refreshing. What's something that never fails to make you smile when life gets hectic?"

Did you know the FitnessGram pacer test is easier than trying to run away from my charm?

"Did you just step out of a Van Gogh painting? Because even starry nights fail to match your radiance."

Absolutely! Life is all about the little things, isn’t it? What’s one thing that never fails to make your day better?

"Watching that fail compilation? Well, the biggest fail tonight would be not getting your number."

I like a challenge! But I'll play nice, don't worry. So, what's something that never fails to bring a smile to your face?

"These fails are funny, but the biggest fail would be if I didn't ask you out right now."

"Watching these fails? I'd rather take a chance and win with you any day."

"Could it be that words fail because our chemistry is too powerful to put into just sentences?"