35 Failed Pick Up lines

Here are 35 failed pick up lines for her and flirty failed rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about failed that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your failed rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny failed pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty failed joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Failed Pickup Lines

A good Failed hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl if its up to me you will never fail a class

Because you will always get a D from me
Hey are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.

This hasn’t failed me once
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I just ended my spotify subscription

Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month
Are you a red blood cell?

Because you never fail to deliver what my heart needs
You must be a p > 0.05 because I fail to reject you

Short and cute failed pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about failed are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you

Roses are red , violets are blue , I failed No Nut November , All thanks to you

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you

You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.

Cheesy failed Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey baby! If all else fails, skateboard it out.

Heres another one for ya lads :p

Roses are red, i just want u to remember, ur the reason i failed no nut november

I might've failed basic maths
But you being this cute doesn't add up

Hey are you a handgun

Because you never fail to blow my mind

One that will never fail...

Hey smell this rag....(chloroform soaked rag )

Hey girl, are you my A Levels?

Cause I want to kiss you hard but I know I'll fail :/

Call me a plumber

Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Corny failed Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Failed conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.

This will never fail

Are you suicide because you’ve taken my life

You are so hot...

That you might be the one to make me fail no nut november

Roses are red, violets are blue

If you were a null hypothesis, I would fail to reject you

Hey girl, are you No Nut November?
Because I just failed you.

Are you chocolate?

Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.

Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say.

Credit to translation fails.

Hello there, I must have failed my save against awestruck.

Never fails

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

I was using Google the other day, it failed. Because it did not have your number.

You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.

A good failed Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Failed hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Failed love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Failed chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.