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Top 17 Failed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Failed chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I may be failing basic math

    But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

  2. I might've failed basic maths

    But you being this cute doesn't add up

  3. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

  4. Call me a plumber

    Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

  5. A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.

  6. This will never fail

    Are you suicide because you’ve taken my life

  7. You are so hot...

    That you might be the one to make me fail no nut november

  8. Roses are red, violets are blue

    If you were a null hypothesis, I would fail to reject you

  9. Hey girl, are you No Nut November?

    Because I just failed you.

  10. Are you chocolate?

    Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.

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What is a Failed pickup line?

Funny failed pickup lines

Never fails
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say.


Credit to translation fails.

Hello there, I must have failed my save against awestruck.

I was using Google the other day, it failed. Because it did not have your number.

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This is a funny Failed pickup line!

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.