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Top 50 Complete Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Complete pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. Hey are you my appendix?

    Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

  3. I love you. You complete me.

  4. If I were to meet temari I would say did u just use a wind attack?

    Because it completely blew me away!

  5. Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.

  6. My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.

  7. Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

  8. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  9. Hey ladies, why don't we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.

  10. My pickup lines are Turing complete.

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Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

I’m a firefighter... I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.

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I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?
If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You…complete me. from "Jerry Maguire"

Damn, girl, are you The Walking Dead?

Because I'd like to see you three or four times and then completely lose interest.

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82.
I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No!
Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

Did someone just cast expelliarmus? Because you’ve got me completely disarmed.

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Babe, you are the final entry in my Adventure's Handbook.

And I would like to complete it.

Sometime you double my respiration rate, sometime you stop it completely.

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Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go. You have made my life complete, and I love you so.

You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have sex completely naked.

Are you the list piece of lego?

Because you complete my lego heart set

Babe, my loot stash is not complete without you.

My life is empty, you are the life crystal and life fruit that completes me.

This dinner date won't be complete without a menu

Cos baby, you cant spell menu without ME n U

You complete me, literally. (Frankenstein)

My slither snake is not complete without having a part of you.