You know Vladimir Putin?

Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

You look exactly like a "before" picture.

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

Hey girl, can I take a photo of you?

So I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.

If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.

Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

Nobody likes you

I'm not exactly a violent runed guy but I'd hit that twice.

You must be my constant. Because your derivative is 0 which exactly is the number of days I can go without seeing you :)

I’m not looking for someone exactly like me, but I do see a bit of me in you.

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

"Are you a sandwich? Because you're exactly what I've been craving all day."

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

"I may have lost the game, but dining with you tonight, feels like I've won the ultimate prize."

"Hey, let's not rush into assumptions. I'm more interested in building something meaningful than just a casual fling."

"My exact location is a mystery, kind of like a treasure hunt. Want to join in?"

My “here and now” is with you

That’s exactly how I want my “forever and always” to be, too.

"Could you lend me a picture of you? It's just that I want to show Santa exactly what I want this year."

Girl you want some mitochondria? I know exactly how to get some into you.

"Actually, I'm here in search of a genuine connection. The physical aspect is just one piece of the puzzle, not the whole picture."

You’re like pumpkin pie: Perfectly sweet, and exactly what I want on my lips at the end of the night.

"Well, if I had a penny for every time I wanted to be your superhero, I'd have exactly one... because you're priceless."

"Like a poet seeks his muse, in your company, I find my truth; your essence is my solace, my dear, it's absolute."

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

"Well, isn't that a bold assumption? Sure, I love passion, but I'm also looking for someone to connect with on deeper levels."

"Sure, I'll pay for dinner. But only if you promise to keep stealing my attention with your radiant smile."

"Even Dracula couldn't resist, darling. I may not be a photographer, but I can surely capture our sweet moments together."

"Darling, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be serving life, because you're exactly my type."

"Do you own a compass? Because every time I look at you, I know exactly in which direction our next step should be."

"I'm no Dracula, but I'm dying to spend every twilight with you."

Your presence is like a warm bath - relaxing, comforting, and exactly what I need tonight.

"Well, it's not too hard when you're as fascinating as an unwritten novel. Every page I turn makes me want to discover more."

"I may not know the exact measurement, but I can promise they'll be reaching all the right places to make you smile."

"You're sweet! My zest for life stems from dreaming big and the desire to make the world brighter, one smile at a time."

"Do you like your coffee strong and irresistible? Because that's exactly how I find you, darling."

"That's intriguing, authenticity has its own charm. So when can I have the privilege of tasting your culinary skills?"

"While I'm not a photographer, my heart develops a beautiful picture every time I see you."

I can't tell what's more beautful, the wheather today or you.

Her: It's raining

Me: Exactly

"Are you wearing colored contacts? Because your eyes are the exact shade of my dreams."

Girl, you are the only exact match that I need.

"Guess I've got a sixth sense for pleasing enchanting women like you. It's one of my many talents, care to explore others?"

"Is your name homework? Because I'm not exactly looking forward to you, but I know you're good for my future."

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Want to learn French? Start with 'Je suis magnifique', because that's exactly what you are—gorgeous."

"Excuse me, but did you know that 163 cm is the perfect height? Because it's exactly how tall my dream girl is."

"Hold on, don't say 'take care, bye bye' yet. I'm still trying to memorize the exact way your eyes sparkle."

"Can I be your personal chef? Because I know exactly how to add a little spice to your life."

"Exactly, common interests can spark conversations, but it’s our differences that make getting to know each other fascinating."

"Are you my homework? Because I'm not exactly doing you but I definitely should be."

"Is your name Google? Because every conversation with you, I find exactly what I've been searching for."

"I'd like to be the words on your pages, carefully chosen yet deeply felt, adding value to your story."

"I'm here to find a genuine connection, and that involves more than just physical intimacy. Let's get to know each other better."

"You know, I'm quite picky, but when I saw you, all my standards became one: someone exactly like you."

"In a world of words and poets, I'd choose silence, for your presence alone completes my sentences."

"Your kindness and charm are overwhelming; you're exactly the type of girl my mum always envisioned for me."

"Baby, you're like the perfect code in a programmer's script because you're exactly my type."

"Your beauty is a poem, I'd gladly pay for a lifetime subscription, starting with tonight's dinner."

"Well, seeing your smile or hearing your laughter is my secret ambition. Your happiness is contagious, and I can't help but catch the vibe."

I hope this date never ends. Just stays exactly the same for eight hours straight. (Nebraska)

"That's impressive! A culinary artist, huh? Now I'm curious, what's your vibe in the kitchen - Italian maestro or French gourmet?"

Are you my market equilibrium point?

Because you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding

"I'm already imagining you in an apron, skillfully mastering exotic dishes. How about we cook up some chemistry together?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just you lighting up my world? Because you're exactly my type."

"Wow, a woman who's not afraid to turn up the heat in the kitchen? That's pretty enticing, I must say."

"I know exactly what I want and it's not just a good conversation, it's a lifetime of them with you."

"Wow, a culinary artist I see! Authenticity in food often translates to authenticity in character, don't you think?"

"Absolutely not! A good time is exactly what we need. How about we start with some playful banter and see where it leads us?"