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Top 50 Exact Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Exact chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

  2. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  3. If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

  4. You know Vladimir Putin? Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

  5. You look exactly like a "before" picture.

  6. Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

  7. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

  8. I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.

  9. Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

    Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

  10. If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

    Cause you never left my mind.

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I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

My “here and now” is with you

That’s exactly how I want my “forever and always” to be, too.

You’re like pumpkin pie: Perfectly sweet, and exactly what I want on my lips at the end of the night.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

Are you my market equilibrium point?

Because you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?
Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you're exactly what I wanted

- Day 114

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Excuse me, did you just see THAT!?

Them: see what?

You: Exactly. Hi nice to meet you, my name's \_\_\_\_\_\_.

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

She : no?

You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?

You and I are like B# and C. We look different, but we are the exact same.

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Have you ever heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Because I can think of something else with the exact same measurements

Lines for someone called Alix?

Yes alix. Exactly the same as Alex

We are living in the end times foretold to us in the Holy Bible. World War 3 has been pre-planned to begin this summer of 2019. Proof inside.

If you do then you need to understand what is truly going on in this world. You need to seek the truth.

I have made a video to prove to you exactly what is going on. For there is not much time left before World War 3 starts (which has been pre-planned to begin 2019 for many decades).

Just type in the following on YouTube and watch it:

Exposing the Truth - End Times Documentary

This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name

You’re the most beautiful girl/guy I know, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.

Not exactly original but works great on those who can understand its a great compliment. Some people take it as an insult, it is my advice that you shouldn’t try in the first place with them. Lol.

*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?

She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:


- "So big pressure and stress from every side"


- "So tired.. aah.."


- "Someone save me from this world!!"


- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."


- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)


- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"


- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"

Works 100% of the time.

Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
her: haha really?
him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
her: what
him: she was reallllly into incest,
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