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  1. I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

    "U and I"
    Exactly so let's make things happen

  2. I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

  3. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  4. If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

  5. You know Vladimir Putin?

    Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

  6. You look exactly like a "before" picture.

  7. Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

  8. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

  9. I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.

  10. Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

    Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

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If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.
Cause you never left my mind.

Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

Nobody likes you

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

I’m not looking for someone exactly like me, but I do see a bit of me in you.

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My “here and now” is with you

That’s exactly how I want my “forever and always” to be, too.

You’re like pumpkin pie: Perfectly sweet, and exactly what I want on my lips at the end of the night.

I can't tell what's more beautful, the wheather today or you.

Her: It's raining

Me: Exactly

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

I hope this date never ends. Just stays exactly the same for eight hours straight. (Nebraska)

Are you my market equilibrium point?

Because you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

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I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Excuse me, did you just see THAT!?

Them: see what?

You: Exactly. Hi nice to meet you, my name's \_\_\_\_\_\_.

Are you a used car lot?

Because I'm not exactly sure how you're gonna do it, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna fuck me in the ass.

Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No...

Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

Are you Santa?

Cuz i would love to sit on ur lap and tell u exactly what I want

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

She : no?

You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?

You and I are like B# and C. We look different, but we are the exact same.

Lines for someone called Alix?

Yes alix. Exactly the same as Alex