Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

Is your costume made of real magic?

Because every time you walk by, my heart starts playing tricks on me.

My pronoun's are he/him, but you can call me 0123/4567890

Probably not new and it's not a real number, for clarification.

You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

I'm still a real boy. Really!

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

Maybe god is real because...

You are a blessing

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Is Gabriel tricking me? Because you seem far too perfect to be real.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

In chemistry they teach us real crystals are never perfect

You're like that crystal, beautiful even with all of your imperfections!

I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

Look at me underwater after we do a turn so i know its real.

It's getting dark...

Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.

Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?

Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

Are both of those teeth real?

Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

Babe are you from Tennessee? I was starting to doubt that it's a real state.

Asuna: If we make it back to the real world, I’ll find you again. And fall in love with you again.

If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Babe, I did not know fairies were real until I met you.

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

Would you like to be the lucky guy who gets my real number? Give me your phone.

Let's plan a Dina party in your pants. Namaste, b**...!

Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

Girl you need a toaster? Because things will definitely get real toasty with me tonight.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

Heaven must be real because you're an angel.

Girl you think true love isn't real? Your mind makes it real.

I'm a magician, If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a real woman.

Anna: Come over here. Let me talk to ya real close.

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

They're saying the piste is gonna freeze and get real hard tonight. Do you know what else will?

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, c**... d**... ratio.

It's getting dark. I need your smile real quick to brighten it up.

Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

Kirito: Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts.

Hey cutie! Are you a game character?

You're so good you can't be real ;)

Are you a microwave meal? Because the picture always looks better than the real thing.

Lemme stick my hyper beast in your Asimov real quick.

Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is? Join my secret event.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but your hair is real right?

I'm not a b**... but I can play one if that's your thing.

My kids can speak 5 languages and I can o**... in 6.

Are you the square root of a negative number?

Because I can’t believe you’re real

Hey girl, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!

Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.

Can you punch me real quick?

Cause I’m looking for an excuse to hit on you

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

Roses are red

Quick there's no-one around
Get in my bed
And we can both get real loud

You a real kiss woman and I like it. from "Fire & Desire"

"Did you just come out of a fairy tale? Because you're a real princess to me."

"If you believe water isn't wet, how about we stir up some real chemistry and redefine the laws of attraction?"

Your skills on the field are unmatched by far, but it's your smile that's the real star.

"I'll be your fake boyfriend, but I promise my feelings for you will be very real."

"Only if you promise to let me dim the lights a little later. I have a feeling we could create some real sparks together! 🔥"

"Love is a beautiful journey. But let's be real, sometimes the thrill of the chase is just as exciting. What’s your favorite way to keep things spicy?"

Haha, I like bold questions! If I were single, dating you would definitely be an intriguing adventure. What’s your ideal date like?

I lost my cell phone, would you mind calling it real quick?

"Hey beautiful, can this strong-gripped daddy secure the privilege of dialing your digits? I promise, it'll be unforgettable."

"Well, I can't promise to be Prince Charming, but I'll bring all the honesty and kindness of a real-life knight."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection, and it's more than just this train ride."

"Hi, lovely! That flower’s cute, but I can tell you’re the real showstopper here. Got any other charming surprises up your sleeve?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. And that's just too beautiful to be real."

"I finally got your number—now let’s turn those Instagram likes into real-life moments. When are we starting?"

"Just like a dream house, your beauty stands tall; let’s build a love that'll never fall."

"Your photos had me at a loss for words. Ready to leave me breathless in real life?"

"Only if you promise to wear a coconut bra and we can have a dance-off with the island's wildlife. That’s the real deal!"

"Life's a wild ride, isn’t it? We all wear masks. What’s something real that brings you joy when the facade drops?"

"If hearts weren't real, then you must be an illusion, because falling for you feels too magical to be true."

"In the vast kingdom of the web, I found a princess. Care to explore some real-life adventures together?"

"You're speechless, but your beauty speaks volumes, need a partner to translate it into the language of love?"

"Alright, no more kidding around. How about we make some real conversation over a cup of coffee?"

"Your eyes sparkle like twilight, but the real magic happens when we share a pillow talk."

"Hey Carly, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection that I wouldn't mind exploring further."

You know, it takes a real man to wear bright red briefs on the outside...

Well, I'm an extrovert undercover as an introvert. It's like a surprise party – you gotta stick around to see the real me in action! 🎉

"It takes real courage to be vulnerable. I believe those struggles shape us—what's something that has brought you joy during the tough times?"

"Well, it sounds like you're not afraid to keep things real! I appreciate honesty, so long as it comes with kindness, too."

Are your eyes real? Because I can't stop getting lost in them.

Wow, sounds like an intense dream! Maybe it means you're destined for great things. I'd love to hear more about it sometime.

"Thanks for the drinks, but I have a feeling the real treat is yet to come tonight."

"You're a master of reels, but can you handle the real deal of my heart?"

"Are you a square root of -1? Because you can't be real, you've just multiplied my interest exponentially."

"Ever thought of having a real-life adventure? Let's explore more than just Roblox together."

You must be the king of my heart, because just being around you feels like a real hunka hunka burning love.

I'm all for some fun too, but let's make sure there's a real spark first. Let's keep the anticipation building, shall we?

"Do you like to read? Because my love story is a real page-turner – it starts with 'Once upon a time' and ends with 'Henry Cavill'."

"Exploring India is incredible, but exploring the depth of your eyes is a real adventure."

"Did you just step out of a fairytale? Because that pink dress makes you look like a real-life princess!"

"Are you into iron men? Because I'm hard, strong and ready to dial up the heat for you."

"Are you a bad WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a real connection, despite the poor judgment my friends claim I have."

"Even across screens, your vibe is captivating. How about we upgrade our pixels to a real-life coffee date?"

"Hey gorgeous, that white dress is doing wonders, but your smile? That's the real show stopper here."

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "b**... Street."

"Are your stories WiFi? Because I'm feeling a real connection here, and it's definitely not fictional."

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

Your karate skills are impressive, but your beauty is the real knockout. Can I be your sparring partner?

"If a kiss on the cheek made me your boyfriend, imagine what a real date could do!"

So, do you come out into the real world often?

"Your birthday sticker popped out like a surprise, but would it be too much to wish for the real you tonight?"

"Are you a pickle jar? Because I've been in a real dill trying to find someone as refreshing as you!"

Are you a calendar? Because you just made my Valentine's Monthsary go from 0 to 100 real quick!

Haha, well, I'll have to save the really funny stuff for when we meet in person. Looking forward to making you laugh for real.

Is your dad Agony because you're so beautiful you can't be real.

"Can't find words? Don't worry, let's write our beautiful story together with the ink of authentic love."

"I might be dangerously enticing, but the real danger is not exploring what we could be."

"Your beauty outshines any waterfall, but the way you make my heart rush... Now that's a real deluge."

"If magic is real, then you must be the spell that enchants my heart and soul."