50 Real Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Real rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about real, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Real Pickup Lines

A good Real hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.
Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
Are you the square root of -100?

Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real
Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!
You wanna see the REAL one-eyed fury?

Short and cute real pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about real are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

My pronoun's are he/him, but you can call me 0123/4567890

Probably not new and it's not a real number, for clarification.

I hadn't experienced real privilege until I met you.

Call my tongue Flo Rida coz “it’s going down for real”

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

Cheesy real Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Maybe god is real because...

You are a blessing

s**... my blood so I know it's real.

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Is Gabriel tricking me? Because you seem far too perfect to be real.

I gotcha a (nerdy) list

Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?

Corny real Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Real conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

In chemistry they teach us real crystals are never perfect

You're like that crystal, beautiful even with all of your imperfections!

I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

Look at me underwater after we do a turn so i know its real.

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

It's getting dark...

Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?

A good real Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Real hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.

Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

Are both of those teeth real?

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?

You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

Babe are you from Tennessee? I was starting to doubt that it's a real state.

Asuna: If we make it back to the real world, I’ll find you again. And fall in love with you again.

If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Real love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Real chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.