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Top 50 Real Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Real pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. Im like a microwave meal

    Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  3. Are you the Skip Ad button?

    Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

  4. Are you the square root of -100?

    Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

  5. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

  6. You wanna see the REAL one-eyed fury?

  7. Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

  8. You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

  9. I hadn't experienced real privilege until I met you.

  10. I'm still a real boy. Really!

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Call my tongue Flo Rida coz “it’s going down for real”

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

Maybe god is real because...

You are a blessing

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I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Is Gabriel tricking me? Because you seem far too perfect to be real.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Are you from Candy Crush Saga? 'cos you're real sweet.

Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

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Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

Look at me underwater after we do a turn so i know its real.

It's getting dark...

Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?

You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

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I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.

Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.