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Top 40 Real Housewives Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Real Housewives pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Real Housewives conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Don't be tardy for the party in my pants!

  2. Double the bling, double the spray tan, double the pleasure!

  3. God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.

  4. I am very rich and let's go spend some money, honey. Bloop!

  5. I don't say no very much, I say yes, yes, YES!

  6. I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.

  7. I like my men like I like my shapewear: tight and spanky. Holla!

  8. I shall show you the true meaning of the vanderPUMP

  9. I wanna dress you in she by sheree and take you back to my chateau.

  10. I'd flip a table to get to you, baby!

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I'm a vegas girl, wanna call my bluff?

I'm gone with the wind fabulous and you're about to get twirled, baby!

I'm hot from the ankles up, but I know how to get down.

I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder in bed.

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If you like how I take off my let, wait'll you see me take off my clothes!

If you think I'm sexy wait until you meet my hooker alter ego, Alana.

In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.

It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

Money can't buy you class but it can buy you a class with the countess.

New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.

Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.

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The fastest way into my heart is with good grammar and a bottle of champs. Emphasis on the champs.

Treat me like a princess, and you might just get a chapter in my book.

Planes and yachts are nice, but your kiss is even nicer.

Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?

Wanna a taste of my cannolis?

Wanna escape to my witch mountains?

Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?

Wanna see me on display?

Wanna see my woo-hoo?

Wanna sign up for classes at the bailey agency school of sextimes?

Wanna spend one long, hot, kandi-koated night with me?