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Top 43 Real Housewives Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Real Housewives pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Real Housewives tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Let's plan a Dina party in your pants. Namaste, bitches!

  2. I'm not a bitch but I can play one if that's your thing.

  3. My kids can speak 5 languages and I can orgasm in 6.

  4. God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.

  5. I am very rich and let's go spend some money, honey. Bloop!

  6. I don't say no very much, I say yes, yes, YES!

  7. I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.

  8. I like my men like I like my shapewear: tight and spanky. Holla!

  9. I shall show you the true meaning of the vanderPUMP

  10. I wanna dress you in she by sheree and take you back to my chateau.


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I'd flip a table to get to you, baby!

I'm a vegas girl, wanna call my bluff?

I'm gone with the wind fabulous and you're about to get twirled, baby!

I'm hot from the ankles up, but I know how to get down.

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I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed.

If you like how I take off my let, wait'll you see me take off my clothes!

If you think I'm sexy wait until you meet my hooker alter ego, Alana.

In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.

It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

Money can't buy you class but it can buy you a class with the countess.

New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.

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Show me your jellybeans and I'll take you to kellyland.

The fastest way into my heart is with good grammar and a bottle of champs. Emphasis on the champs.

Treat me like a princess, and you might just get a chapter in my book.

Planes and yachts are nice, but your kiss is even nicer.

Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?

Wanna a taste of my cannolis?

Wanna escape to my witch mountains?

Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?

Wanna see me on display?

Wanna see my woo-hoo?

Wanna sign up for classes at the bailey agency school of sextimes?