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43 Real Housewives Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Real Housewives rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about real housewives, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Real Housewives Pickup Lines

A good Real Housewives hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Let's plan a Dina party in your pants. Namaste, b**...!

  2. I'm not a b**... but I can play one if that's your thing.

  3. My kids can speak 5 languages and I can o**... in 6.

  4. Don't be tardy for the party in my pants!

  5. Double the bling, double the spray tan, double the pleasure!

  6. God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.

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What is a good Real Housewives pickup line?

Short and cute real housewives pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about real housewives are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I am very rich and let's go spend some money, honey. Bloop!

I don't say no very much, I say yes, yes, YES!

I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.

I like my men like I like my shapewear: tight and spanky. Holla!

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Smooth Real Housewives pickup line

I wanna dress you in she by sheree and take you back to my chateau.

I'd flip a table to get to you, baby!

I'm a vegas girl, wanna call my bluff?

Cheesy real housewives Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm hot from the ankles up, but I know how to get down.

I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder in bed.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed.

If you like how I take off my let, wait'll you see me take off my clothes!

In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.

It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

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Working Real Housewives tinder opener

New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.

Corny real housewives Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Real Housewives conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.

Show me your jellybeans and I'll take you to kellyland.

The fastest way into my heart is with good grammar and a bottle of champs. Emphasis on the champs.

Treat me like a princess, and you might just get a chapter in my book.

Planes and yachts are nice, but your kiss is even nicer.

Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?

Wanna a taste of my cannolis?

Wanna escape to my witch mountains?

Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?

Wanna see me on display?

Wanna see my woo-hoo?

Wanna sign up for classes at the bailey agency school of sextimes?

A good real housewives Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Real Housewives hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Wanna spend one long, hot, kandi-koated night with me?

Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

You and I should get real close like a couple of siamese cats.

Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

You mess with my family, you mess with me. Mess around with me, that's different. That's a good time.

You now what would be so hot? If I wrap you up in zarin fabrics and spend your money.

You be the drink, and I'll be the straw that stirs you...

Money can't buy you class but it can buy you a class with the countess.

I'm gone with the wind fabulous and you're about to get twirled, baby!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Real Housewives love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Real Housewives chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.