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Top 50 New Girl Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty New Girl pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you a new business cuz im definitely gonna penetrate you.

  2. Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

  3. Girl is your ass the new Snapchat filter?

    Cause i would love it on my face

  4. Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

  5. Is your name Alice Hardy because I'm gonna be tearing you a new one.

  6. Hey girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

  7. Hey girl, I'm new to this area

    Can you tell me where I am right now?

    Girl: You're on 4th street.

    Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

  8. I need to me a new girl cuz im tired of doing it with my Hans Solo.

  9. Hey Girl

    Hey girl are you in the new smash brothers game because I want to smash your brother.

  10. Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

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Damn girl, good thing you don't have that new iPhone, because those jeans are tight.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

Damn girl, are you Times New Roman with 12pt font size?

Because everybody fucking uses you.

The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now.

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Damn girl, Are you a new book?

Cuz, I wanna smell your insides so bad.

Ae girl, are you the new Covid-19 vaccine?
Cause i have heard everyone is after you!

Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.

I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

Hey girl are you my new anime plot?

Because u have HUMOUNGOUS


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I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it.

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For a girl named Lara

I was thinking of something with fartha since people in New York talk like that

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?

My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

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Hey girl, call me 2021 !

Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before ...

Hey Girl are you a NewPaper

Because There is a new thing I learn from you every single day

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

Night games in a bar setting

So I downloaded TicTacToe to play to play in a bar setting but Quickly got bored.

So I’m looking for some other options in order to engage a new girl I just met.

Girl are you the new Tesla model...

Because you may be young but you look pretty old

My bottom is like a plant. It needs sun and air.

My curves will make you sing!

Officer, can I read you your rights? You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain sweet.

Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.

The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all seuels now.

We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!