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Top 50 New Girl Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth New Girl chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you a new business cuz im definitely gonna penetrate you.

  2. Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

  3. Girl is your ass the new Snapchat filter?

    Cause i would love it on my face

  4. Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

  5. Is your name Alice Hardy because I'm gonna be tearing you a new one.

  6. Hey girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

  7. I need to me a new girl cuz im tired of doing it with my Hans Solo.

  8. Hey Girl

    Hey girl are you in the new smash brothers game because I want to smash your brother.

  9. Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

  10. Damn girl, good thing you don't have that new iPhone, because those jeans are tight.

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Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

Damn girl, are you Times New Roman with 12pt font size?

Because everybody fucking uses you.

Damn girl are you a new movie...

...cause you're coming soon.

Damn girl, Are you a new book?

Cuz, I wanna smell your insides so bad.

I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

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I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it.

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For a girl named Lara
I was thinking of something with fartha since people in New York talk like that

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.

Girl are you the new Tesla model...

Because you may be young but you look pretty old

Night games in a bar setting

So I downloaded TicTacToe to play to play in a bar setting but Quickly got bored.

So I’m looking for some other options in order to engage a new girl I just met.

Hey Girl are you a NewPaper

Because There is a new thing I learn from you every single day

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now.

It's like you're ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.

It's the freakin' weekend.

Let me put my money in your douchebag jar.

Let's go home, put on kimonos, and hang loose.

Let's put on some drake and take this rendezvous home, girl.

My bottom is like a plant. It needs sun and air.

My curves will make you sing!

Officer, can I read you your rights? You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain sweet.

Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.

The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all seuels now.

We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!