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Top 31 Glee Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Glee conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Glee pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. I only date unicorns with long horns and boobs.

  2. Puck: So the chemistry doesn't get out.

  3. Person: Why are you closing the door?

  4. I like being told what to do.

  5. What you need is my chocolate thunder.

  6. Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan.

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I’d watch Glee for you.

Let me show you how we do it in Lima Heights

Bow ties and hair product: what wet dreams are made of

My coif isn't the only thing that's gelled and ready to go.

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Are you a member of Adam's Apples? Because I like big butts and I can not lie

Are you from Vocal Adrenaline? Because your smile could cure cancer.

Hey baby, the mohawk's for more than just style; grab on, let's go for a ride.


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Hey, me. You're one fine example of sexy fierceness: Gi-Jane's face on Hillary Clinton's body.

Horizontal tango's for amateurs. Let's do the horizontal paso doble.

I know where the rain in Spain stays, girls...in your pants.

I like you. You smell like unicorn poo. They eat butterflies and skittles.

I will show you my twinkle tube.


I'll give you a private broadway show

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I'm a baritone so I can sing Marvin Gaye's “Let's Get It On” Like Dayum

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I'm a brick house, sexy. I'm mighty, mighty; letting it all hang out.

Person: Why are you closing the door?
Puck: So the chemistry doesn't get out.

Unlike in new directions, I'm always on top in the bedroom.

Wanna help me pose for some special pamphlet photos?

Wanna see my sexy faces?

You can ride me in my wheelchair any time.

It's all about teasing and not about pleasing.

OCD in the streets; Dirty in the sheets.

I'm kiss on a stick and sing like a dream. And you are?


Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Glee phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Glee lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.