Top 14 Geek Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Geek pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Geek conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I am so forward for geeks.
That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.
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Are you http?
Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.
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Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
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Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?
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You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
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Tell this to a science geek
Hey girl are you artificial Sun developed by Koreans,
Cause you are even hotter than the Sun. -
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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Can I do a penetration test on your back door?
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Need something geeky for a girl
Harry potter fan, geek, nerd, would like to talk about WW2 or blackholes.
Nerdy one -
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Funny geek pickup lines
You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.
You are so adorable when you geek out.
Age of the geek, baby.
You got me more excited than an Apple geek at Apple Store.