Top 50 Zombie Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Zombie pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Zombie conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

2. You're so cute I could just eat you.

3. Girl, I can't get enough of you.

4. Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

5. When I look at you I remain dead inside.

6. Hey, I'd love to have you for dinner sometime.

7. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

8. I've always rated brains over beaut.

9. You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

10. I don't have a heart, but if my heart was still beating, it would be for you.

Funny zombie pickup lines

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.

I bet you're a screamer and a moaner.

If you were a walker falling down stairs, I'd be there to catch you.

I'd come back for you.

I may be a zombie, but if my heart was still beating it would beat for you.

If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

If we were in a zombie apocalypse, i'd save you.

I know how to make you scream.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

I was dead inside until I met you.

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

Mmmm you look so tasty, I could eat you right up.

I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

I was dying to meet you.

I would absolutley love to swap bodily fluids with you.