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Top 33 Ninja Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ninja pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ninja tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.

  2. Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!

  3. Do you know Kuchiyose no Jutsu? because you just summoned my snake.

  4. Baby I know how to get your chakra flowing.

  5. Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

  6. My katana isn't the only thing that can penetrate your flesh.

  7. Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

  8. Is there a ninja in your pants because yo kiss is kickin'!

  9. Are you a ninja?

    Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

  10. Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu.

    How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?


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I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

Need a hug?

Come with me or die!

Are you a ninja?

'Cause your body is KICKIN'!

Do you always keep around a samurai sword?

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Wanna go upstairs?

I'll show you my kekkei genkai.

Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

Sword? Yeah, I have a sword.

Let me unsheathe it for you.

Is there a ninja in your pants?

Cause your kiss is kicking.

Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!

Ninjas do it best at night. Let me show you.

King II: Ooh, a ninja! And you use some wrestling moves too!

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Are those nun-chucks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You've got 206 bones in your body... Would you like one more?

Ninja stars aren't the only thing I'm packing.

I was sent to kill you, but how about a quickie first?

Are you a ninja turtle?

Because I think you belong in this manhole.

Your daddy must've been a level 40 thief with special ninja gloves because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

You must have a ninja in your pants, because your kiss is kicking

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Baby, I know you want to see my long sword.