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Top 33 Ninja Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ninja pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.

  2. Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!

  3. Do you know Kuchiyose no Jutsu? because you just summoned my snake.

  4. Baby I know how to get your chakra flowing.

  5. Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

  6. My katana isn't the only thing that can penetrate your flesh.

  7. Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

  8. Is there a ninja in your pants because yo ass is kickin'!

  9. Are you a ninja?

    Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

  10. Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu.

    How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

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I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

Need a hug?

I am an assassin, now will you let me in that ass?

Come with me or die!

Are you a ninja?

'Cause your body is KICKIN'!

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Hi, I am Ninja, but you can just call me Hiro.

Wanna go upstairs?

I'll show you my kekkei genkai.

Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

Sword? Yeah, I have a sword.

Let me unsheathe it for you.

Is there a ninja in your pants?

Cause your ass is kicking.

Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!

Ninjas do it best at night. Let me show you.

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Are those nun-chucks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You've got 206 bones in your body... Would you like one more?

I was sent to kill you, but how about a quickie first?

Ninja stars aren't the only thing I'm packing.

Are you a ninja turtle?

Because I think you belong in this manhole.

You must have a ninja in your pants, because your ass is kicking

Baby, I know you want to see my long sword.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Your daddy must've been a level 40 thief with special ninja gloves because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.